Add your eccentric food habits/tips/quirks here!

[Freeky]

a hankering for mayo

There are limits to that, you know.  Like, I wouldn't grab a spoon and eat it. 

[Rumckle]

There are limits to that, you know.  Like, I wouldn't grab a spoon and eat it. 

Really??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MYx1nh4L2Q

[Freeky]

There are limits to that, you know.  Like, I wouldn't grab a spoon and eat it.  

Really??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MYx1nh4L2Q

Not clicking.  Nope.  Not even if you tell me is shiny.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

When I was in my 20's, I worked in a bookstore. One of my co-workers was a Hawaiian girl. Many of our co-workers seemed to enjoy making commentary on what other people were eating, declaring it "gross" and saying they could never eat it, or, if they deemed it "good", asking if they could have some (!). I loved the shit out of Wendy because every time it happened she would wrinkle her nose, lean over to me, and stage-whisper "fucking haoles!"

Frankly, I agree.

[Triple Zero]

"Double the Fist:  Mayonnaise Eating Competition"

[Jenne]

I fry up kielbasa or other sausage with apples and onions.  I throw in a bottle of beer to get it all tasty and happy.

I approve of this recipe, and demand you come to my kitchen and demonstrate.

Aw!  I'd love to!

[Salty]

When I was in my 20's, I worked in a bookstore. One of my co-workers was a Hawaiian girl. Many of our co-workers seemed to enjoy making commentary on what other people were eating, declaring it "gross" and saying they could never eat it, or, if they deemed it "good", asking if they could have some (!). I loved the shit out of Wendy because every time it happened she would wrinkle her nose, lean over to me, and stage-whisper "fucking haoles!"

Frankly, I agree.

Oh that shit pisses me off. I'll bring in some good bread, a jar of olives, and some liverwurst and have had people TOUCH my food and say "DUUR WHAT'S THIS?" I explain. "EW THAT'S NASTY."

Now I don't explain. I just slap their hands and say "I WILL CUT A MOTHERFUCKER."

[Doktor Howl]

When I was in my 20's, I worked in a bookstore. One of my co-workers was a Hawaiian girl. Many of our co-workers seemed to enjoy making commentary on what other people were eating, declaring it "gross" and saying they could never eat it, or, if they deemed it "good", asking if they could have some (!). I loved the shit out of Wendy because every time it happened she would wrinkle her nose, lean over to me, and stage-whisper "fucking haoles!"

Frankly, I agree.

Oh that shit pisses me off. I'll bring in some good bread, a jar of olives, and some liverwurst and have had people TOUCH my food and say "DUUR WHAT'S THIS?" I explain. "EW THAT'S NASTY."

Now I don't explain. I just slap their hands and say "I WILL CUT A MOTHERFUCKER."

*ahem*

Hungarians don't eat "food".  They eat the worst bits of the animal, ground into paste so that they can still eat after wearing their teeth down gnawing on animal skins.  And cabbage.  Cabbage is not food.

[Salty]

Waste not.

Cabbage, sir, is gift unto man. That remands me that I have some red cabbage I need to cook.

Also, PLEASE, we at least have delicious stuffed peppers. I doubt you can suggest a meal the Welsh have created that compares. Or a meal the Welsh have created as opposed to hauling out of some mine.

[Doktor Howl]

Waste not.

Cabbage, sir, is gift unto man. That remands me that I have some red cabbage I need to cook.

Also, PLEASE, we at least have delicious stuffed peppers. I doubt you can suggest a meal the Welsh have created that compares. Or a meal the Welsh have created as opposed to hauling out of some mine.

The Welsh eat their own children.  Hardly a scale with which to measure your cuisine.

[Salty]

Point. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

When I was in my 20's, I worked in a bookstore. One of my co-workers was a Hawaiian girl. Many of our co-workers seemed to enjoy making commentary on what other people were eating, declaring it "gross" and saying they could never eat it, or, if they deemed it "good", asking if they could have some (!). I loved the shit out of Wendy because every time it happened she would wrinkle her nose, lean over to me, and stage-whisper "fucking haoles!"

Frankly, I agree.

Oh that shit pisses me off. I'll bring in some good bread, a jar of olives, and some liverwurst and have had people TOUCH my food and say "DUUR WHAT'S THIS?" I explain. "EW THAT'S NASTY."

Now I don't explain. I just slap their hands and say "I WILL CUT A MOTHERFUCKER."

That seems like the best possible response!

[Triple Zero]

Oh that shit pisses me off. I'll bring in some good bread, a jar of olives, and some liverwurst and have had people TOUCH my food and say "DUUR WHAT'S THIS?" I explain it's made from the organs of people that commented on my food, it's very nutritious by the way, you want a bite?
- "uhh no thanks"
- "WHY NOT????!"
- "Umm.. er.. well ..."
- "I SHOULD ADVISE YOU TO CONSIDER YOUR ANSWER VERY CAREFULLY, WOULD YOU LIKE A BITE OR NOT?!! "

[Freeky]

Oh that shit pisses me off. I'll bring in some good bread, a jar of olives, and some liverwurst and have had people TOUCH my food and say "DUUR WHAT'S THIS?" I explain it's made from the organs of people that commented on my food, it's very nutritious by the way, you want a bite?
- "uhh no thanks"
- "WHY NOT????!"
- "Umm.. er.. well ..."
- "I SHOULD ADVISE YOU TO CONSIDER YOUR ANSWER VERY CAREFULLY, WOULD YOU LIKE A BITE OR NOT?!! "

[Salty]