I do not like green eggs and spam. I do not like them Scam I Am.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

So in an aborted attempt to try and get free downloads of Unitarian Universalist hymns because I can't read music (don't ask) I ended up getting no songs and a stupid tool bar where I get spam/scam IMs. I decided to roll with it. Please see the exhibits so far.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Brandon24KT:
Are you interested in a part time job offer, You have chance of making $400 per week.If  you are interested Kindly get back to me for more details or call 817-962-6312
Myron1234567:
Is this legit?
Brandon24KT:
We are looking for a representative in the states, someone who we can entrust with our  company money and funds and would help us recieve payments from our customers,  clients in the states for the supply of materials we supply to them We are willing to pay  10% per every payment u recieve ,and you can still keep ur regular job while you work  for us
Myron1234567:
I'm taking that to mean that you're a foreign company?
Myron1234567:
What country are you based out of?
Brandon24KT:
Here in Uk
Brandon24KT:
loiking to open breach in the state
Myron1234567:
Are you based out of England, Scotland, Wales, or Northern Ireland? (Or Cornwall if you want to consider that anything worth noting!)
Myron1234567:
I only ask because, I have family in the UK, and I want to make sure that I'll be supporting a company that boosts the local economy.
Brandon24KT:
I Understand but we are to give offer
Myron1234567:
Ok. I'm assuming that you are based out of Birmingham. Am I far off?
Myron1234567:
(I'm down with B-Town, btw)
Brandon24KT:
u ask alot
Myron1234567:
Well, I want to know what I'm getting into, that's pretty reasonable, yeah? Ok, I'm in.
Myron1234567:
What would you like me to do?
Brandon24KT:
First off all i will like to know your age and what u do for a living 31/ Male / with 1kids I  work for Precision Plastic Ball Company England
Myron1234567:
27/male/roadie for a bluegrass band
Myron1234567:
Gotta tell you, tuning mandolins are a pain.
Myron1234567:
At least the amps are light.
Myron1234567:
Honestly, I want to get out of the music biz, so this seems like a promising opportunity.
Myron1234567:
Still there?
Brandon24KT:
Sorry i was on Phone
Brandon24KT:
The reason why we need this representatives is because the cost of coming to the state  and getting payments is very expensive, we can spend up $1,300USD only in buying  tickets and the rest of the expenses ,so we need a representative in the united state who  will be capable and reliable of handling that aspect,
Myron1234567:
Hmmm... sounds interesting. Gotta ask you one out of topic question before we get back into it. Was I right about you guys being based out of Birmingham? I'm itching to know. Also, what sort of tickets will I be handling andwhat sort of tickets are they?
Brandon24KT:
Okay No '
Myron1234567:
Damn. Ok, where are you guys based out of? I'm trying to work on my location recognition from speech patterns.
Myron1234567:
And anyway I'm interested. What else do I need to know?
Brandon24KT:
yes
Myron1234567:
Yes.... what? I must confess, I'm a bit confused by what you were responding to. Are you on the phone again?
Brandon24KT:
am here
Myron1234567:
Ok. So what else do I need to know? What should I do with these tickets?
Myron1234567:
If I'm going to represent your company in the United States, I want to do the best job I can.
Brandon24KT:
All you have to do is help us recieve payments from our customers and clients in the  states These payments are in Cashier check and they would come to you in your name  and also Transfer to Bank Regular Credit Card,also bank account and information and  the reason for this is that you will be the one The fund will be Made Out too in cash, so  all you need do is When The Fund is Transfer or mail out .you have 10% of The Fund  Been Made to you Can we trust you ?
Myron1234567:
Yes. One last off the topic question though and we can get down to business. Is that ok with you?
Brandon24KT:
I dont think u read
Myron1234567:
No, you can trust me.
Myron1234567:
I just want to ask one last question.
Myron1234567:
I read it.
Myron1234567:
I'm interested.
Brandon24KT:
good
Myron1234567:
Ok cool
Myron1234567:
Can I ask my question then?
Brandon24KT:
it would'nt cost u any amount,u are to receive our payments which will be sent to u by  Usps or Ups from our business clients and customers which would come in a check then  u are to cash it take out your pay (10%) and send to us via western union money transfer.
Myron1234567:
Ok, cool. One last question though.
Myron1234567:
Still there?
Myron1234567:
Well, two questions. The first is where do I sign up?
Brandon24KT:
The problem we have is trust,so you must be trusthworthy and reliable and more so But  we have our way of getting anyone that try to get away with our money and funds ,I  mean the IRS....F.B.I and the rest
Myron1234567:
Oh, I am trustworthy.
Brandon24KT:
For you to Be Able To get the Job You will need a Vaild Regular Credit Card and Bank  account ..I dont mean debit or Prepaid Card Just Regular card ....also need a Yahoo or  Live messenger
Myron1234567:
Ok, I have those. But first I would like you to pick one of the following questions to answer: a) what kind of business man uses the phrase, "loiking to open breach in the state" b) do you want to see my webcam c) I am an FBI agent and we've traced you down. Have a nice day. o|

[Freeky]

 

[Aucoq]

    I like how "he" thinks you're completely untrustworthy (hence stressing that you must be trustworthy), but "he" evades/ignores all of your questions.  I guess you're too shady for even him.

[Freeky]

Also, http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=universal+unitarian+hymns&aq=f  +  http://www.listentoyoutube.com/

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also, http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=universal+unitarian+hymns&aq=f  +  http://www.listentoyoutube.com/

Nice, thanks!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The opening message was cut off from this, but, you can make a guess that it was obvious where it was going to go:


Myron1234567:
Hey babe you look pretty hot!
hOttey-NicoLeSims:
thanks
hOttey-NicoLeSims:
are you interested to access my cam babe?
Myron1234567:
Maybe... :d
Myron1234567:
What are you wearing right now?
hOttey-NicoLeSims:
naked
Myron1234567:
ooohhh nice
Myron1234567:
Are you shaved or no?
hOttey-NicoLeSims:
see for yourself
Myron1234567:
You playing with yourself?
hOttey-NicoLeSims:
see for yourself^o)
Myron1234567:
Ok, I will! Where should I go?
hOttey-NicoLeSims:
ok babe,just go now here 1st>> <http://hlinkme.com/yuaek>  click it now first and fill out the info and click START MEMBERSHIP...use this code>MIDWAY635  as your password and make your own username so u can get free access..
GOT ME NOW??
Myron1234567:
Yes, I do!
hOttey-NicoLeSims:
are you working on my link now?*-)
Myron1234567:
Filling it out now. I need some stimulation while I'm doing this though. You game?
hOttey-NicoLeSims:
nah!!just tell me when your on the 2nd page now..so i can guide you through it..ok?

Myron1234567:
Ok, I'm there!
hOttey-NicoLeSims:
wat do you see there now?
Myron1234567:
A page full of pics of different girls.
hOttey-NicoLeSims:
as i told you,just fill out all the info there 1st
hOttey-NicoLeSims:
and click START MEMBERSHIP
Myron1234567:
Ok, filling it out.
hOttey-NicoLeSims:
use this code>MIDWAY635  as your password and make your own username so u can get free access..

hOttey-NicoLeSims:
let  me know when your on the 2nd page
Myron1234567:
Huh.
Myron1234567:
I got a 500 error message....
hOttey-NicoLeSims:
oh cmon
hOttey-NicoLeSims:
^o)
Myron1234567:
Hitting refresh button.
hOttey-NicoLeSims:
ok
Myron1234567:
How big are your boobs? Like cup size and all?
hOttey-NicoLeSims:
SEE FOR YOURSELF!!!!
Myron1234567:
I'm trying to babe!
hOttey-NicoLeSims:
im still waiting on u
Myron1234567:
Hey, did you know that red dwarf stars are the longest living stars in the universe? Like, red dwarves born billions of years ago will outlive the Sun by trillions of years? Now, that's hot!
Myron1234567:
Still there? I got into the second page
hOttey-NicoLeSims:
wat do you see there now to make sure??
Myron1234567:
It's a profile page
hOttey-NicoLeSims:
nah!!!:@
Myron1234567:
What did I screw up?
hOttey-NicoLeSims:
fuck off!!!
hOttey-NicoLeSims:
u stupid!!!
Myron1234567:
Back to those red dwarves though, they'll still keep on shining long after your tits have decomposed into dust, the seas have boiled away and the sun engulfs the earth. That;s wicked hot. Talk nerdy to me, and show me how stupid I am.
Myron1234567:
Ok, wait. I think I see what I did wrong....
Myron1234567:
OK, I'm in now
hOttey-NicoLeSims:
:@:@
hOttey-NicoLeSims:
FUCK OFF!!!!!
Myron1234567:
lol, I'm not the stupid one if you think I actually did anything. Can I still see your tits though before the sun explodes?
Myron1234567:
I mean like, we only have a billion years before the seas boil away. Now that's hot.

[Aucoq]

  Star talk is hot.

[Jenne]

  That was glorious, Nevvie Twid.

[Doktor Howl]

Twid, you are a genius.   

[Cramulus]

  those were great! You have to keep this up. Your audience demands it!

[El Sjaako]

 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

 

Will post more as they happen. It was a lot of fun for me too.

[Salty]