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Started by Penumbral, September 29, 2011, 06:57:05 AM

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Penumbral

September 29, 2011, 06:57:05 AM
I just put up another stand up video. See if you like it.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150290542221568

Sorry its only on facebook at the moment.

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September 29, 2011, 07:56:43 AM
:mittens:

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Telarus

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September 29, 2011, 09:04:16 AM
:mittens:


I loved that you opened with a WTF moment, and then used it to jump headlong into religion. The other stuff's pretty damn good too!
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September 29, 2011, 11:01:52 AM
 :lol:

Placid Dingo

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September 29, 2011, 02:53:17 PM
Liked that.
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Dalek

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September 29, 2011, 05:30:00 PM Last Edit: September 29, 2011, 05:32:29 PM by Dalek
It was pretty good. I think that dove/eternity metaphor is from the priest's sermon in Joyce's "Portrait of the artist as a young man". Right? I remember being stoned of my mind in math class and reading this part of the book. I found it pretty damn scary lol :D

Triple Zero

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September 29, 2011, 05:30:36 PM
I want to see this, but I don't want to break my not-logging-onto-facebook streak.

Any luck?
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Telarus

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September 29, 2011, 06:44:40 PM
It's public. I just used an incog Chrome window.
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September 29, 2011, 07:41:26 PM
Hey cool, it used to be so that you would even need to be logged in to be able to see public uploads.

Will watch soon.
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