So this guy is running for president here

[Dalek]

And both of my parents are voting for him. I'm trying to convince everyone I know to vote for him - among all the other weird candidates he's the best one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRkf1ISS6IY

Hipodil is a Bulgarian ska band that became famous for their funny ass songs.

[Dalek]

The other candidates are pretty weird too.

This guy is a stereotypical nerd who finished math school and has hilarious statements like his comment on his campaign video "My video is like women and other THINGS, if you look at them a bit longer you might start liking them".


This guy is a right wing homphobic, racist psychopat and the sad thing is that riding on the wave of hate towards gypsies these days he has a very big chance of winning. In his campaign video (see after 0:50 for some LULZ - Yup that's Wagner alright - Hitler's favourite composer) he says "Even the enemie knows I'm right. I'm your weapon. Use me!". Last elections he almost won, but our old president beat him on ballotage. He once spend a day infront of the governments building yelling at a minister, called Sergay "Ser-GAY! Ser-GAY! Ser-GAY! COME OUT, SER-GAY! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU! COME OUT! Ser-GAY!"

Whoever wins this year, we're in for a weird ride  

[Dalek]

Oh and my philosophy teacher is one of the candidates for city council for our mafia-owned libertarian party. Any of you libertarian-hating spags have any good ideas on trolling him?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

"the bulgarian mafia - because the free market demands it"

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Stop overtaxing our dons! Theyre the job creators!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Support the local economy and vote for the party that favors "legitimate businessmen!"