I CONTROL THE VERTICAL. I CONTROL THE HORIZONTAL. DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET.

[Doktor Howl]

I just found out that the phone switching box in the room next to my office also controls the radio station people get piped in when they hit feature+86 on their phone (and nobody, apparently, knows how to use feature+#+86 to, you know, turn it off). 

It seems I can also select the channel they listen to.  Nobody knows that I can do this.

As Emperor of Building C, I hereby decree that for the next week, they will be listening to BAD country music.  By "bad", I mean, Dolly Parton, Charley Pride, Taylor Swift, etc.

I will take suggestions for next week in this here thread.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I just found out that the phone switching box in the room next to my office also controls the radio station people get piped in when they hit feature+86 on their phone (and nobody, apparently, knows how to use feature+#+86 to, you know, turn it off). 

It seems I can also select the channel they listen to.  Nobody knows that I can do this.

As Emperor of Building C, I hereby decree that for the next week, they will be listening to BAD country music.  By "bad", I mean, Dolly Parton, Charley Pride, Taylor Swift, etc.

I will take suggestions for next week in this here thread.

I love you.

[Cain]

There has to be a radio station that just plays endless loops of Insane Clown Posse songs, right?

[Doktor Howl]

There has to be a radio station that just plays endless loops of Insane Clown Posse songs, right?

Sadly, no.

But there is an easy listening channel.  Actually, there's 8 of them.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

PLEASE SAY YES PLEASE SAY YES PLEASE SAY YES

[Doktor Howl]

PLEASE SAY YES PLEASE SAY YES PLEASE SAY YES

woooo...There's a slow jam channel.

I wonder how Princess Lilly will like hearing the very, very best of LL Kool J?

[LMNO]

Truly, you are a God among Men.

[Doktor Howl]

It occurs to me that I LOVE centralized control of ALL infrastructure.

Especially when I have all the controls 6 feet away from me.

[LMNO]

Incidentally: Phil Collins's solo work.


Or, nothing but Indian Ragas.

[Doktor Howl]

Incidentally: Phil Collins's solo work.

I have various channels to pick from.  I bet, though, I could rig a CD player into this bastard.  It has jacks for RCA cables.

[LMNO]

ALL LADY ANTEBELLUM, ALL THE TIME.

[Doktor Howl]

ALL LADY ANTEBELLUM, ALL THE TIME.

Who?

Don't do this to me again, LMNO.  My shit still isn't straight from the Taylor Swift thing.

[LMNO]

Mwa.  Ha.  Ha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al2DFQEZl4M

[Cramulus]

Is this the sort of thing you could blast with a short wave radio transmitter? If so, I bet PD could make you a GLORIOUS mix tape.

[Doktor Howl]

Mwa.  Ha.  Ha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al2DFQEZl4M

I hate you.  I also hate Henry, for taking the nanny wall away, and I hate myself for asking him to do it.

Based on this, I see no reason that the United States should continue to exist as a political, social, or "cultural" entity.  This shit is worse than JOHN FUCKING MEYER.  It's like someone took Harry Nillson and fed him Qualludes, kicked him in the junk, and shoved a microphone up his ass.

Oh, Goddammit.