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OMG IM SO SORRY!

Started by trix, October 05, 2011, 06:01:03 PM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Science me, babby on October 06, 2011, 10:08:24 PM
Do I hear any bets of "Grew up in an apartment and therefore I'm poor"?  Anyone?  Dok?

Not touching that money.

He also lived in his car, which is totally NOT part of the American late teens/early 20s experience, and never has been.

:lulz:
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:09:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2011, 10:06:59 PM
Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:05:00 PM
And when it comes to me you should always go directly to fucking retarded.

Me, too.  It comes from not being a gangsta.   :lulz:

:lulz:

I've been working on that, though.  Perhaps I should do a podcast and show you all my phat mad skilz.
Molon Lube

The Rev

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2011, 10:10:04 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 06, 2011, 10:08:24 PM
Do I hear any bets of "Grew up in an apartment and therefore I'm poor"?  Anyone?  Dok?

Not touching that money.

He also lived in his car, which is totally NOT part of the American late teens/early 20s experience, and never has been.

:lulz:

I thought we used to call those adventures. Like when my buddy and I hitched the entire eastern U.S.

The Rev

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2011, 10:10:42 PM
Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:09:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2011, 10:06:59 PM
Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:05:00 PM
And when it comes to me you should always go directly to fucking retarded.

Me, too.  It comes from not being a gangsta.   :lulz:

:lulz:

I've been working on that, though.  Perhaps I should do a podcast and show you all my phat mad skilz.

Your do wut now?  :?

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2011, 10:10:04 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 06, 2011, 10:08:24 PM
Do I hear any bets of "Grew up in an apartment and therefore I'm poor"?  Anyone?  Dok?

Not touching that money.

He also lived in his car, which is totally NOT part of the American late teens/early 20s experience, and never has been.

:lulz:

:(  I haven't yet.  I like being warm and eating warm food.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:11:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2011, 10:10:04 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 06, 2011, 10:08:24 PM
Do I hear any bets of "Grew up in an apartment and therefore I'm poor"?  Anyone?  Dok?

Not touching that money.

He also lived in his car, which is totally NOT part of the American late teens/early 20s experience, and never has been.

:lulz:

I thought we used to call those adventures. Like when my buddy and I hitched the entire eastern U.S.

IIRC, adventure means "Misery plus ten years".

For example, my decade in the infantry now seems like it was a lot of fun.  At the time, I believe I was perpetually being eaten alive by mosquitos, and having my patience tried by stupid fucking privates (I was never THAT new).
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:12:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2011, 10:10:42 PM
Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:09:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2011, 10:06:59 PM
Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:05:00 PM
And when it comes to me you should always go directly to fucking retarded.

Me, too.  It comes from not being a gangsta.   :lulz:

:lulz:

I've been working on that, though.  Perhaps I should do a podcast and show you all my phat mad skilz.

Your do wut now?  :?

Yo dawg.  Yo.

Something something, bust a lid in your ass.

Or is it "cap"?
Molon Lube

The Rev

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2011, 10:14:18 PM
Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:12:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2011, 10:10:42 PM
Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:09:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2011, 10:06:59 PM
Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:05:00 PM
And when it comes to me you should always go directly to fucking retarded.

Me, too.  It comes from not being a gangsta.   :lulz:

:lulz:

I've been working on that, though.  Perhaps I should do a podcast and show you all my phat mad skilz.

Your do wut now?  :?

Yo dawg.  Yo.

Something something, bust a lid in your ass.

Or is it "cap"?

You better bring lots of friends and lots of lube if you intend to put anything up my ass!

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2011, 10:14:18 PM
Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:12:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2011, 10:10:42 PM
Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:09:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2011, 10:06:59 PM
Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:05:00 PM
And when it comes to me you should always go directly to fucking retarded.

Me, too.  It comes from not being a gangsta.   :lulz:

:lulz:

I've been working on that, though.  Perhaps I should do a podcast and show you all my phat mad skilz.

Your do wut now?  :?

Yo dawg.  Yo.

Something something, bust a lid in your ass.

Or is it "cap"?

It's actually cat.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Science me, babby on October 06, 2011, 10:16:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2011, 10:14:18 PM
Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:12:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2011, 10:10:42 PM
Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:09:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2011, 10:06:59 PM
Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:05:00 PM
And when it comes to me you should always go directly to fucking retarded.

Me, too.  It comes from not being a gangsta.   :lulz:

:lulz:

I've been working on that, though.  Perhaps I should do a podcast and show you all my phat mad skilz.

Your do wut now?  :?

Yo dawg.  Yo.

Something something, bust a lid in your ass.

Or is it "cap"?

It's actually cat.

Poor kitty.   :sad:

Dok,
Knows even gangstas love kitties.
Molon Lube

Elder Iptuous


The Rev

Quote from: Science me, babby on October 06, 2011, 10:16:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2011, 10:14:18 PM
Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:12:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2011, 10:10:42 PM
Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:09:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2011, 10:06:59 PM
Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:05:00 PM
And when it comes to me you should always go directly to fucking retarded.

Me, too.  It comes from not being a gangsta.   :lulz:

:lulz:

I've been working on that, though.  Perhaps I should do a podcast and show you all my phat mad skilz.

Your do wut now?  :?

Yo dawg.  Yo.

Something something, bust a lid in your ass.

Or is it "cap"?

It's actually cat.

OH HELL NO! Just got the final bill for having my asshole tightened. $31,000, no way I'm going to let a cat rip it back open!

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Freeky

Hey, I'm just passing on the nomenclautre.  And if i recall correctly, it isn't "bust," it's "breast," and not "ass," but "ash."

So it would be "Im gonna breast a cat in your ash."

The Rev

We should translate street into Brit.