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I just accidentally my old coffee from this morning....

Started by AFK, October 26, 2011, 08:38:43 PM

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October 26, 2011, 08:38:43 PM
Ask me anything!  Do it now! 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

I_Kicked_Kennedy

#1
October 26, 2011, 08:53:27 PM
When is Spain?
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

Suu

#2
October 26, 2011, 08:53:56 PM
If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#3
October 26, 2011, 08:54:30 PM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on October 26, 2011, 08:53:27 PM
When is Spain?

When it rains.  Mainly. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#4
October 26, 2011, 08:55:14 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 26, 2011, 08:53:56 PM
If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Flying.  Because I hate traffic, and people. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

rong

#5
October 26, 2011, 09:00:27 PM
 Is this a stupid question?
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

AFK

#6
October 26, 2011, 09:06:52 PM
Not as stupid as the one you didn't ask me.

Really, why would you even be thinking about asking ANYONE that?  Filthy prevert!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jenne

#7
October 26, 2011, 09:13:27 PM
What's the million dollar question?

AFK

#8
October 26, 2011, 09:20:00 PM
Well, currently, if you go to McDonald's and order a large drink you may receive a Monopoly game card that may allow you to win a significant cash prize.  So I suppose if you ask for a large drink and get a winning card for a million dollars, then, I guess the question you asked to receive the drink was the million dollar question.  Technically speaking of course. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jenne

#9
October 26, 2011, 09:22:22 PM
McD's.  Large Drink.  Got it.

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#10
October 26, 2011, 09:36:25 PM
Will you be using MC Hammer's new search engine (WireDoo)?
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

East Coast Hustle

#11
October 26, 2011, 09:54:09 PM
What if a duck?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

AFK

#12
October 27, 2011, 12:19:23 AM
Quote from: Net on October 26, 2011, 09:36:25 PM
Will you be using MC Hammer's new search engine (WireDoo)?

I see no reason not to.

Besides, it will give me an excuse next time I need to do a search for work to declare.

"It's hammer time!"

And then break out into dance. 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#13
October 27, 2011, 12:20:00 AM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Rumckle

#14
October 27, 2011, 12:33:19 AM
If you were to send a message to yourself in the past, would you use a radio, or something else? And if a radio, then what frequency?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.
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