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Started by Salty, October 30, 2011, 07:28:39 AM

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Salty

October 30, 2011, 07:28:39 AM
BECAUSE THE FREE MARKET DEMANDED IT.

Also,
FUCK YOUR SHIT.
lolololololvodkalololololol.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#1
October 30, 2011, 09:14:22 AM
Weather's great here!
LOL

Salty

#2
October 30, 2011, 10:30:18 AM
PRECIPITATION IS HALF PASSED A MONKEYS ASS AND I JUST SHAT MY BODY WEIGHT IN I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

MY BAROMETER READS CHOKING TO DEATH ON FUCKSHIT.

UH OH, LOOKS LIKE A WHORENADO IS ON IT'S WAY TO DICKVILLE.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Cain

#3
October 30, 2011, 02:24:13 PM
Quote from: Alty on October 30, 2011, 10:30:18 AM
PRECIPITATION IS HALF PASSED A MONKEYS ASS AND I JUST SHAT MY BODY WEIGHT IN I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

MY BAROMETER READS CHOKING TO DEATH ON FUCKSHIT.

UH OH, LOOKS LIKE A WHORENADO IS ON IT'S WAY TO DICKVILLE.

:mittens:

Suu

#4
October 30, 2011, 02:26:19 PM
YOU'RE ALASKAN.

YOU'RE ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

YOU DON'T HAVE SUN THIS TIME OF YEAR.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

#5
October 30, 2011, 04:33:41 PM
New englanders bitch about the weather regardless of what it is. Dont like it? We demand constant partly cloudy weather in the 70s. Cant make that happen? Stfu and deal with our griping.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

#6
October 30, 2011, 05:24:39 PM
We find ways to bitch about the 70s too.

"It's not hot enough to go to the beach."

"It's not cold enough to light a fire."

"It's too bright outside."



I must admit that no matter where the fuck you're from, though. This 1/2" of accumulated street slurpee is fucking gross.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

#7
October 30, 2011, 05:31:03 PM
Not a problem for me. I hate the beach. And its never too hot to set fires.

I hate temperature extremes. Actually the funny thing that ive discovered is that the outside temperature in ireland is almost always comfortable to me. When im old i may opt to summer ans winter there. Which by boston standards will leave me staying in the united states for may and october.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Salty

#8
October 30, 2011, 06:59:24 PM
THE DOPPLER REPORT SUGGESTS A CONVERGENCE OF TOTALLY EXPLAINABLE AND EXPECTED CHANCES OF WEATHER.

IN AN EFFORT TO HALT THIS INEVITABLE ONSLAUGHT OF ATMOSPHERIC NORMALITY LOCAL EXPERTS SUGGEST CHOKING A CHICKEN TO DEATH.



The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#9
October 30, 2011, 07:06:24 PM
HOLY DICKBALLS. I JUST LOOKED AT A THERMOMETER AND SHIT 13 OZ. OF BLOOD.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Eater of Clowns

#10
October 30, 2011, 08:43:02 PM
AHAHAHAHA
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Suu

#11
October 31, 2011, 12:31:20 AM
Quote from: Alty on October 30, 2011, 07:06:24 PM
HOLY DICKBALLS. I JUST LOOKED AT A THERMOMETER AND SHIT 13 OZ. OF BLOOD.

:spittake:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#12
October 31, 2011, 01:46:55 AM
Quote from: Alty on October 30, 2011, 07:06:24 PM
HOLY DICKBALLS. I JUST LOOKED AT A THERMOMETER AND SHIT 13 OZ. OF BLOOD.

STOP PUTTING IT IN YOUR ASS.

YOU DON'T HAVE A FEVER.

OH DAMNIT NOT THE VICKS VAPO RUB AGAIN  YOU'LL CRAP MENTHOL SHITSMOKES FOR A WEEK.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Disco Pickle

#13
October 31, 2011, 02:02:37 AM
I TURNED ON THE AC TONIGHT!

MY BALLS STARTED TO PERSPIRE AND I SAID FUCK THAT SHIT, MY BALLS DESERVE THE COMFORT OF 74 DEGREE WEATHER!

WHY ARE WE YELLING IN TEXT!>!>!>!>!>!>
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Richter

#14
October 31, 2011, 02:33:46 AM
MY POWDERED BALLS FEEL GREAT

SERIOUSLY

WEATHER WILL NOT BRING ME DOWN.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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