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Started by LMNO, October 28, 2011, 11:50:48 PM

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Telarus

Quote from: Triple Zero on November 01, 2011, 11:31:56 PM
I don't know what this "Mayhem" is, but you both look absolutely stunning!

Hahah. AllState Insurance have 'stolen' one of Eris' kids to use as the corporate Egregore.

Videos: https://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=mayhem+allstate

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Triple Zero

Oh god that is horrible. I mean, well done, but I just hate ads, especially if they're well done.

And the threatening tone in the "Large Espresso" one, shows their true face for the protection racket that they are :lol:

That said, LMNO really looks the part, well done!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
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LMNO

We were riffing on the style of the commercials:

"I'm your seventh shot of tequila. You can no longer feel your face, and I've stolen your sense of dignity."

aside -- "Hey! Who needs pants?"

"Now you're on the Internet, and your mother is calling, wondering 'what is WRONG with you?'."

Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Telarus

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 02, 2011, 08:00:19 PM
We were riffing on the style of the commercials:

"I'm your seventh shot of tequila. You can no longer feel your face, and I've stolen your sense of dignity."

aside -- "Hey! Who needs pants?"

"Now you're on the Internet, and your mother is calling, wondering 'what is WRONG with you?'."

:lulz: :lulz:
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(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
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Don Coyote

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 02, 2011, 08:00:19 PM
We were riffing on the style of the commercials:

"I'm your seventh shot of tequila. You can no longer feel your face, and I've stolen your sense of dignity."

aside -- "Hey! Who needs pants?"

"Now you're on the Internet, and your mother is calling, wondering 'what is WRONG with you?'."

Every time I read this post I hear it in the Mayhem's voice. :lulz: