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I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis

Started by Cramulus, October 14, 2011, 03:05:44 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#240
November 06, 2011, 01:06:32 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 06, 2011, 12:52:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2011, 12:43:24 AM
Quote from: navkat on November 05, 2011, 09:14:31 PM
Is that Trent Reznor?

Yes. My friend Trent Reznor. I will let him know that you recognized him, he'll be so pleased.

Is the cat in the picture the one that kept growing it's claws? Like it had REALLY long nails?

They got to nine inches, it was amazing!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Payne

#241
November 06, 2011, 07:42:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2011, 12:43:24 AM
Quote from: navkat on November 05, 2011, 09:14:31 PM
Is that Trent Reznor?

Yes. My friend Trent Reznor. I will let him know that you recognized him, he'll be so pleased.

And they say you can't get the tone of the words from just text.

I accidentally bit my tongue while reading this post. From unpreparedness for laughing.

Phox

#242
November 06, 2011, 07:45:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2011, 01:06:32 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 06, 2011, 12:52:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2011, 12:43:24 AM
Quote from: navkat on November 05, 2011, 09:14:31 PM
Is that Trent Reznor?

Yes. My friend Trent Reznor. I will let him know that you recognized him, he'll be so pleased.

Is the cat in the picture the one that kept growing it's claws? Like it had REALLY long nails?

They got to nine inches, it was amazing!
:lulz: :lulz:

Madi

#243
November 08, 2011, 11:33:25 PM Last Edit: November 09, 2011, 01:20:42 AM by Madigan T Nubilous
Bizarre Animal ER
(Go to 16:10 and 24:36)

*** Contains scenes of surgery ! ***

http://www.megavideo.com/?v=SJMB2P9F

Just the cat sections for download:

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15799413/sorry.wmv (68 MB)

Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.

Pæs

#244
July 18, 2013, 05:44:38 AM
 :pika:

Left

#245
July 18, 2013, 07:42:20 AM
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Pope Pixie Pickle

#246
July 18, 2013, 01:51:01 PM
WE NEED THAT AS A :bump: emOTE!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#247
July 19, 2013, 08:56:31 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#248
July 19, 2013, 08:58:02 PM
I just want you all to know I used this to make someone laugh inappropriately during a conference call.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#249
July 19, 2013, 09:10:06 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 19, 2013, 08:58:02 PM
I just want you all to know I used this to make someone laugh inappropriately during a conference call.

That brings joy to my heart.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#250
July 20, 2013, 04:41:49 AM
Oooooooooooooooh I've missed this.

Update: cat still has no penis.

BUT HOW? You ask, well, after many failed attempts at growing one back he ended up getting in a fight with our bigger cat and ripping his toenail out. The nub of a penis he nearly grew got frightened and sucked itself back up into his throat.

LMNO

#251
July 20, 2013, 04:54:12 PM
I'm so sorry to hear that.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#252
July 20, 2013, 05:15:44 PM
I'm also sorry to hear about your cat's toenail.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pope Pixie Pickle

#253
September 14, 2013, 01:30:44 PM
Showing new housemate this thread. We giggled

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#254
March 11, 2014, 05:28:37 AM
Bump for penis
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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