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Crimes of the Dark Empress Nigel, part 2

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 07, 2011, 09:01:21 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

November 07, 2011, 09:01:21 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horatio_Kitchener

QuoteLord Kitchener sailed from Scrabster to Scapa Flow on 5 June 1916 aboard HMS Oak before transferring to the armoured cruiser HMS Hampshire for his diplomatic mission to Russia. Shortly before 1930 hrs the same day, while en route to the Russian port of Arkhangelsk during a Force 9 gale, Hampshire struck a mine laid by the newly-launched German U-boat U-75 (commanded by Curt Beitzen) and sank west of the Orkney Islands. Kitchener, his staff, and 643 of the crew of 655 were drowned or died of exposure. His body was never found

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM?

But it gets WORSE.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orkney_Islands

Quoteand there are pipe bands in Orkney.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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November 07, 2011, 10:55:15 PM
It was cold and the children needed soup.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

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June 09, 2015, 05:33:54 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 07, 2011, 10:55:15 PM
It was cold and the children needed soup.

It's been 4 years, and I still can't improve on that.
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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June 09, 2015, 06:30:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 09, 2015, 05:33:54 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 07, 2011, 10:55:15 PM
It was cold and the children needed soup.

It's been 4 years, and I still can't improve on that.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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