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I do this sort of shit because I'm your spiritual advisor, and I love you all.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 08, 2011, 07:00:05 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Nigel on November 08, 2011, 09:17:52 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 08, 2011, 09:17:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 08, 2011, 09:15:11 PM



:aaa: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH???

Entertainment for your grandparent's generation.

Those fuckers were WEIRD.

My mom makes fun of this shit, and she wanted to do Donnie Osmond
:lulz:

My dad thankfully, had better taste. He was into the Doors and the Beatles, though he seems shy to admit it now.

Dad lost the rock and roll. Though he had a bit of a proud smirk when I said what my band name was.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS


Precious Moments Zalgo

That was swell, Roger, and I just learned a new dance.

WAAAAAH, wah, wahtusi!
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Precious Moments Zalgo on November 08, 2011, 09:38:13 PM
That was swell, Roger, and I just learned a new dance.

WAAAAAH, wah, wahtusi!

You didn't know the wahtusi before?!?!?

Twid,
just realized Catholic school was weirder than first impression
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Precious Moments Zalgo

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 08, 2011, 09:41:32 PM
Quote from: Precious Moments Zalgo on November 08, 2011, 09:38:13 PM
That was swell, Roger, and I just learned a new dance.

WAAAAAH, wah, wahtusi!

You didn't know the wahtusi before?!?!?

Twid,
just realized Catholic school was weirder than first impression
No, never heard of it before.

We learned square dancing, and some line dance that I can't remember the name of.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

trippinprincezz13

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 08, 2011, 09:41:32 PM
Quote from: Precious Moments Zalgo on November 08, 2011, 09:38:13 PM
That was swell, Roger, and I just learned a new dance.

WAAAAAH, wah, wahtusi!

You didn't know the wahtusi before?!?!?

Twid,
just realized Catholic school was weirder than first impression

:( I didn't get to learn the wahtusi. Only the chicken dance, bunny hop and miscellaneous polkas. Proper Catholic music
Quote from: Precious Moments Zalgo on November 08, 2011, 09:46:55 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 08, 2011, 09:41:32 PM
Quote from: Precious Moments Zalgo on November 08, 2011, 09:38:13 PM
That was swell, Roger, and I just learned a new dance.

WAAAAAH, wah, wahtusi!

You didn't know the wahtusi before?!?!?

Twid,
just realized Catholic school was weirder than first impression
No, never heard of it before.

We learned square dancing, and some line dance that I can't remember the name of.

Achey Breaky Heart
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

Precious Moments Zalgo

I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Juana

Quote from: Precious Moments Zalgo on November 08, 2011, 09:46:55 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 08, 2011, 09:41:32 PM
Quote from: Precious Moments Zalgo on November 08, 2011, 09:38:13 PM
That was swell, Roger, and I just learned a new dance.

WAAAAAH, wah, wahtusi!

You didn't know the wahtusi before?!?!?

Twid,
just realized Catholic school was weirder than first impression
No, never heard of it before.

We learned square dancing, and some line dance that I can't remember the name of.
This. AND I grew up Catholic.
I believe we learned the electric slide and the macarena. And ballroom dancing in high school.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 08, 2011, 09:59:46 PM
Quote from: Precious Moments Zalgo on November 08, 2011, 09:46:55 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 08, 2011, 09:41:32 PM
Quote from: Precious Moments Zalgo on November 08, 2011, 09:38:13 PM
That was swell, Roger, and I just learned a new dance.

WAAAAAH, wah, wahtusi!

You didn't know the wahtusi before?!?!?

Twid,
just realized Catholic school was weirder than first impression
No, never heard of it before.

We learned square dancing, and some line dance that I can't remember the name of.
This. AND I grew up Catholic.
I believe we learned the electric slide and the macarena. And ballroom dancing in high school.

Well, I guess my music teacher and the principal were just weird motherfuckers then  :lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Richter

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Suu

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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Richter

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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