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Atlas Shrugged DVDs recalled

Started by hooplala, November 11, 2011, 07:43:50 PM

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hooplala

November 11, 2011, 07:43:50 PM
Did this already get posted?  I didn't see anything about it, but if I am re-posting, my apologies, and mods can delete if necessary.  But fuck this is funny:

http://blog.atlasshruggedmovie.com/2011/11/atlas-shrugged-inadvertently-releases.html
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#1
November 11, 2011, 07:46:19 PM
Well, can't argue with the free market...

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November 11, 2011, 07:48:12 PM
bwahahahahahaha.
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November 11, 2011, 07:49:19 PM
Quote"AYN RAND's timeless novel of courage and self-sacrifice comes to life..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*thump*
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#4
November 11, 2011, 08:49:55 PM
HOLY FUCKING CRAP

This is priceless.  :lulz:
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November 11, 2011, 08:54:59 PM
QuoteAtlas Productions has setup a web page for consumers of the DVD to request a replacement title sheet free of charge: http://www.atlasshruggedmovie.com/title-sheet.

I have two thoughts on this.  One, I wonder if you have to prove that you actually bought the DVD to get them to send the new title sheet to you.  Two, I'm surprised that they are offering it free of charge rather than selling it.  What kind of Randtard would ever request something free of charge anyway?  Maybe that's how they know if you really bought the thing -- if you request them to send you the replacement title sheet free of charge, then they know you are a parasite and probably do not own the DVD.
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#6
November 12, 2011, 01:04:40 AM
Meh...crummy second-raters if you ask me.

It does raise one very troubling question though, what if my distaste for that novel is based solely on the fact that I didn't picture Dagny Taggart as anywhere near that hot. Tempted to give it a re-read just to test the theory, but then I still haven't cleaned all the gray matter off my claw-hammer from the last reading.
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November 12, 2011, 09:09:23 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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