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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 14, 2011, 08:38:03 PM

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Luna

#15
November 16, 2011, 03:10:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 01:29:38 AM
That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.

I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern...  Cainad is being mean and won't share.

I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Richter

#16
November 16, 2011, 03:26:50 AM
Woolen testiclewear is dangerous!  You know how static electricity works.  Ball lightning is a serious problem.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
November 16, 2011, 03:27:54 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 16, 2011, 03:26:50 AM
Woolen testiclewear is dangerous!  You know how static electricity works.  Ball lightning is a serious problem.

:crankey:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#18
November 16, 2011, 03:31:30 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 16, 2011, 03:26:50 AM
Woolen testiclewear is dangerous!  You know how static electricity works.  Ball lightning is a serious problem.

Oh that's such baloney, especially coming from you. Do you really think we've forgotten the time you wore a Tesla coil as a codpiece to the Christmas party, constantly gyrating and bellowing out lyrics to Carmen Miranda songs in response to anyone who dared ask you what the fuck you were doing?

I will admit that I've never seen a lap dancer's hair stick straight up like that, though. Impressive shit.

Luna

#19
November 16, 2011, 03:37:44 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 16, 2011, 03:31:30 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 16, 2011, 03:26:50 AM
Woolen testiclewear is dangerous!  You know how static electricity works.  Ball lightning is a serious problem.

Oh that's such baloney, especially coming from you. Do you really think we've forgotten the time you wore a Tesla coil as a codpiece to the Christmas party, constantly gyrating and bellowing out lyrics to Carmen Miranda songs in response to anyone who dared ask you what the fuck you were doing?

I will admit that I've never seen a lap dancer's hair stick straight up like that, though. Impressive shit.

:peedee:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Richter

#20
November 16, 2011, 03:44:13 AM
I tipped her and requested: "PRAY.  NOW."

If she got flustered and forgot her own "no touch" rule that is not my problem.  What kind of person can wear platforms and be grounded anyways?  That's just an ethical failure, nothing else explains it.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

#21
November 16, 2011, 04:19:53 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 16, 2011, 03:31:30 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 16, 2011, 03:26:50 AM
Woolen testiclewear is dangerous!  You know how static electricity works.  Ball lightning is a serious problem.

Oh that's such baloney, especially coming from you. Do you really think we've forgotten the time you wore a Tesla coil as a codpiece to the Christmas party, constantly gyrating and bellowing out lyrics to Carmen Miranda songs in response to anyone who dared ask you what the fuck you were doing?

I will admit that I've never seen a lap dancer's hair stick straight up like that, though. Impressive shit.

Beer. Meet laptop.

Holy shit.
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Don Coyote

#22
November 16, 2011, 07:41:09 AM
Seriously WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

Telarus

#23
November 16, 2011, 09:48:49 AM
:spittake:
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Cainad (dec.)

#24
November 16, 2011, 05:11:53 PM
:thanks:


Quote from: Richter on November 16, 2011, 03:44:13 AM
I tipped her and requested: "PRAY.  NOW."

If she got flustered and forgot her own "no touch" rule that is not my problem.  What kind of person can wear platforms and be grounded anyways?  That's just an ethical failure, nothing else explains it.

Yes, very true. What were we talking about again?

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
November 16, 2011, 05:28:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 03:10:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 01:29:38 AM
That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.

I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern...  Cainad is being mean and won't share.

I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...

I have a ball cozy built in.

TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy.  Yep.  Even on my ass.  ESPECIALLY on my ass.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#26
November 16, 2011, 09:07:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 05:28:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 03:10:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 01:29:38 AM
That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.

I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern...  Cainad is being mean and won't share.

I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...

I have a ball cozy built in.

TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy.  Yep.  Even on my ass.  ESPECIALLY on my ass.

I did NOT need to visualize that.

Honest.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
November 16, 2011, 09:11:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:07:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 05:28:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 03:10:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 01:29:38 AM
That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.

I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern...  Cainad is being mean and won't share.

I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...

I have a ball cozy built in.

TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy.  Yep.  Even on my ass.  ESPECIALLY on my ass.

I did NOT need to visualize that.

Honest.

Seriously.  It's like someone nailed a mohair suit to me.

It's actually impossible for me to be nude.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#28
November 16, 2011, 09:16:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 09:11:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:07:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 05:28:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 03:10:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 01:29:38 AM
That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.

I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern...  Cainad is being mean and won't share.

I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...

I have a ball cozy built in.

TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy.  Yep.  Even on my ass.  ESPECIALLY on my ass.

I did NOT need to visualize that.

Honest.

Seriously.  It's like someone nailed a mohair suit to me.

It's actually impossible for me to be nude.

Isn't.  I know where to get the tools to shear a sheep. A shitload of wax... we could do this. 
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
November 16, 2011, 09:23:26 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:16:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 09:11:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:07:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 05:28:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 03:10:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 01:29:38 AM
That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.

I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern...  Cainad is being mean and won't share.

I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...

I have a ball cozy built in.

TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy.  Yep.  Even on my ass.  ESPECIALLY on my ass.

I did NOT need to visualize that.

Honest.

Seriously.  It's like someone nailed a mohair suit to me.

It's actually impossible for me to be nude.

Isn't.  I know where to get the tools to shear a sheep. A shitload of wax... we could do this. 

Is.  You know how much it costs for a special waste dumpster? 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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