Hey, Cainad

[Luna]

That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.

I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern...  Cainad is being mean and won't share.

I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...

I have a ball cozy built in.

TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy.  Yep.  Even on my ass.  ESPECIALLY on my ass.

I did NOT need to visualize that.

Honest.

Seriously.  It's like someone nailed a mohair suit to me.

It's actually impossible for me to be nude.

Isn't.  I know where to get the tools to shear a sheep. A shitload of wax... we could do this. 

Is.  You know how much it costs for a special waste dumpster? 

Toss in bay.  Cthulu can knit himself a sweater.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.

I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern...  Cainad is being mean and won't share.

I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...

I have a ball cozy built in.

TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy.  Yep.  Even on my ass.  ESPECIALLY on my ass.

I did NOT need to visualize that.

Honest.

Seriously.  It's like someone nailed a mohair suit to me.

It's actually impossible for me to be nude.

Isn't.  I know where to get the tools to shear a sheep. A shitload of wax... we could do this. 

Is.  You know how much it costs for a special waste dumpster? 

Toss in bay.  Cthulu can knit himself a sweater.

AND THEN ROGER WAS THE DEEPWATER HORIZON.   

[Luna]

That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.

I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern...  Cainad is being mean and won't share.

I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...

I have a ball cozy built in.

TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy.  Yep.  Even on my ass.  ESPECIALLY on my ass.

I did NOT need to visualize that.

Honest.

Seriously.  It's like someone nailed a mohair suit to me.

It's actually impossible for me to be nude.

Isn't.  I know where to get the tools to shear a sheep. A shitload of wax... we could do this. 

Is.  You know how much it costs for a special waste dumpster? 

Toss in bay.  Cthulu can knit himself a sweater.

AND THEN ROGER WAS THE DEEPWATER HORIZON.   

I made Roger  !

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.

I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern...  Cainad is being mean and won't share.

I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...

I have a ball cozy built in.

TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy.  Yep.  Even on my ass.  ESPECIALLY on my ass.

I did NOT need to visualize that.

Honest.

Seriously.  It's like someone nailed a mohair suit to me.

It's actually impossible for me to be nude.

Isn't.  I know where to get the tools to shear a sheep. A shitload of wax... we could do this. 

Is.  You know how much it costs for a special waste dumpster? 

Toss in bay.  Cthulu can knit himself a sweater.

AND THEN ROGER WAS THE DEEPWATER HORIZON.   

I made Roger  !

Of course you realize, there's going to be hell to pay for this.

[Luna]

That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.

I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern...  Cainad is being mean and won't share.

I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...

I have a ball cozy built in.

TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy.  Yep.  Even on my ass.  ESPECIALLY on my ass.

I did NOT need to visualize that.

Honest.

Seriously.  It's like someone nailed a mohair suit to me.

It's actually impossible for me to be nude.

Isn't.  I know where to get the tools to shear a sheep. A shitload of wax... we could do this. 

Is.  You know how much it costs for a special waste dumpster? 

Toss in bay.  Cthulu can knit himself a sweater.

AND THEN ROGER WAS THE DEEPWATER HORIZON.   

I made Roger  !

Of course you realize, there's going to be hell to pay for this.

Naturally.

But at least you will be entertained by the bringing of said hell.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.

I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern...  Cainad is being mean and won't share.

I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...

I have a ball cozy built in.

TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy.  Yep.  Even on my ass.  ESPECIALLY on my ass.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.

I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern...  Cainad is being mean and won't share.

I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...

I have a ball cozy built in.

TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy.  Yep.  Even on my ass.  ESPECIALLY on my ass.

I did NOT need to visualize that.

Honest.

Seriously.  It's like someone nailed a mohair suit to me.

It's actually impossible for me to be nude.

Isn't.  I know where to get the tools to shear a sheep. A shitload of wax... we could do this. 

Is.  You know how much it costs for a special waste dumpster? 

Didn't Maria shave or wax your back at one point? The result of a lost bet on someone's part?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Please please please tell me that actually happened and wasn't generated by my unconscious mind.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Please please please tell me that actually happened and wasn't generated by my unconscious mind.

Yeah, it happened, but it was enabler, right after we shacked up.

It didn't help.  Now the hair is all wiry, and can in a pinch serve as body armor.

[Richter]

I need body hair that will slowly infiltrate, eat, and replace me clothing.  Like a hirsute Spawn.

[Luna]

I need body hair that will slowly infiltrate, eat, and replace me clothing.  Like a hirsute Spawn.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I need body hair that will slowly infiltrate, eat, and replace me clothing.  Like a hirsute Spawn.

Pretty sure this stuff is replacing my live cells, a bit at a time.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Please please please tell me that actually happened and wasn't generated by my unconscious mind.

Yeah, it happened, but it was enabler, right after we shacked up.

It didn't help.  Now the hair is all wiry, and can in a pinch serve as body armor.

THANK FUCK

I don't know what I would do with myself if I made that shit up in my head.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Please please please tell me that actually happened and wasn't generated by my unconscious mind.

Yeah, it happened, but it was enabler, right after we shacked up.

It didn't help.  Now the hair is all wiry, and can in a pinch serve as body armor.

THANK FUCK

I don't know what I would do with myself if I made that shit up in my head.

You'd probably make up more shit and wouldn't afraid of anything.

[Luna]

Please please please tell me that actually happened and wasn't generated by my unconscious mind.

Yeah, it happened, but it was enabler, right after we shacked up.

It didn't help.  Now the hair is all wiry, and can in a pinch serve as body armor.

THANK FUCK

I don't know what I would do with myself if I made that shit up in my head.

You'd probably make up more shit and wouldn't afraid of anything.

You'd start writing that shit down.  You'd make Stephen King stab himself in the brain with a pen, leaving behind a note saying only, "I have been weak, and am unworthy to share a planet with the Dark Empress."