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"Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread

Started by Cain, December 08, 2009, 09:34:08 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#795
November 16, 2011, 01:28:14 AM
Hahahaa what?  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#796
November 16, 2011, 05:33:50 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 12:07:27 AM


Quote"If there is one guy out there that is the next George Washington, the only guy that I could think of is Rick Santorum. I would ask that you would take a look at him," said Beck. He prefaced his comments by saying that he doesn't endorse candidates, make donations or get "involved in politics." He also clarified that he doesn't "trust" any of the candidates, but if he had to pick one, it would be Santorum.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/15/glenn-beck-rick-santorum_n_1094779.html?ref=politics

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#797
November 16, 2011, 08:08:01 PM

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#798
November 16, 2011, 08:12:44 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#799
November 16, 2011, 08:27:12 PM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#800
November 16, 2011, 08:28:13 PM
WHY ARE SO MANY KIDS FAT?

IT'S A COMPLETE MYSTERY.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#801
November 16, 2011, 08:34:34 PM
SHADDAP AN EATCHER VEGGIES.

The Good Reverend Roger

#802
November 16, 2011, 08:35:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 16, 2011, 08:34:34 PM
SHADDAP AN EATCHER VEGGIES.



Just as soon as I finish with my beef & bacon group.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#803
November 16, 2011, 08:43:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 08:35:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 16, 2011, 08:34:34 PM
SHADDAP AN EATCHER VEGGIES.



Just as soon as I finish with my beef & bacon group.
Bacon ON pizza.  Beer to have with.

That may be my dinner...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#804
November 16, 2011, 08:51:00 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 08:43:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 08:35:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 16, 2011, 08:34:34 PM
SHADDAP AN EATCHER VEGGIES.



Just as soon as I finish with my beef & bacon group.
Bacon ON pizza.  Beer to have with.

That may be my dinner...

And congress is the WINNAR!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#805
November 16, 2011, 09:00:12 PM
What better way to express their devotion to St. Ronald than to do him one better and get it passed?
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Luna

#806
November 16, 2011, 09:10:37 PM
This made me hungry, until I read about Roger's ass cozy in the other thread.

Appetite ROOINT.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#807
November 16, 2011, 09:12:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:10:37 PM
This made me hungry, until I read about Roger's ass cozy in the other thread.

Appetite ROOINT.

Appetite control is just another service I offer.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#808
November 17, 2011, 01:10:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 09:12:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:10:37 PM
This made me hungry, until I read about Roger's ass cozy in the other thread.

Appetite ROOINT.

Appetite control is just another service I offer.

Since I started talking to Roger, I've never been thinner!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#809
November 17, 2011, 01:12:00 AM
Also for some reason I am now thing about a beer-based pizza soup. I think I can make it happen, AND make it delicious! Beer-tomato-cheese base with pepperoni, roasted garlic, and basil.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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