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Started by KaaosovCyn, November 16, 2011, 11:22:34 AM

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What has occured?

55,555 people running a marathon to the bathroom in a mall because someone placed exlax in their drinks...
5 dogs taking turns on humping a cat...
555 humans raosting their leader ov the pack
23 days before this day
you or me... depending on the context...

KaaosovCyn

Maybe there is a reason behind all of it?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 03:53:57 AM

don't take a dump on me! ewww gross.

i hate people who are serious with life and shit do you seeing me taking a shit on them?

I am a adept of relearning to spell with the letter f if you are ready to help me banish with laughter?

Oh, it's not just you.  Ask around.  I fucking hate everyone.

But mostly, I hate pseudo-intellectual gimps that think a deliberate spelling error makes them look artistic.  People like that, I REALLY hate.  So I fuck with them...I can't help myself.  And I think you're being just a little fucking insensitive about my insensitivity.  
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 03:56:08 AM
Maybe there is a reason behind all of it?


Pretty sure I don't give a fuck.

I suspect I'm not alone in this.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 03:56:43 AM
Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 03:53:57 AM

don't take a dump on me! ewww gross.

i hate people who are serious with life and shit do you seeing me taking a shit on them?

I am a adept of relearning to spell with the letter f if you are ready to help me banish with laughter?

Oh, it's not just you.  Ask around.  I fucking hate everyone.

But mostly, I hate pseudo-intellectual gimps that think a deliberate spelling error makes them look artistic.  People like that, I REALLY hate.  So I fuck with them...I can't help myself.  And I think you're being just a little fucking insensitive about my insensitivity.  

Is true.

Roger hates everyone.

Roger and I are cool. Matter of fact, I miss him and want to hang out with him anywhere sometime soon.

But I'm still part of everyone.

See, Roger likes individuals. He does not like what you are, but who you are. And right now, you are very what you are.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 17, 2011, 03:55:22 AM

Roj-  <--- I know that isn't a fucking J in my name.


I will fucking kill you with a parang and make ornaments out of your bits, Eastern scum.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 17, 2011, 03:59:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 03:56:43 AM
Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 03:53:57 AM

don't take a dump on me! ewww gross.

i hate people who are serious with life and shit do you seeing me taking a shit on them?

I am a adept of relearning to spell with the letter f if you are ready to help me banish with laughter?

Oh, it's not just you.  Ask around.  I fucking hate everyone.

But mostly, I hate pseudo-intellectual gimps that think a deliberate spelling error makes them look artistic.  People like that, I REALLY hate.  So I fuck with them...I can't help myself.  And I think you're being just a little fucking insensitive about my insensitivity.  

Is true.

Roger hates everyone.

Roger and I are cool. Matter of fact, I miss him and want to hang out with him anywhere sometime soon.

But I'm still part of everyone.

See, Roger likes individuals. He does not like what you are, but who you are. And right now, you are very what you are.

You have it backwards.  I love humanity, I just fucking hate all the people in it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 03:59:10 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 17, 2011, 03:55:22 AM

Roj-  <--- I know that isn't a fucking J in my name.


I will fucking kill you with a parang and make ornaments out of your bits, Eastern scum.

Ok, Roger.

(How do you want me to spell Rodge?)
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

PopeTom

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 03:52:56 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on November 17, 2011, 03:51:32 AM
Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 03:38:42 AM

i use ov for the particular reason ov the letter f... the sixth letter and O my Satan, it is the number 6 so i would rather say phunny or phunky just because.... only the weak cares about stereotypes.


If you want to be edgy you should replace all your 'f' characters with 'j'.

Wasn't that I to J?

But maybe that rule only applies in Toronto.

It may have been I -> J.

Damn these old age holes in my brain!  :argh!:
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 03:59:44 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 17, 2011, 03:59:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 03:56:43 AM
Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 03:53:57 AM

don't take a dump on me! ewww gross.

i hate people who are serious with life and shit do you seeing me taking a shit on them?

I am a adept of relearning to spell with the letter f if you are ready to help me banish with laughter?

Oh, it's not just you.  Ask around.  I fucking hate everyone.

But mostly, I hate pseudo-intellectual gimps that think a deliberate spelling error makes them look artistic.  People like that, I REALLY hate.  So I fuck with them...I can't help myself.  And I think you're being just a little fucking insensitive about my insensitivity.  

Is true.

Roger hates everyone.

Roger and I are cool. Matter of fact, I miss him and want to hang out with him anywhere sometime soon.

But I'm still part of everyone.

See, Roger likes individuals. He does not like what you are, but who you are. And right now, you are very what you are.

You have it backwards.  I love humanity, I just fucking hate all the people in it.

Crap. Right. Well, either way I don't think that I'm immediately on your shit list.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 17, 2011, 04:00:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 03:59:10 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 17, 2011, 03:55:22 AM

Roj-  <--- I know that isn't a fucking J in my name.


I will fucking kill you with a parang and make ornaments out of your bits, Eastern scum.

Ok, Roger.

(How do you want me to spell Rodge?)

THERE'S

NO

FUCKING

D
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

KaaosovCyn

I don't give a fuck either, so there...

:?  :cry: I wonder how much more you or I can take of this crazyness of hatred, let's all love or something then smoke a blunt.


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: PopeTom on November 17, 2011, 04:00:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 03:52:56 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on November 17, 2011, 03:51:32 AM
Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 03:38:42 AM

i use ov for the particular reason ov the letter f... the sixth letter and O my Satan, it is the number 6 so i would rather say phunny or phunky just because.... only the weak cares about stereotypes.


If you want to be edgy you should replace all your 'f' characters with 'j'.

Wasn't that I to J?

But maybe that rule only applies in Toronto.

It may have been I -> J.

Damn these old age holes in my brain!  :argh!:

I just have a memory for these things that borders on the obsessive.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 04:01:54 AM
I don't give a fuck either, so there...

:?  :cry: I wonder how much more you or I can take of this crazyness of hatred, let's all love or something then smoke a blunt.



Fuck you and your hippie shit.  I'm just Goddamn warming up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Epimetheus

YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME
YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME

WHEN THE BOARD LOOKS
ROUGH AHEAD
AND YOU'RE METERS AND METERS FROM YOUR
NICE WARM BED
YOU JUST REMEMBER WHAT
EPIMETHEUS SAID
CYN, YOUUU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME.

YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME
YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME

YOU'VE GOT TROUBLES, WELL I'VE GOT 'EM TOO
THERE ISN'T ANY POST I WOULDN'T PRETEND WAS CLEVER FOR YOU
WE STICK TOGETHER AND I MIGHT NOT MAKE IT THROUGH
BUT YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME.

NOW, SOME OTHER FOLKS MIGHT HAVE A FEW MORE POSTS THAN I DO
AND THEY MAY NOT BE SO NICE TO YOU
(MAYBE)
BUT NONE OF THEM, WILL EVER PRETEND TO LIKE YOU
THE WAY I DO
IT'S ME AND YOU, CYN

AND AS THE THREADS GO BY
OUR FRIENDSHIP WILL PROBABLY DIE
YOU'RE GONNA SEE, IT'S OUR DESTINY
YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME
YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME
CYN YOOOOUUU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME.




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