ATTN The Wizard Joseph

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I wasn't looking for it in your thread,  I meant the suggestion to be slightly smartass but also serious.  I apologize if it hurt Freeky's feelings.

Bullshit, fatass.  You meant it to do exactly what it did.

You passive-aggressive sack of shit.

Make you laugh and shit all over me?

In that case I'm proud.  if it somehow managed to make Joseph shit on me too I'm mostly confused.

No, it made Freeky very upset...She goes to school, raises her kid, gets about 2 nights off a week, in which she goes out of her way to meet people somewhere other than a pub.

But no, you had to fucking walk in and say "socialize", like the wretched little pompous fuckbag that you are.  Just get cancer or something, okay?

I hadn't realized it would make her upset and I am sorry that it did.

Freeky is a good person who deserves good friends and, if she wants one, a good man. 

Well, let me fucking spell it out for you.

Some people can make snarky jokes to their friends, and get away with it.  You can't, because you have no fucking friends, at least not here.

And I don't for one second believe you're sorry at all.  As you said, it had the desired effect of pissing me off, and given that you view people as inanimate objects put there for your own sick amusement, I don't think you have the CAPABILITY of being sorry.

[The Wizard Joseph]

I wasn't looking for it in your thread,  I meant the suggestion to be slightly smartass but also serious.  I apologize if it hurt Freeky's feelings.

Bullshit, fatass.  You meant it to do exactly what it did.

You passive-aggressive sack of shit.

Make you laugh and shit all over me?

In that case I'm proud.  if it somehow managed to make Joseph shit on me too I'm mostly confused.

No, it made Freeky very upset...She goes to school, raises her kid, gets about 2 nights off a week, in which she goes out of her way to meet people somewhere other than a pub.

But no, you had to fucking walk in and say "socialize", like the wretched little pompous fuckbag that you are.  Just get cancer or something², okay?

I hadn't realized it would make her upset and I am sorry that it did.

Freeky is a good person who deserves good friends and, if she wants one, a good man. 

Well, let me fucking spell it out for you.

Some people can make snarky jokes to their friends, and get away with it.  You can't, because you have no fucking friends, at least not here.

And I don't for one second believe you're sorry at all.  As you said, it had the desired effect of pissing me off, and given that you view people as inanimate objects put there for your own sick amusement, I don't think you have the CAPABILITY of being sorry.

Just for the audience here.. never NEVER post a personal sigil tat and partial image of yourself on a forum where there may be dastardly types that understand and are ENTIRELY unafraid to fuck with the "laws" of sympathy and contagion.  Not if you think there's really something like Maaahjjj*jkdsjas@nh$¹ in the world.. schmuck.

¹Thanks to Alty for showing me the proper spelling shortly after I got here.

²THIS CAN BE FUCKING ARRANGED!!!  I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU MADE THAT PRETTY YOUNG WOMAN UPSET!!  I WAS JUST SNAPPING AT AN OPPORTUNE MOMENT ON A D-BAG PSEUDO-SORCERER THAT THINKS THERE IS OCCASIONALLY AN OK TIME FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO TOUCH KIDS!  THIS MAKES ELLEGUA EXTREMELY FUCKING UPSET!!  IF I DON'T GET TO SLEEP YOU DON'T EITHER.   


Of course none of this could possibly be a problem for you Babs if you simply clap you hands and admit that there is no magic, admit to yourself and others that you are an untalented charlatan, and go get therapy for that death-fixation of yours right?  I mean, how serious about this could I possibly be?

[BabylonHoruv]

wow, you're hexing me?

Care to be more specific about what sort of results you are going for so we can see if you actually have any results?

If you're hexing me with insomnia I am about to go put your powers to the test since I am heading to bed now.

If you're hexing me with cancer, well if you actually believe that works you are a really fucked up puppy. 

I still don't know why you think I'm ok with pedos.  There are no ok times to sexually touch kids.  I've never ever said otherwise.  I know there was some other poster that people hated on before I arrived on the board who had a thing for kids, maybe you have me confused with him?  Maybe you confused my belief that people who have fantasies about doing bad things like touching kids aren't evil people as long as they don't act on those fantasies with endorsing acting on those fantasies? 

[Payne]

If you're hexing me with cancer, well if you actually believe that works you are a really fucked up puppy. 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's alright babs, as long as he fantasises about sexxoring the hell out of you while you cancer to death it's all good.

[BabylonHoruv]

If you're hexing me with cancer, well if you actually believe that works you are a really fucked up puppy. 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's alright babs, as long as he fantasises about sexxoring the hell out of you while you cancer to death it's all good.

The important difference is that I don't think my fantasies actually cause anyone to die.

If he really thinks he has the power to give people cancer and he's trying to do it, well, I actually don't know what his reasons are because when I asked he said that answers were like urine so maybe along with thinking he can give people cancer he thinks I'm magically causing people to touch kids in which case I suppose I'd deserve cancer.

[Payne]

If you're hexing me with cancer, well if you actually believe that works you are a really fucked up puppy. 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's alright babs, as long as he fantasises about sexxoring the hell out of you while you cancer to death it's all good.

The important difference is that I don't think my fantasies actually cause anyone to die.

If he really thinks he has the power to give people cancer and he's trying to do it, well, I actually don't know what his reasons are because when I asked he said that answers were like urine so maybe along with thinking he can give people cancer he thinks I'm magically causing people to touch kids in which case I suppose I'd deserve cancer.

Yeah, I don't think he actually believes he's going to give you cancer. You sick puppy.

[Placid Dingo]

 

[The Wizard Joseph]

wow, you're hexing me?

Care to be more specific about what sort of results you are going for so we can see if you actually have any results?

If you're hexing me with insomnia I am about to go put your powers to the test since I am heading to bed now.

If you're hexing me with cancer, well if you actually believe that works you are a really fucked up puppy. 

I still don't know why you think I'm ok with pedos.  There are no ok times to sexually touch kids.  I've never ever said otherwise.  I know there was some other poster that people hated on before I arrived on the board who had a thing for kids, maybe you have me confused with him?  Maybe you confused my belief that people who have fantasies about doing bad things like touching kids aren't evil people as long as they don't act on those fantasies with endorsing acting on those fantasies? 

  My God you silly retard..

Yeah, I don't think he actually believes he's going to give you cancer. You sick puppy.

That reaction was totally worth the effort!  If he ALSO gets cancer then that's just bonus Cheetos, but not up to me... technically

I'm going to be AFK most of the day but I'll just leave my browser up for reasons of contagion.   

[Faust]

I cast the Turkey Curse on this thread.

[LMNO]

I cast the Turkey Curse on this thread.

Just to stay in the spirit of the season, I cast the Cranberries and Cornbread curse on this thread.

[Luna]

I cast the Turkey Curse on this thread.

Just to stay in the spirit of the season, I cast the Cranberries and Cornbread curse on this thread.

Don't be flinging those around too casually, particularly this time of year.  Next thing you know, people will be casting the Pumpkin Pie Curse,  and that goes stright to the thighs...

[BadBeast]

Thought I'd logged in to fucking Mysticwicks by mistake then. Still not convinced I haven't.

[Jenne]

I cast the Turkey Curse on this thread.

Just to stay in the spirit of the season, I cast the Cranberries and Cornbread curse on this thread.

Don't be flinging those around too casually, particularly this time of year.  Next thing you know, people will be casting the Pumpkin Pie Curse,  and that goes stright to the thighs...

Gravy and pecan pie.

And then we're complete.  TURKEY DINNER ITT!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

wow, you're hexing me?

Learn to read, perv.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My Wizard casts the TURDUCKEN curse.