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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 18, 2011, 07:34:26 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

November 18, 2011, 07:34:26 PM
When will you fuckers learn?

1.  Well, I'll have you all know that my shit is prized as a valuable defense commodity.  Sprayed over a tank, it makes the vehicle both shell-proof and immune to infantry assaults.  When applied to infantrymen, it protects them from IEDs.

In some cultures, my shit is collected and kept in special huts.  The tribe possessing the biggest pile of my excrement is the object of every other tribe's envy, and they laugh at the other tribes' puny piles.  Rumors have it that the least of my butt nuggets can be used to dowry off three ugly daughters.

Also, the last time I was constipated was November of 2008, and the economy is still, well, in the crapper.  I have heard that there is a movement - if you'll pardon the expression - to take America off of fiat currency, and put it on the poop standard.

So I trust we'll hear no more complaints when I befoul your toilet to such an extent that the house takes serious structural damage.  Just think of your bathroom as sitting on a gold mine.  And you can always get more cats.

So, in response to your declaration, I say that nobody is sick of my shit.

2.  There is nothing irresponsible about my driving.  It is irresponsible of people like YOU to be in the left fucking lane.  Also, I do not "glorify drug abuse".  I just do it.  So fuck off and preach to someone else, because I don't particularly CARE what example I set for "the children".  If you let your kids read PD, that's your problem.

3.  Yes, I know that I am doing it wrong.  I am not a Real Discordian™.  You got me.  I am actually an Illuminati agent assigned here since 2002 to subvert Discordianism.  Can you possibly imagine the hell of my daily existence, given that fact?  No.  You can't. 

4.  Excuses are like assholes.  Everyone's got one, and they're all covered in warts and most are flipped inside out to one degree or another.  Or words to that effect.

5.  My policy is that I don't care what consenting adults do with/to each other.  Just don't make me look at it.  Other than that, it's none of my fucking business.  Come to think of it, it's none of your business, either.

6.  No, I didn't actually shit myself.  Cram would file a grievance.

7.  I've said this about a million times:  Some of MSY is true, some is "Tuckerized", and some is outright fiction.  And no, I will never tell which parts are which. 

8.  Proper vindaloo uses potatos.  Only East coast heretics use spinach...And while it may be yummy (it is), it's still a sin, and everyone's going to hell.  I think ECH will back me up on this one.

9.  You seem to have an inflammation of the e-penis, sir.  My talking trash to you neither picks your pocket nor breaks your leg (as one old hippie said), and frankly, I think you need to go outdoors more often.

10.  Yes, I wrote those personals ads.  Sue me.  Fuck's sakes, you moron, this is the INTERNET.  Did you really think for one moment that you were going to meet a supermodel, Wolfe-prize winning, 25 year old nymphomaniac?  COME ON.  The internet has been around for 15+ years.  How the hell are you this gullible?  I do admire your persistence in tracking me down, though, if this is on the level.  I mean, I posted that ad A YEAR AGO.  If, on the other hand, this is someone's alt, then well played, sir...Well played.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#1
November 18, 2011, 07:41:52 PM
 :lulz:

I vow, I will outlive you, if only to see the release of the questions to these answers.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Juana

#3
November 18, 2011, 07:43:07 PM
:lulz: When will they learn?
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
November 18, 2011, 07:46:05 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 18, 2011, 07:43:07 PM
:lulz: When will they learn?

At least I never say who they are.

But when I croak, ECH can publish all my saved PMs (I only save the whacky ones).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#5
November 18, 2011, 07:54:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2011, 07:34:26 PM7.  I've said this about a million times:  Some of MSY is true, some is "Tuckerized", and some is outright fiction.  And no, I will never tell which parts are which. 

Huh, I actually did not know that, was assuming it was all mostly the first and some of the second.

BTW did you know poee.co.uk is offline? AFAIK that's where the complete series was to be found--except for one episode which I dug up at EB&G, but that's at least 2-3 years ago and given what EB&G's been through, well I haven't checked (forgot my account). Or did you repost them all here on PD? Can't remember if you did though.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
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Freeky

#6
November 18, 2011, 08:02:54 PM
I know who the first one is for... :lulz:

Jenne

#7
November 18, 2011, 08:22:34 PM
GLORIOUS.  SIMPLY GLORIOUS.

Luna

#8
November 18, 2011, 09:11:00 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 18, 2011, 08:02:54 PM
I know who the first one is for... :lulz:

I could put money on a guess.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
November 18, 2011, 09:24:16 PM
I love these. Every time.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
November 18, 2011, 10:01:10 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 18, 2011, 07:54:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2011, 07:34:26 PM7.  I've said this about a million times:  Some of MSY is true, some is "Tuckerized", and some is outright fiction.  And no, I will never tell which parts are which. 

Huh, I actually did not know that, was assuming it was all mostly the first and some of the second.

BTW did you know poee.co.uk is offline? AFAIK that's where the complete series was to be found--except for one episode which I dug up at EB&G, but that's at least 2-3 years ago and given what EB&G's been through, well I haven't checked (forgot my account). Or did you repost them all here on PD? Can't remember if you did though.

I'll have to get ahold of Syn and have him send the archive to Faust.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#11
November 18, 2011, 10:04:49 PM
Tell him I said "hi", and to maybe show his face over here for a bit, I do wonder what happened with poee.co.uk, though I can understand letting go of the forum it was quite dead at some point.

Funny because blackironprison.com is still online, and I thought it ran on the same server as poee.co.uk. Or did we/Faust adopt BIP.com as well?

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.
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