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Mall Ninja repost... pure genius

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 19, 2011, 09:15:56 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

November 19, 2011, 09:15:56 PM
This is like 12 years old at this point, but well worth a reread. One of the most deliciously over-the-top (yet believable) trolls I've ever seen.

http://doodiepants.com/2009/12/09/the-legend-of-the-mall-ninja-gecko45/
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freckleback

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November 20, 2011, 01:20:14 AM Last Edit: November 20, 2011, 01:27:26 AM by nihilbilly
Quote from: Nigel on November 19, 2011, 09:15:56 PM
This is like 12 years old at this point, but well worth a reread. One of the most deliciously over-the-top (yet believable) trolls I've ever seen.

http://doodiepants.com/2009/12/09/the-legend-of-the-mall-ninja-gecko45/

:lulz:

Yeah you have to go extreme to make it noticeable and even then you couldn't really be sure.

Meet Tex Grebner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYvAxLX6OzE

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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November 20, 2011, 02:42:30 AM
Quote from: nihilbilly on November 20, 2011, 01:20:14 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 19, 2011, 09:15:56 PM
This is like 12 years old at this point, but well worth a reread. One of the most deliciously over-the-top (yet believable) trolls I've ever seen.

http://doodiepants.com/2009/12/09/the-legend-of-the-mall-ninja-gecko45/

:lulz:

Yeah you have to go extreme to make it noticeable and even then you couldn't really be sure.

Meet Tex Grebner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYvAxLX6OzE

"After the shot went off, my training took over".  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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November 20, 2011, 02:45:14 AM
The first thing I think when I look at these guys, is that if they really want to be badass they could start by getting in shape.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

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November 20, 2011, 02:48:26 AM
Quote from: nihilbilly on November 20, 2011, 01:20:14 AM

Meet Tex Grebner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYvAxLX6OzE

I had to rewind after "I experienced a negligent discharge..."
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cain

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November 20, 2011, 03:04:03 AM
I wanna go to that Mall.  Gangs sodomizing people out by the dumpsters, kidnappers holing themselves up in the Gap, armed idiots in bodyarmour patrolling the place like a cheap knock-off version of Blackwater...sounds like a Neal Stephenson novel.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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November 20, 2011, 03:41:22 AM
Quote from: Cain on November 20, 2011, 03:04:03 AM
I wanna go to that Mall.  Gangs sodomizing people out by the dumpsters, kidnappers holing themselves up in the Gap, armed idiots in bodyarmour patrolling the place like a cheap knock-off version of Blackwater...sounds like a Neal Stephenson novel.

I know, BEST MALL EVER.

And he gets his orders from "high up", because protecting the mall is a matter of national security. Who knew malls were so important?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Bruno

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November 20, 2011, 04:00:50 AM
I imagine that there is a disturbing amount of these people working for Homeland Security.
Formerly something else...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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November 20, 2011, 04:08:27 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 20, 2011, 04:00:50 AM
I imagine that there is a disturbing amount of these people working for Homeland Security.

And TSA.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

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November 20, 2011, 11:10:35 AM
Brad Thor comes to mind.
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