BUTT-CHUGGING... DEBUNKED!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Lousy jackass, peeling back the vinyl like that.

A world without butt-chugging isn't a world I want to live in.

IS NOTHING SACRED!?

I don't care what butt chugging is.  I just like the idea that people are doing something called BUTT CHUGGING.

And now it turns out they aren't.  And the world gets just a little bit greyer.

Oh, but they ARE butt-chugging... just not with tampons. Beer enemas are also called butt-chugging! Everybody wins and the world is still a safe place to live.

Do people really do beer enemas?

NOWAITDON'TANSWERTHAT.

I think I might prefer one to conventional methods if faced with certain beers.

"Hey man, want a Coors Light?"

"Eh, I don't want to taste it.  Let's just shove it up my ass."

Fact #1:  Drunks with fucked stomach linings do - I have HEARD, I don't know for a fact - get drunk that way.

Fact #2:  Coors Light is so wretched, my ass would grow taste buds.  In self defense.

[Freeky]

Fact #2:  Coors Light is so wretched, my ass would grow taste buds.  In self defense.

But then you could taste the vindaloo twice!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Fact #2:  Coors Light is so wretched, my ass would grow taste buds.  In self defense.

But then you could taste the vindaloo twice!

Already can.

You don't need taste buds for that.  Just nerve endings.

[Freeky]

Fact #2:  Coors Light is so wretched, my ass would grow taste buds.  In self defense.

But then you could taste the vindaloo twice!

Already can.

You don't need taste buds for that.  Just nerve endings.

So they grew back, then?  Good, good.  I was hoping that last batch had left scars, you were howling so loudly.

[Luna]

Lousy jackass, peeling back the vinyl like that.

A world without butt-chugging isn't a world I want to live in.

IS NOTHING SACRED!?

I don't care what butt chugging is.  I just like the idea that people are doing something called BUTT CHUGGING.

And now it turns out they aren't.  And the world gets just a little bit greyer.

Oh, but they ARE butt-chugging... just not with tampons. Beer enemas are also called butt-chugging! Everybody wins and the world is still a safe place to live.

Do people really do beer enemas?

NOWAITDON'TANSWERTHAT.

I think I might prefer one to conventional methods if faced with certain beers.

"Hey man, want a Coors Light?"

"Eh, I don't want to taste it.  Let's just shove it up my ass."

EoC...  I hate to break it to you, buddy, but...  Most people don't do the whole thing, can and all, that way...

[Eater of Clowns]

Lousy jackass, peeling back the vinyl like that.

A world without butt-chugging isn't a world I want to live in.

IS NOTHING SACRED!?

I don't care what butt chugging is.  I just like the idea that people are doing something called BUTT CHUGGING.

And now it turns out they aren't.  And the world gets just a little bit greyer.

Oh, but they ARE butt-chugging... just not with tampons. Beer enemas are also called butt-chugging! Everybody wins and the world is still a safe place to live.

Do people really do beer enemas?

NOWAITDON'TANSWERTHAT.

I think I might prefer one to conventional methods if faced with certain beers.

"Hey man, want a Coors Light?"

"Eh, I don't want to taste it.  Let's just shove it up my ass."

EoC...  I hate to break it to you, buddy, but...  Most people don't do the whole thing, can and all, that way...

Well of course not, most people can't stand on their heads that long.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Lousy jackass, peeling back the vinyl like that.

A world without butt-chugging isn't a world I want to live in.

IS NOTHING SACRED!?

I don't care what butt chugging is.  I just like the idea that people are doing something called BUTT CHUGGING.

And now it turns out they aren't.  And the world gets just a little bit greyer.

Oh, but they ARE butt-chugging... just not with tampons. Beer enemas are also called butt-chugging! Everybody wins and the world is still a safe place to live.

Do people really do beer enemas?

NOWAITDON'TANSWERTHAT.

I think I might prefer one to conventional methods if faced with certain beers.

"Hey man, want a Coors Light?"

"Eh, I don't want to taste it.  Let's just shove it up my ass."

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

Lousy jackass, peeling back the vinyl like that.

A world without butt-chugging isn't a world I want to live in.

IS NOTHING SACRED!?

I don't care what butt chugging is.  I just like the idea that people are doing something called BUTT CHUGGING.

And now it turns out they aren't.  And the world gets just a little bit greyer.

Oh, but they ARE butt-chugging... just not with tampons. Beer enemas are also called butt-chugging! Everybody wins and the world is still a safe place to live.

Do people really do beer enemas?

NOWAITDON'TANSWERTHAT.

I think I might prefer one to conventional methods if faced with certain beers.

"Hey man, want a Coors Light?"

"Eh, I don't want to taste it.  Let's just shove it up my ass."

EoC...  I hate to break it to you, buddy, but...  Most people don't do the whole thing, can and all, that way...

Well of course not, most people can't stand on their heads that long.

You don't need to stand on your head.  You just need to lie on a table and have a friend with a beer bong and some lube.

[Richter]

Lousy jackass, peeling back the vinyl like that.

A world without butt-chugging isn't a world I want to live in.

IS NOTHING SACRED!?

I don't care what butt chugging is.  I just like the idea that people are doing something called BUTT CHUGGING.

And now it turns out they aren't.  And the world gets just a little bit greyer.

Oh, but they ARE butt-chugging... just not with tampons. Beer enemas are also called butt-chugging! Everybody wins and the world is still a safe place to live.

Do people really do beer enemas?

NOWAITDON'TANSWERTHAT.

I think I might prefer one to conventional methods if faced with certain beers.

"Hey man, want a Coors Light?"

"Eh, I don't want to taste it.  Let's just shove it up my ass."

EoC...  I hate to break it to you, buddy, but...  Most people don't do the whole thing, can and all, that way...

Well of course not, most people can't stand on their heads that long.

You don't need to stand on your head.  You just need to lie on a table and have a friend with a beer bong and some lube.

Funny you should mention..

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=30887.0

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

Funny you should mention..

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=30887.0

I saw that thread, but I think I do not want to see what's at the link.

[Freeky]

Funny you should mention..

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=30887.0

I saw that thread, but I think I do not want to see what's at the link.

I do, but I only just got Windows reinstalled on this thing, and I don't want to fuck it up with horrible strange.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It won't fuck anything up, and it's worth it. Except you will hate yourself for laughing so much.