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Started by Cain, December 04, 2011, 11:24:43 AM

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Cain

December 04, 2011, 11:24:43 AM
And that is not a sentence I ever expected to write.  Nevertheless, it is, sadly, true:

QuoteDavid continued to work through his paperwork until he felt an insistent tapping against the toe of his shoe. Raising his eyes he was greeted to the sight of a grinning the stegosaurus, holding out his magazine; carefully folded that David could see the article that the stegosaurus was wanting him to read. David read the articles tag line quietly. "Stories from the Mile High Club." His eyes looked from the magazine to the stegosaurus's that peered over the top of the publication, gleaming mischievously.

Luna

#1
December 04, 2011, 01:08:29 PM
Dear god, my eyes...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cramulus

#2
December 04, 2011, 03:42:40 PM
and this is what makes PD the greatest forum in all time and space

Suu

#3
December 04, 2011, 03:46:39 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 04, 2011, 03:42:40 PM
and this is what makes PD the greatest forum in all time and space

:mittens:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
December 04, 2011, 05:24:25 PM
THAT WAS AMAZING OH MY GOD I SEE WHAT THEY DID THERE.

Brilliant.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Kai

#5
December 04, 2011, 07:38:14 PM
What the FUCK?
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Cain

#6
December 04, 2011, 07:48:01 PM
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on December 04, 2011, 07:38:14 PM
What the FUCK?

...said the stegasaurus to the former Foreign Secretary.

Suu

#7
December 04, 2011, 08:34:01 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#8
December 04, 2011, 10:04:14 PM
:lulz:
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Phox

#9
December 04, 2011, 10:06:28 PM
I am literally rendered speechless. i retain the ability to type, but only barely....

Pæs

#10
December 05, 2011, 04:06:26 AM
 :sad: :1fap:

President Television

#11
December 05, 2011, 04:41:07 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 04, 2011, 07:48:01 PM
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on December 04, 2011, 07:38:14 PM
What the FUCK?

...said the stegasaurus to the former Foreign Secretary.

What the FUCK?

...said the former Foreign Secretary to the stegosaurus he adored,
and the pterodactyls like a choir
go BIKAWWW! all night
and baby ain't you tired of this
is
the
sound
that the parasaurolophus makes when the eggshell breaks
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
December 05, 2011, 05:20:12 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on December 05, 2011, 04:41:07 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 04, 2011, 07:48:01 PM
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on December 04, 2011, 07:38:14 PM
What the FUCK?

...said the stegasaurus to the former Foreign Secretary.

What the FUCK?

...said the former Foreign Secretary to the stegosaurus he adored,
and the pterodactyls like a choir
go BIKAWWW! all night
and baby ain't you tired of this
is
the
sound
that the parasaurolophus makes when the eggshell breaks

:lol: :lol: :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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