Happy Afflux

[EK WAFFLR]

And then Waffle Iron was a Schmoo.   

Schmoo -
1, An insanely cute creature that follows you round and helps you with stuff.


Why thank you!

[Cainad (dec.)]

Happy Afflux!

Aftermath plays a big part in my Discordia. Specifically, the Aftermath of Bureaucracy. That's why Bureauflux and Afflux are my two favorites, conceptually. In practice, my favorite Discordian holyday is MOOSEMAS.

CRAM YOU INSIPID FARTBAG

WHEN THE FUCK IS MOOSEMAS HAPPENING; I NEED TO KNOW WHEN TO DELIVER THE TRADITIONAL FLAMING BAG OF MOOSE SHIT TO YOUR FRONT DOOR


I'm thinking of using a Hefty garbage bag this time, the paper lunch sacks are just not big enough

[Cramulus]

I think it's going to be on a week day, in the week following X-Mas.



I think my friends just don't "get" the idea of a breakfast party. Every time I explain it, they're like, cool, I'll be there at 10 PM and I'll bring beer. I tell them, "Actually it's a breakfast party..." Then they show up and are like, "Dude, you said there'd be waffles?" Dude, that was 8 hours ago.

[Cainad (dec.)]

What spags. All the cool kids show up before noon, that's half the fun. Being drunk for a WHOLE DAY is what Moosemas is all about!