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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am not even sure where to find a good time™ anymore.

That's because you've been backsliding, Nigel.  You've lost your Slack™.  You can't see The Wall™.  There's been time for everything...Everything except FUN and "Bob" and Saturday Night.  You've allowed yourself to become concerned with shit like "HEY!  WHO'S DRIVING THIS DAMN THING?" and "WHY IS THERE NOBODY IN THE COCKPIT?" and "HOLY SHIT!  I'M ON THE PLANET OF THE APES!"

And until you fix that, you will be lost, LOST I SAY, like the Chicago Bears.  REPENT, THERE'S STILL TIME!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I am not even sure where to find a good time™ anymore.

That's because you've been backsliding, Nigel.  You've lost your Slack™.  You can't see The Wall™.  There's been time for everything...Everything except FUN and "Bob" and Saturday Night.  You've allowed yourself to become concerned with shit like "HEY!  WHO'S DRIVING THIS DAMN THING?" and "WHY IS THERE NOBODY IN THE COCKPIT?" and "HOLY SHIT!  I'M ON THE PLANET OF THE APES!"

And until you fix that, you will be lost, LOST I SAY, like the Chicago Bears.  REPENT, THERE'S STILL TIME!

No need to worry, little Sally!  Your resident Holy Man™ is here with all the answers, SIR!  We'll have you right as rain in no time, MA'AM!  The reason why nobody is driving the car is that we have CRUISE CONTROL, so everyone can make out in the back seat on the way to work.  The reason why there's nobody in the cockpit is because we got just a little TIRED of BIG GOVERNMENT telling us we needed to have someone take us places.  And you're on the planet of the apes because, well, YOU'RE AN APE.

And since you're an ape and not some worry-wart species like those FUCKING CATS, you can relax.  Throw poop.  Masturbate in public.  Screech at people for reasons they'll never understand.  Let people mistake your smile for friendliness, instead of the primate "last warning" (smile at a chimpanzee, and he'll teach you to never move your mouth again).

Don't get all pissed off.  It's only humans being humans.  May as well get mad at the sun for rising...Because there's TAKING A WALK and DOING SOMETHING STUPID JUST BECAUSE and HECKLING IDIOTS and SEX and  WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and it's all out there waiting for you to STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE COMING WEIRD TIMES.

After all, the worst thing THEY can do is kill you.  Well, maybe they can do worse, but they save that for problem cases.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am not even sure where to find a good time™ anymore.

That's because you've been backsliding, Nigel.  You've lost your Slack™.  You can't see The Wall™.  There's been time for everything...Everything except FUN and "Bob" and Saturday Night.  You've allowed yourself to become concerned with shit like "HEY!  WHO'S DRIVING THIS DAMN THING?" and "WHY IS THERE NOBODY IN THE COCKPIT?" and "HOLY SHIT!  I'M ON THE PLANET OF THE APES!"

And until you fix that, you will be lost, LOST I SAY, like the Chicago Bears.  REPENT, THERE'S STILL TIME!

No need to worry, little Sally!  Your resident Holy Man™ is here with all the answers, SIR!  We'll have you right as rain in no time, MA'AM!  The reason why nobody is driving the car is that we have CRUISE CONTROL, so everyone can make out in the back seat on the way to work.  The reason why there's nobody in the cockpit is because we got just a little TIRED of BIG GOVERNMENT telling us we needed to have someone take us places.  And you're on the planet of the apes because, well, YOU'RE AN APE.

And since you're an ape and not some worry-wart species like those FUCKING CATS, you can relax.  Throw poop.  Masturbate in public.  Screech at people for reasons they'll never understand.  Let people mistake your smile for friendliness, instead of the primate "last warning" (smile at a chimpanzee, and he'll teach you to never move your mouth again).

Don't get all pissed off.  It's only humans being humans.  May as well get mad at the sun for rising...Because there's TAKING A WALK and DOING SOMETHING STUPID JUST BECAUSE and HECKLING IDIOTS and SEX and  WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and it's all out there waiting for you to STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE COMING WEIRD TIMES.

After all, the worst thing THEY can do is kill you.  Well, maybe they can do worse, but they save that for problem cases.

George Orwell called; he wants his dystopian future back.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I am not even sure where to find a good time™ anymore.

That's because you've been backsliding, Nigel.  You've lost your Slack™.  You can't see The Wall™.  There's been time for everything...Everything except FUN and "Bob" and Saturday Night.  You've allowed yourself to become concerned with shit like "HEY!  WHO'S DRIVING THIS DAMN THING?" and "WHY IS THERE NOBODY IN THE COCKPIT?" and "HOLY SHIT!  I'M ON THE PLANET OF THE APES!"

And until you fix that, you will be lost, LOST I SAY, like the Chicago Bears.  REPENT, THERE'S STILL TIME!

No need to worry, little Sally!  Your resident Holy Man™ is here with all the answers, SIR!  We'll have you right as rain in no time, MA'AM!  The reason why nobody is driving the car is that we have CRUISE CONTROL, so everyone can make out in the back seat on the way to work.  The reason why there's nobody in the cockpit is because we got just a little TIRED of BIG GOVERNMENT telling us we needed to have someone take us places.  And you're on the planet of the apes because, well, YOU'RE AN APE.

And since you're an ape and not some worry-wart species like those FUCKING CATS, you can relax.  Throw poop.  Masturbate in public.  Screech at people for reasons they'll never understand.  Let people mistake your smile for friendliness, instead of the primate "last warning" (smile at a chimpanzee, and he'll teach you to never move your mouth again).

Don't get all pissed off.  It's only humans being humans.  May as well get mad at the sun for rising...Because there's TAKING A WALK and DOING SOMETHING STUPID JUST BECAUSE and HECKLING IDIOTS and SEX and  WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and it's all out there waiting for you to STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE COMING WEIRD TIMES.

After all, the worst thing THEY can do is kill you.  Well, maybe they can do worse, but they save that for problem cases.

George Orwell called; he wants his dystopian future back.

Dystopian?

I'm having a great time.  It's all how you see the glass of water.

Optimist:  Glass is half full.

Pessimist:  Glass is half empty.

Modern American:  I'm not sure what's in that glass, but I know I'll like it!

TGRR:  I just peed in a glass, and some retard is eyeballing it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am not even sure where to find a good time™ anymore.

That's because you've been backsliding, Nigel.  You've lost your Slack™.  You can't see The Wall™.  There's been time for everything...Everything except FUN and "Bob" and Saturday Night.  You've allowed yourself to become concerned with shit like "HEY!  WHO'S DRIVING THIS DAMN THING?" and "WHY IS THERE NOBODY IN THE COCKPIT?" and "HOLY SHIT!  I'M ON THE PLANET OF THE APES!"

And until you fix that, you will be lost, LOST I SAY, like the Chicago Bears.  REPENT, THERE'S STILL TIME!

No need to worry, little Sally!  Your resident Holy Man™ is here with all the answers, SIR!  We'll have you right as rain in no time, MA'AM!  The reason why nobody is driving the car is that we have CRUISE CONTROL, so everyone can make out in the back seat on the way to work.  The reason why there's nobody in the cockpit is because we got just a little TIRED of BIG GOVERNMENT telling us we needed to have someone take us places.  And you're on the planet of the apes because, well, YOU'RE AN APE.

And since you're an ape and not some worry-wart species like those FUCKING CATS, you can relax.  Throw poop.  Masturbate in public.  Screech at people for reasons they'll never understand.  Let people mistake your smile for friendliness, instead of the primate "last warning" (smile at a chimpanzee, and he'll teach you to never move your mouth again).

Don't get all pissed off.  It's only humans being humans.  May as well get mad at the sun for rising...Because there's TAKING A WALK and DOING SOMETHING STUPID JUST BECAUSE and HECKLING IDIOTS and SEX and  WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and it's all out there waiting for you to STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE COMING WEIRD TIMES.

After all, the worst thing THEY can do is kill you.  Well, maybe they can do worse, but they save that for problem cases.

George Orwell called; he wants his dystopian future back.

Dystopian?

I'm having a great time.  It's all how you see the glass of water.

Optimist:  Glass is half full.

Pessimist:  Glass is half empty.

Modern American:  I'm not sure what's in that glass, but I know I'll like it!

TGRR:  I just peed in a glass, and some retard is eyeballing it.