Official Retraction Thread

[Freeky]

Who the hell is the n00b?

One of Fang's groupies.

One of those Wiccan douches?

I gather they're all "Oden" worshippers. 

Not that there's any difference.  They both use faux-"archaic" spellings, they both use the mod button to settle disagreements, and they both smell like rancid patchouli.

Fucking hippies are all the same.

Definitely sounds like the wicca.com crowd.

[Lenin McCarthy]

I'd like to retract the angry e-mail rants I sent to Cartoon Network, Microsoft, Statkraft (Norwegian state owned elecricity company), the Norwegian Broadcasting Corporation and many others when I was 11-12. I argued against pollution, commercials and having to pay for stuff, and advocated abolishing Microsoft and making Linux and organic food mandatory.

Also, I'd like to keep the part that says that there should be more shows about the Beatles on Norwegian TV.

[Freeky]

Dear elderly gentleman gesticulating wildly at me while he sits in his car and I drive by in the opposite direction, doing the speed limit and in my own lane:

I would like to take back that horrible snicker I gave.  I am just a young whippersnapper, and driving in a fashion that is likely to get everyone killed.  I am sorry for all those times I got on your lawn.  I am fairly certain that, contrary to what I always believed, back in your day the world was the shit, and everyone did what they were supposed to, and none of this equality garbage was existing.  And I'd like to say sorry for that, too. 

[AFK]