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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, July 23, 2011, 05:26:22 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

Excellent. It was degenerating into "NYAAAAAAAA NYA". Danke!  :)
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trippinprincezz13

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 06, 2011, 05:43:07 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on December 06, 2011, 05:11:30 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 02, 2011, 05:21:43 PM
Anyone who HASN'T heard about the goings-on in South Africa...well, you just haven't been paying attention.  Women are raped by MACHETE.  MACHETE.  And survive.

So yeah, the vagina detata is a just form of retribution.

I hadn't heard about the machete thing . That's just.... :x  

But about the vagina dentata thing. As hilarious and needed as it may be, if I was a rapist with a penis and got it slashed on something in a woman's vagina, I'd imagine I would want to kill the shit out of the nearest living thing to me, that being the woman who caused this with her penis trap. I mean, seriously though, I would imagine the shock and pain would cause an instant surge of rage in many people. I'm not trying to say that rape isn't horrible, but would something like this end up causing more murders/brutal beatings instead of "just" rapes? Or are things so horrible over there (I know, the machetes), that it's worth the risk of the rapist maybe retaliating more violently?

I can't find a link, but there was a case in the 90's where some guy broke into an elderly woman's house and tried to rape her. She pretended to be into it and got his dick in one hand and his balls in the other and twisted them in two different directions, she said she "wrung it out like a washrag". He smacked her in the head a time or two but she held on and walked him downstairs like that and made him call the police on himself.  :lulz:

:lulz:
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Dick injuries seem to be different from regular injuries.  :p

heh, that's true. I figured a knife or hook in the penis would be a pretty debilitating injury. I just wasn't sure if it would be debilitating enough to stop a man from doing something more horrible to his victim. More harm than good sort of thing
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

Luna

I suspect this is more of a "you don't know if she has one" kind of thing.
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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trippinprincezz13

Quote from: Luna on December 09, 2011, 05:51:42 PM
I suspect this is more of a "you don't know if she has one" kind of thing.

Oh, that's very true. I hadn't been thinking about it in the context of a deterrent, which makes sense. If it was widespread/well known enough that these things existed and were fairly common, it could certainly make someone think twice
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Well, you figure when the guy is errrrr backing up...... this stays attached to his penis. 

Once out, you just need to grab it and pull and I am fairly certain he will follow wherever you lead. 


Anna Mae Bollocks

Might be slow progress, though. The washrag lady said the guy passed out a couple of times on the way to the phone.  :lulz:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on December 06, 2011, 05:11:30 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 02, 2011, 05:21:43 PM
Anyone who HASN'T heard about the goings-on in South Africa...well, you just haven't been paying attention.  Women are raped by MACHETE.  MACHETE.  And survive.

So yeah, the vagina detata is a just form of retribution.

I hadn't heard about the machete thing . That's just.... :x 

But about the vagina dentata thing. As hilarious and needed as it may be, if I was a rapist with a penis and got it slashed on something in a woman's vagina, I'd imagine I would want to kill the shit out of the nearest living thing to me, that being the woman who caused this with her penis trap. I mean, seriously though, I would imagine the shock and pain would cause an instant surge of rage in many people. I'm not trying to say that rape isn't horrible, but would something like this end up causing more murders/brutal beatings instead of "just" rapes? Or are things so horrible over there (I know, the machetes), that it's worth the risk of the rapist maybe retaliating more violently?

You have to figure, this guy now has a horribly painful device stuck to his penis, that requires a doctor's intervention to remove it. Is he going to make his legal situation worse, or is he going to get the hell out of there? I think that most guys would panic and bolt.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Luna

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 09, 2011, 07:04:07 PM
Might be slow progress, though. The washrag lady said the guy passed out a couple of times on the way to the phone.  :lulz:

I am okay with this.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Luna on December 09, 2011, 07:18:58 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 09, 2011, 07:04:07 PM
Might be slow progress, though. The washrag lady said the guy passed out a couple of times on the way to the phone.  :lulz:

I am okay with this.

:lulz: I wish you could have seen her, she was OLD...kind of reminded me of Moms Mabley. I cheered.  :D
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Salty

While i can't see myself doing something so horrible as to deserve barbs in my junk i think that having barbs in my junk would render me as helpless as a kitten. A bloody, screaming kitten.
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Triple Zero

Quote from: Alty on December 09, 2011, 10:52:57 PM
While i can't see myself doing something so horrible as to deserve barbs in my junk i think that having barbs in my junk would render me as helpless as a kitten. A bloody, screaming kitten.

Man, I'm so sorry to hear about your kitten's penis.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


infinityshock

Quote from: Nigel on December 09, 2011, 07:14:19 PM
You have to figure, this guy now has a horribly painful device stuck to his penis, that requires a doctor's intervention to remove it. Is he going to make his legal situation worse, or is he going to get the hell out of there? I think that most guys would panic and bolt.

unless the guy is into that sort of thing...then the chick is fucked.  no pun intended.