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Can you put a spanish section?

Started by Khore, December 13, 2011, 07:44:41 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Placid Dingo on December 15, 2011, 03:40:49 AM
Just posting to say FUCK YEAH to the response to asking to speak Spanish.

Teaching Lote and discussing languages the standard response is 'omg if it's not English it's like so totally rude. Like, what if they're talking about me!?'

You guys rock.

:lulz:

You are a numb cunt1.

:lulz:





1 Apologies to Badbeast for stealing his bit.
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Disco Pickle

Ah hell, and I almost MISSED this thread?  I'm clearly working too hard and not hanging here enough.

Khore, ¿De qué parte del mundo vienes? No te preocupes por esa mierda que se llama infinityshock. Estamos aquí, en la PD son todo incluido, excepto cuando no lo somos, ya veces realmente no estamos, pero eso está bien, sigue siendo el mejor / peor foro en Internet. Hay algunas personas aquí que hablan español y puede escribir, así que siéntete libre de usar el lenguaje con eres que se siente más cómodo. Mi gramática es horrible y yo tenemos un problema en recordar cómo conjugar los verbos en español, pero me encantaría conversar con usted ya que no he tenido tiempo para practicar tan a menudo como debería.

Quote from: infinityshock on December 15, 2011, 12:27:30 AM
Quote from: Pixie on December 14, 2011, 11:08:52 AM
Funny thing is that Khore is actually Spanish, yanno, from EUROPE. Man, I hate Americentric bullshit like that.

and im from the US.  i speak english and dont travel to other countries to demand the natives speak english.  i learn how to converse in their language.

where are you from?  UKistan?  let me know how that muslim thing is working out for you guys. 

I'm guessing you've never traveled to any other country at all so that's a moot point.  I can almost sympathize because I was once asked by a retail clerk in a store in Veracruz, as I attempted to stumble my way through asking him about the things I wanted to buy, why I would come to a country whose language I did not speak.  It reminded me of all of the shitneck people, like yourself, who I've heard express the same thing here in the US and was the first real bar stool over the head that taught me that xenophobic, intolerant, full of fuck thought processes that people, like yourself, learn from where ever it is dicks like you still learn it, does not discriminate based on race, gender, creed or color.

You fuckers are everywhere and there is a severe lack of fires around for you to die in.  I hope one finds you before you accidentally find it.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 15, 2011, 03:05:45 AM
Is é ár leanbh in ann a bhriseadh as an scríbhinn, go bhfuil i bhfad níos soiléire. B'fhéidir gur chóir dúinn a théann in éineacht leis, i súil go saorfar ár n-easpa spraoi, ceart?

Zero,
Fhios ag a bhfuil suas agus a bhfuil ar siúl síos

Ta craic mhaith sa snaithe seo!

Niorbh fheidir liom a bheith ar an moderator don subforum Ghaeilge, le bhur thoil?
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Phox

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 15, 2011, 05:49:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 15, 2011, 03:05:45 AM
Is é ár leanbh in ann a bhriseadh as an scríbhinn, go bhfuil i bhfad níos soiléire. B'fhéidir gur chóir dúinn a théann in éineacht leis, i súil go saorfar ár n-easpa spraoi, ceart?

Zero,
Fhios ag a bhfuil suas agus a bhfuil ar siúl síos

Ta craic mhaith sa snaithe seo!

Niorbh fheidir liom a bheith ar an moderator don subforum Ghaeilge, le bhur thoil?
Sea, is féidir liom a chreidiúint go mbeadh a bheith ina iarracht is spraoi.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 15, 2011, 05:53:58 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 15, 2011, 05:49:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 15, 2011, 03:05:45 AM
Is é ár leanbh in ann a bhriseadh as an scríbhinn, go bhfuil i bhfad níos soiléire. B'fhéidir gur chóir dúinn a théann in éineacht leis, i súil go saorfar ár n-easpa spraoi, ceart?

Zero,
Fhios ag a bhfuil suas agus a bhfuil ar siúl síos

Ta craic mhaith sa snaithe seo!

Niorbh fheidir liom a bheith ar an moderator don subforum Ghaeilge, le bhur thoil?
Sea, is féidir liom a chreidiúint go mbeadh a bheith ina iarracht is spraoi.

Go hiiiiiiiontach
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Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

infinityshock

Quote from: Disco Pickle on December 15, 2011, 04:11:36 AM
I'm guessing you've never traveled to any other country at all so that's a moot point.  I can almost sympathize because I was once asked by a retail clerk in a store in Veracruz, as I attempted to stumble my way through asking him about the things I wanted to buy, why I would come to a country whose language I did not speak.  It reminded me of all of the shitneck people, like yourself, who I've heard express the same thing here in the US and was the first real bar stool over the head that taught me that xenophobic, intolerant, full of fuck thought processes that people, like yourself, learn from where ever it is dicks like you still learn it, does not discriminate based on race, gender, creed or color.

You fuckers are everywhere and there is a severe lack of fires around for you to die in.  I hope one finds you before you accidentally find it.

you would be guessing wrong. which makes your moot point moot.

for someone who claims to have experienced the intolerance toward gringos, which is common is s.american countries, i would expect a more realistic outlook on your part.  by your own admission you lack that sense of reality and common sense which means you are the 'full of fuck thought process' 'shitneck' to which you refer.

where i learned the reality is from traveling to countries where i witnessed in first person the racism (yea, i went there) directed against whites by hispanics and how white countries are the only ones where racism is considered an issue.  anti-white racism in non-white countries is a non-issue.

the reason 'us fuckers' are everywhere is because throwbacks such as yourself are falling into the minority where you belong. get with the program or the fire you speak of will be the one consuming your waste of an existence

Phox

Quote from: infinityshock on December 16, 2011, 02:38:52 AM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on December 15, 2011, 04:11:36 AM
I'm guessing you've never traveled to any other country at all so that's a moot point.  I can almost sympathize because I was once asked by a retail clerk in a store in Veracruz, as I attempted to stumble my way through asking him about the things I wanted to buy, why I would come to a country whose language I did not speak.  It reminded me of all of the shitneck people, like yourself, who I've heard express the same thing here in the US and was the first real bar stool over the head that taught me that xenophobic, intolerant, full of fuck thought processes that people, like yourself, learn from where ever it is dicks like you still learn it, does not discriminate based on race, gender, creed or color.

You fuckers are everywhere and there is a severe lack of fires around for you to die in.  I hope one finds you before you accidentally find it.

you would be guessing wrong. which makes your moot point moot.

for someone who claims to have experienced the intolerance toward gringos, which is common is s.american countries, i would expect a more realistic outlook on your part.  by your own admission you lack that sense of reality and common sense which means you are the 'full of fuck thought process' 'shitneck' to which you refer.

where i learned the reality is from traveling to countries where i witnessed in first person the racism (yea, i went there) directed against whites by hispanics and how white countries are the only ones where racism is considered an issue.  anti-white racism in non-white countries is a non-issue.

the reason 'us fuckers' are everywhere is because throwbacks such as yourself are falling into the minority where you belong. get with the program or the fire you speak of will be the one consuming your waste of an existence
Dochreidte. Bhainistiú ar bhealach leat ciall a bhaint as go hiomlán níos lú ná an náisiúin ar fad Czechloslovakia i 1998. Comhghairdeas! Is é sin hIodáile nár cheart duit a dearmad go luath!  :sotw:

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: infinityshock on December 16, 2011, 02:38:52 AM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on December 15, 2011, 04:11:36 AM
I'm guessing you've never traveled to any other country at all so that's a moot point.  I can almost sympathize because I was once asked by a retail clerk in a store in Veracruz, as I attempted to stumble my way through asking him about the things I wanted to buy, why I would come to a country whose language I did not speak.  It reminded me of all of the shitneck people, like yourself, who I've heard express the same thing here in the US and was the first real bar stool over the head that taught me that xenophobic, intolerant, full of fuck thought processes that people, like yourself, learn from where ever it is dicks like you still learn it, does not discriminate based on race, gender, creed or color.

You fuckers are everywhere and there is a severe lack of fires around for you to die in.  I hope one finds you before you accidentally find it.

you would be guessing wrong. which makes your moot point moot.

for someone who claims to have experienced the intolerance toward gringos, which is common is s.american countries, i would expect a more realistic outlook on your part.  by your own admission you lack that sense of reality and common sense which means you are the 'full of fuck thought process' 'shitneck' to which you refer.

where i learned the reality is from traveling to countries where i witnessed in first person the racism (yea, i went there) directed against whites by hispanics and how white countries are the only ones where racism is considered an issue.  anti-white racism in non-white countries is a non-issue.

the reason 'us fuckers' are everywhere is because throwbacks such as yourself are falling into the minority where you belong. get with the program or the fire you speak of will be the one consuming your waste of an existence

People weren't like that towards you because they were racist, they could just tell you were a raging asstard.
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infinityshock

Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 16, 2011, 02:46:08 AM
Dochreidte. Bhainistiú ar bhealach leat ciall a bhaint as go hiomlán níos lú ná an náisiúin ar fad Czechloslovakia i 1998. Comhghairdeas! Is é sin hIodáile nár cheart duit a dearmad go luath!  :sotw:

congrats. you misspelled every word and topped off the achievement by including in your post a country that doesnt even exist.

kudos.

Nephew Twiddleton

Stad caint, a hasal. Is cuma linn. Ni mian linn caint leat.
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Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Phox

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 16, 2011, 03:14:34 AM
Stad caint, a hasal. Is cuma linn. Ni mian linn caint leat.
Tá an duine seo ina cheann greannmhar, níl sé ag mo chara de chairde? Tá sé ach náire go bhfuil sé aon fhaisnéis a rud ar bith a comprehend lasmuigh dá bhosca beag.

Pæs

For some strange reason I keep reading this thread as "can you put on a spanish accent?"

Phox

Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 16, 2011, 03:25:32 AM
For some strange reason I keep reading this thread as "can you put on a spanish accent?"
Cén fáth, is féidir liom an chuid is mó cinnte, mo bhuachaill daor! Ba mhaith liom a dhéanamh Antonio Banderas blush le náire íon! Ach ... infinityshock bhfuil déanta ann chun stop a chur orm labhairt na Gaeilge. CABHRÚ LE DO THOIL ME, PAES!

Nephew Twiddleton

Ni thuigim- nil gaeilge fearr agam agus ta me ag scriobh ar mo bhfon anois. Beidh me ag leamh aris abhaile cathain ta me ag feachaint ar mo riomhaire.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

East Coast Hustle

I've got $5 that says infinityshock is just mad because mexicans keep stealing his girlfriend.

Now, I don't have any idea WHY mexicans would be rifling through his sock drawer, but I'm still quite certain that's the root of his problems.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"