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Juana

If AGSO had a problem with and interfered with my hobbies and interests, they would cease to be AGSO. Pretty much end of story.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Juana

Admittedly, I kind of have a hair trigger regarding controlling people, though.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Suu

Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 15, 2011, 07:54:02 PM
Admittedly, I kind of have a hair trigger regarding controlling people, though.

You'da lurved my ex-husband.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 15, 2011, 07:52:51 PM
If AGSO had a problem with and interfered with my hobbies and interests, they would cease to be AGSO. Pretty much end of story.

This.  I have a higher tolerance... or HAVE had.  I'm good with that, now.

ECH, your GF is a lucky lady, you are a rare find.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

I got some absolutely rippin' hot and sour soup for lunch. Just sayin'.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 07:45:27 PM
Exactly. If ECHGF decided she was into that stuff, regardless of how ridiculous I think it is I'd just be like "OK, well just try not to get any goat's blood on our carpets and let me know if I have to make enough dinner to feed the whole coven."

This is the exact correct attitude IMO.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Oh, Oregon.

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2011/12/portland_police_arrest_man_aft_1.html

QuotePolice arrested a man who allegedly assaulted three people with a blue light saber at a Hayden Island Toys R Us Wednesday night.

A 9-1-1 caller reported the incident about 9:50 p.m. and said the man was inside the store, 1800 Jantzen Beach Center, swinging the "Star Wars" weapon of choice at customers, said Sgt. Pete Simpson, a spokesman for the Portland Police Bureau. While the caller was on the phone, the man then left the store — light saber in hand — and walked out to the parking lot.

Officers tried to arrest the man, but he kept swinging the light saber at them, Simpson said. One tried to use his Taser on the suspect but the device didn't work.

Another officer used his Taser and made contact, but the man knocked one of the wires away with the light saber.

The officers finally arrested the man after grabbing him and pinning him to the ground. The suspect, identified only as a 33-year-old Hillsboro man, was treated by medics at the scene and taken to an area hospital for a mental evaluation. He faces "several criminal charges" after he is evaluated, Simpson said.

None of the victims of the light saber assault needed medical attention, Simpson said.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu

I need to get this paper written between now and tomorrow before I go to the doc.

Have a good day, spags!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 06:56:38 PM
Someone from - or related to - here just prank called me at work.

I'm in the process of finding out who the fuck that was (here, totse, whatever).  When I do, what happens next will not be internet-related.

Holy fuck balls. 

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Suu on December 15, 2011, 07:22:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 07:13:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2011, 07:10:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 06:56:38 PM
Someone from - or related to - here just prank called me at work.

I'm in the process of finding out who the fuck that was (here, totse, whatever).  When I do, what happens next will not be internet-related.

That shit ain't cool.

No, it isn't.  If this winds up causing me any sort of trouble, then things are going to get really fucking ugly.

And I don't mean in internets terms.

How did they even get that number? I mean, I know you have two cells, one for work and one for home, right? I only have one number so it doesn't matter, but...yeah. Still. That means they're diggin' where they shouldn't. Uncool.



The person called through the office using the land line.

I had my friend Brian in TPD run the luds on our phone, and the person who did it is not a PDer.

The person who did it, however, has just had their life turn into a tragic series of misunderstandings, none of which will be documented here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 09:22:13 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 15, 2011, 07:22:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 07:13:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2011, 07:10:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 06:56:38 PM
Someone from - or related to - here just prank called me at work.

I'm in the process of finding out who the fuck that was (here, totse, whatever).  When I do, what happens next will not be internet-related.

That shit ain't cool.

No, it isn't.  If this winds up causing me any sort of trouble, then things are going to get really fucking ugly.

And I don't mean in internets terms.

How did they even get that number? I mean, I know you have two cells, one for work and one for home, right? I only have one number so it doesn't matter, but...yeah. Still. That means they're diggin' where they shouldn't. Uncool.



The person called through the office using the land line.

I had my friend Brian in TPD run the luds on our phone, and the person who did it is not a PDer.

The person who did it, however, has just had their life turn into a tragic series of misunderstandings, none of which will be documented here.
Holy fucking shit.  :sad:

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 15, 2011, 09:25:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 09:22:13 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 15, 2011, 07:22:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 07:13:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2011, 07:10:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 06:56:38 PM
Someone from - or related to - here just prank called me at work.

I'm in the process of finding out who the fuck that was (here, totse, whatever).  When I do, what happens next will not be internet-related.

That shit ain't cool.

No, it isn't.  If this winds up causing me any sort of trouble, then things are going to get really fucking ugly.

And I don't mean in internets terms.

How did they even get that number? I mean, I know you have two cells, one for work and one for home, right? I only have one number so it doesn't matter, but...yeah. Still. That means they're diggin' where they shouldn't. Uncool.



The person called through the office using the land line.

I had my friend Brian in TPD run the luds on our phone, and the person who did it is not a PDer.

The person who did it, however, has just had their life turn into a tragic series of misunderstandings, none of which will be documented here.
Holy fucking shit.  :sad:

Protip:  Do not fuck with Roger's place of work if you live in the same city as him.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 09:22:13 PM
The person called through the office using the land line.


Jesus Christ.  That is an insanely dick move.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 09:26:27 PM
Protip:  Do not fuck with Roger's place of work if you live in the same city as him.


WHOA, THAT WAS STUPID. 

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Science me, babby on December 15, 2011, 09:30:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 09:22:13 PM
The person called through the office using the land line.


Jesus Christ.  That is an insanely dick move.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 09:26:27 PM
Protip:  Do not fuck with Roger's place of work if you live in the same city as him.


WHOA, THAT WAS STUPID. 

Ima be late tonight.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

 :sad: Why must they always step?

Here's hoping this leads to no more trouble for you, TGRR. Cheers.