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LMNO, your opinion on a matter of theology.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 21, 2011, 05:52:18 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Doing a Henry Winkler/Ron Howard/Gabe Kaplan mashup:  Mortal sin or cardinal virtue?
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LMNO

While it is normally considered a grievous affront not to balance out the various universes used in this alchemy, I will note two things:

1) Ron Howard's stint on The Andy Griffith Show is a mitigating factor, and
2) Gabe Kaplan's hair will soothe any astral mishaps that may bubble up from Winkler's dark, dark soul.

That much said, I make my ruling:


MORTAL VIRTUE.