Black Iron Prison Appreciation Thread

[Lenin McCarthy]

Thank you, Jante law and small-town Norway, for teaching me that it's never okay to be different.

Fuck that.

Yeah, that was stupid, and probably not even right.

I meant "fuck Jante Law".

This is where the I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER philosophy really pays off.

This just made me realize one thing: I'm unhealthily conflict-shy. I interpret responses that aren't even criticism as criticism, assume that their criticism is valid and then I retract my statement. I should go trolling somewhere. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Thank you, Jante law and small-town Norway, for teaching me that it's never okay to be different.

Fuck that.

Yeah, that was stupid, and probably not even right.

I meant "fuck Jante Law".

This is where the I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER philosophy really pays off.

This just made me realize one thing: I'm unhealthily conflict-shy. I interpret responses that aren't even criticism as criticism, assume that their criticism is valid and then I retract my statement. I should go trolling somewhere. 

Also, hitting people who deserve it helps some, but can lead to medical problems if you are not good at it or a fast runner.

[Pæs]

It's because Roger is our alpha, durr.

God help us all.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It's because Roger is our alpha, durr.

God help us all.

wat

[Faust]

It's because Roger is our alpha, durr.

God help us all.

thats exactly what a neurotypical omega would say.

[Pæs]

wat

This:

Thank you, Jante law and small-town Norway, for teaching me that it's never okay to be different.

Fuck that.

Yeah, that was stupid, and probably not even right.

isn't Lenin's fault. It clearly happens because you are at the top of our pecking order.

God help us all should be self-explanatory.

[EK WAFFLR]

Thank you, Jante law and small-town Norway, for teaching me that it's never okay to be different.

Fuck that.

Yeah, that was stupid, and probably not even right.

I meant "fuck Jante Law".

This is where the I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER philosophy really pays off.

It's the only thing that works.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Thank you, Jante law and small-town Norway, for teaching me that it's never okay to be different.

Fuck that.

Yeah, that was stupid, and probably not even right.

I meant "fuck Jante Law".

This is where the I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER philosophy really pays off.

It's the only thing that works.

And it's fun for the whole family!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

wat

This:

Thank you, Jante law and small-town Norway, for teaching me that it's never okay to be different.

Fuck that.

Yeah, that was stupid, and probably not even right.

isn't Lenin's fault. It clearly happens because you are at the top of our pecking order.

God help us all should be self-explanatory.

Does this mean I have to pee everywhere anyone else pees?  Because I'm supposed to cut down on coffee.

[Pæs]

wat

This:

Thank you, Jante law and small-town Norway, for teaching me that it's never okay to be different.

Fuck that.

Yeah, that was stupid, and probably not even right.

isn't Lenin's fault. It clearly happens because you are at the top of our pecking order.

God help us all should be self-explanatory.

Does this mean I have to pee everywhere anyone else pees?  Because I'm supposed to cut down on coffee.

Unless you want those rat bastards to think they can just pee anywhere they please.
Got to keep 'em in line.

[Lenin McCarthy]

Thank you, Jante law and small-town Norway, for teaching me that it's never okay to be different.

Fuck that.

Yeah, that was stupid, and probably not even right.

I meant "fuck Jante Law".

This is where the I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER philosophy really pays off.

It's the only thing that works.

I did some hitting of people who deserved it back in 8th-9th grade. It worked, but I should have done a lot more.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Thank you, Jante law and small-town Norway, for teaching me that it's never okay to be different.

Fuck that.

Yeah, that was stupid, and probably not even right.

I meant "fuck Jante Law".

This is where the I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER philosophy really pays off.

It's the only thing that works.

I did some hitting of people who deserved it back in 8th-9th grade. It worked, but I should have done a lot more.

Trouble is, once you start, you can't fucking stop.

[Juana]

Thank you, shitty childhood, for making me unable to deal with interpersonal conflict without shaking and making me have to very, very carefully eye anyone I get involved with.

Thank you, dysfunctional family, for making me passive-aggressive.

(OTOH, thank you maturity for reminding me I'm not a slave to either of these things and that they can be dealt with)

Thank you, Five More Minutes, for every deeply valuable contribution to my life.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Thank you creative block for repeatedly forcing me to stop doing the shit I enjoy

Thank you paranoia and low self esteem for forcing me to constantly persuade myself that it's all in my head and the people I'm with actually like me.

Thank you alcohol for making the persuasion easier while, at the same time, making the people I'm with actually like me less

[BadBeast]

Thank you, Jante law and small-town Norway, for teaching me that it's never okay to be different.

Fuck that.

Yeah, that was stupid, and probably not even right.

I meant "fuck Jante Law".

This is where the I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER philosophy really pays off.

It's the only thing that works.

I did some hitting of people who deserved it back in 8th-9th grade. It worked, but I should have done a lot more.

Trouble is, once you start, you can't fucking stop.

And there comes to us all, an age where beating up on 9th graders looks pretty fucked up!