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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, December 24, 2011, 03:12:16 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

December 24, 2011, 03:12:16 AM
AhHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAGH

How have I not seen this before? HOW?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QoTcoJbhKM&feature=player_embedded

END TIMES.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Phox

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December 24, 2011, 03:13:26 AM Last Edit: December 24, 2011, 03:15:07 AM by Doktor Zero
Quote from: Nigel on December 24, 2011, 03:12:16 AM
AhHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAGH

How have I not seen this before? HOW?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QoTcoJbhKM&feature=player_embedded

END TIMES.
What.

ETA: Also, why did these never catch on? Seems like exactly what America needs, I say.

Dimocritus

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December 24, 2011, 04:01:24 AM
Omg, they have front and back zip-flaps... I was all like:  :x

Then I thought about it, and realized the potential future "Forever Lazy" porn sites. Then I was all like:   :x :1fap:
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Sir Squid Diddimus

#3
December 24, 2011, 05:43:14 AM
This makes me hate America!
:argh!:

Cainad (dec.)

#4
December 24, 2011, 06:57:57 AM
I saw this for the first time ever in a store earlier this evening! :x

Nast

#5
December 24, 2011, 07:05:02 AM
There was once a time when people at least TRIED to maintain an illusion of dignity.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

rong

#6
December 24, 2011, 12:03:31 PM
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Triple Zero

#7
December 24, 2011, 12:43:56 PM
FLEECE PYJAMAS WITH ZIPPERS?!!! HOLY CRAP WHAT'S NEXT, VELCRO SHOES??

Nothing wrong with the product, IMO. It's the commercial that makes it so retarded.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Don Coyote

#8
December 24, 2011, 01:25:52 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 24, 2011, 12:43:56 PM
FLEECE PYJAMAS WITH ZIPPERS?!!! HOLY CRAP WHAT'S NEXT, VELCRO SHOES??

Nothing wrong with the product, IMO. It's the commercial that makes it so retarded.

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VELCRO IS THE ANTI-lace? :?

Triple Zero

#9
December 24, 2011, 01:30:47 PM
I DONT KNOW BUT IM SURE RETARDED HOMESHOPPING COMMERCIALS BEING A SIGN OF THE END TIMES HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE LAW OF FIVES AT ALL
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

EK WAFFLR

#10
December 24, 2011, 01:46:53 PM
These are incredibly popular in norway. People wear them OUTSIDE.  :argh!:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Triple Zero

#11
December 24, 2011, 01:55:54 PM
How do you know, it's dark outside in Norway this time of the year.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Don Coyote

#12
December 24, 2011, 02:03:33 PM
This might explain a few things.

Richter

#13
December 24, 2011, 03:50:10 PM
These give me that feeling like everythng is about to turn dystopian, and I can't put my finger on WHY.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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December 24, 2011, 03:56:36 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 24, 2011, 03:50:10 PM
These give me that feeling like everythng is about to turn dystopian, and I can't put my finger on WHY.

See?

END TIMES!

Also, linked from that commercial was one that I honestly cannot believe I haven't seen before. I need to keep my fingers closer to the terrifying, hilarious pulse of America. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IrlhLF1c3k&feature=related
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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