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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Discordianism is one sentence!

Started by MMMW, September 12, 2011, 10:22:48 PM

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Doktor Howl

#45
September 23, 2011, 02:40:19 PM
We'll teach you what to think for yourself.
Molon Lube

LMNO

#46
September 23, 2011, 02:45:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2011, 02:40:19 PM
We'll teach you what to think for yourself.

:hammer:

themenniss

#47
September 24, 2011, 09:45:41 AM
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KaaosovCyn

#48
November 16, 2011, 11:03:27 AM
there is confusion maybe, I haven't quite... This was as for as I am going to get, so there

Slurrealist

#49
December 18, 2011, 07:33:59 PM
Discordianism: explaining the absurd with the help of the more absurd.
"You're free, and freedom is beautiful. It will take time to restore chaos...but we will..."

Khore

#50
December 20, 2011, 08:20:14 AM Last Edit: December 20, 2011, 08:21:46 AM by Khore
Each understand Discordianism differently.
Discordianism is for people tired of all other religions.

Bu🤠ns

#51
December 24, 2011, 12:11:11 PM
The Popiate of the Asshats.

Slurrealist

#52
December 26, 2011, 07:29:12 PM
In Chaos we trust.
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Pæs

#53
December 27, 2011, 04:28:58 AM
 :kingmeh:

This thread makes me want to chain damsels to railroad tracks.

The Good Reverend Roger

#54
December 27, 2011, 04:29:35 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 27, 2011, 04:28:58 AM
:kingmeh:

This thread makes me want to chain damsels to railroad tracks.

This thread makes me want to sell lengths of chain to you.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#55
December 27, 2011, 04:59:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 04:29:35 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 27, 2011, 04:28:58 AM
:kingmeh:

This thread makes me want to chain damsels to railroad tracks.

This thread makes me want to sell lengths of chain to you.

This thread makes me want to volunteer as a damsel.
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Iron Sulfide

#56
December 27, 2011, 08:46:26 AM
This thread is the perfect first thing to post in after not being here for months.
Ya' stupid Yank.

AFK

#57
December 27, 2011, 01:36:58 PM
It makes luxurious fudge out of the Hodge-Podge. 
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Slurrealist

#58
December 28, 2011, 07:38:10 PM
Discordianism seeks out the convenient bits from  every faith to create a religion that is uniquely American -expensive, promiscuous, and entirely meaningless.
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Golden Applesauce

#59
December 28, 2011, 08:55:44 PM
Quote from: Slurrealist on December 28, 2011, 07:38:10 PM
Discordianism seeks out the convenient bits from  every faith to create a religion that is uniquely American -expensive, promiscuous, and entirely meaningless.

You're thinking of the SubGenii or Scientology.  They're the ones who charge, not us.
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