HAPPY HOLIDAYS! A thread dedicated to wtf chrstmas?

[LMNO]

Blame a trojan horse.  "Mom, I found this.  Be careful, I deleted it, upgraded your virus scanner, andhere's how you look for it.  Oh, Dad, I found this on Mom's machine and killed it, showed her how to watch for it, might want to check YOUR machine."

Oooh.  That's a good one.  "I had this happen to me.  It's really creepy."

[Luna]

Blame a trojan horse.  "Mom, I found this.  Be careful, I deleted it, upgraded your virus scanner, andhere's how you look for it.  Oh, Dad, I found this on Mom's machine and killed it, showed her how to watch for it, might want to check YOUR machine."

Oooh.  That's a good one.  "I had this happen to me.  It's really creepy."

Yep.  Advantages:  Mom knows to watch for it.  Dad knows Mom is now watching for it.  No blame flying around, so, in theory, no shitstorm.  Disadvantage: Dad gets away with dick behavior.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Wow, I have no idea where to start.  Let's begin with I'm pretty sure you all know I'm not a practicing Catholic, nor have I taken my children to the church and they did not have a confirmation.  So when we exchanged gifts with the boy's girlfriends christmas eve no one was more surprised than me when they gave my daughter a rosary.  I don't care, that isn't the thing.  Joy put it on then kind of walked around hunched over.  I asked her what was wrong and she said (my hand to god I about peed myself) she was afraid she would burst into flames if the cross touched her.  Yeah I'm a sick twisted woman, but I did not let her continue to believe that for much longer.......    I did reach out and grab the cross and then threw myself into a conniption as if I were attached to an electric socket.  She did not find it as amusing as I did.

Then that evening I went to a party at the boy's girlfriend's aunt's house.  I felt I took my racial minority as the only caucasion in stride, I just didn't know how to respond to comments such as when I was in between the girl's mom and aunt for a picture and the guy taking the pisture made an oreo cookie comment....  then later another woman thanked our hosts for adding some racial diversity to their guest list, and it was also insinuated (before my partner and I handed them their ass) that white people can't play spades.....  I actually had a great time at the party but I think I made a few other people very uncomfortable  

I guess it should be noted that I seemed to be the only one who found the humor in any of my WTF moments over the holidays. Hey, at least I crack myself up right?

[Suu]

I want to know the parents' face when your daughter actually put ON the rosary, because you're not supposed to wear it around your neck. 

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I want to know the parents' face when your daughter actually put ON the rosary, because you're not supposed to wear it around your neck. 

I didn't even see what it actually was for a while.  Then I had my little playtime at her expense and she hung it on her dresser mirror.

They've become popular as jewelry here, you see people wearing them all the time, god help you if you say something because they get all bent.  I just laugh. 

[Phox]

I want to know the parents' face when your daughter actually put ON the rosary, because you're not supposed to wear it around your neck. 

Rosaries have become popular as jewelry in certain communities, I have noticed this is particularly true of African Americans, at least here.

I want to know the parents' face when your daughter actually put ON the rosary, because you're not supposed to wear it around your neck. 

I didn't even see what it actually was for a while.  Then I had my little playtime at her expense and she hung it on her dresser mirror.

They've become popular as jewelry here, you see people wearing them all the time, god help you if you say something because they get all bent.  I just laugh. 

Yeah that...

Also,  I've heard several people swear up and down that their necklaces were not, in fact, rosaries, because quote: "I'm not Catholic." 

[Suu]

"It's a Y necklace. Remember Y necklaces? Now they're back, in dead Jesus form!"

[Phox]

"It's a Y necklace. Remember Y necklaces? Now they're back, in dead Jesus form!"

Pretty much, yeah.

[Freeky]

...I caught my dad keylogging my mom. Much like in the same way I was keylogged by Herbert.

WHAT DO?

Do I tell her now and allow this shit to explode while I'm here? (Which I don't need or want.)

Do I tell her when I get home, which will allow this shit to explode post-Christmas and probably end up with my father on my couch in Rhode Island?

Do I delete the logs, and pray Dad doesn't go batshit on my mom?

Do I do nothing?

So, this has become a Suu Repository Thread.   

[Suu]

I thought it fit in the WTF holiday theme. Whatever. Silly me.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I thought it fit in the WTF holiday theme. Whatever. Silly me.

I'm backing you up on this.

This is very appropriate within the thread's context.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Just because Suu has talked about her junk messing up in Open Bar does not mean her father's fucked up actions, in real life, within the context of a fucked up Christmas, and any advice we can offer her aren't relevant here.

i posted about my living grandmother's senility. Can't do shit about that. It was funny, in a way that her grandson gives the go ahead, but you can't give any advice. With Suu, you can. And we should. She's our friend.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Oh, also found out that my father was an illegal immigrant AFTER I WAS BORN

Twid,
Anchor Baby.

[Phox]

Oh, also found out that my father was an illegal immigrant AFTER I WAS BORN

Twid,
Anchor Baby.

You're a terror baby. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Oh, also found out that my father was an illegal immigrant AFTER I WAS BORN

Twid,
Anchor Baby.

You're a terror baby. 

Can you car bomb an anchor?