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Finally, a candidate we can all get behind.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 29, 2011, 01:44:50 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

December 29, 2011, 01:44:50 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

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December 29, 2011, 01:49:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2011, 01:44:50 AM


That is a face anyone could trust.  Just look at it!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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December 29, 2011, 03:29:42 AM
I'd vote for it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#3
December 29, 2011, 03:32:06 AM
What is our Future Glorious Leader's campaign platform?

Sir Squid Diddimus

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December 29, 2011, 04:01:57 AM
I'd get behind that with a large black rubber dong and a pony, I tell ya what.
More trustworthy than any republican nominee I've seen as of late.

Count me in, fuckers!

President Television

#5
December 29, 2011, 04:08:17 AM
I, for one, would like to see the candidate's birth certificate.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Slurrealist

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December 29, 2011, 03:39:47 PM
He has both the brains and the looks.
And his grin shows optimism about the future of the nation.
"You're free, and freedom is beautiful. It will take time to restore chaos...but we will..."
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