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Started by EK WAFFLR, December 31, 2011, 01:10:26 AM

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EK WAFFLR

December 31, 2011, 01:10:26 AM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Pæs

#1
December 31, 2011, 01:33:27 AM
You do realise that there are BILLIONS of this woman, right?
All around you. Every day.

EK WAFFLR

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December 31, 2011, 01:36:31 AM

Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 31, 2011, 01:33:27 AM
You do realise that there are BILLIONS of this woman, right?
All around you. Every day.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

But yeah. I do, there just seems to be a tiny percentage fewer over here than in the US of America.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nast

#3
December 31, 2011, 01:53:09 AM
I love the polite yet awkward silence at the end, accompanied by the single person clapping.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
December 31, 2011, 01:57:49 AM
When people say that their dog is smarter than most people, this is what they're talking about.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#5
December 31, 2011, 01:58:15 AM
And this is part of the reason I don't live in CA anymore.

Cuddlefish

#6
December 31, 2011, 01:59:09 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 31, 2011, 01:57:49 AM
When people say that their dog is smarter than most people, this is what they're talking about.

:whack:
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Nast

#7
December 31, 2011, 02:00:57 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 31, 2011, 01:57:49 AM
When people say that their dog is smarter than most people, this is what they're talking about.

Why do you believe in slavery?
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Don Coyote

#8
December 31, 2011, 02:01:52 AM
Quote from: Nast on December 31, 2011, 02:00:57 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 31, 2011, 01:57:49 AM
When people say that their dog is smarter than most people, this is what they're talking about.

Why do you believe in slavery?

More importantly, why does she believe in Made in China?

Cain

#9
December 31, 2011, 02:03:30 AM
FUCK YOU, MY HOUSE-SHOP SPECIALIZES IN MINING METALS AND THE MAKING THINGS.

Pæs

#10
December 31, 2011, 02:15:44 AM
THIS WOMAN FOR MINISTER OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLE TREES.

SHE REMEMBERS THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION (WHICH WAS REALLY GOOD).

SHE KNOWS THAT IF BUSINESSES DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY RENT, OH, HOW THEY WOULD SPENT THAT MONEY ON MAKING THINGS. THEY ARE LIKE EXPERTS OR SOME SHIT.

SHE WILL USHER IN A NEW DAWN. PEOPLE, OUR TIME HAS COME.

IT WILL BE A TIME OF PERFECT PESTICIDES THAT ARE HEALTHY FOR PEOPLE AND PRESERVE THE CROPS.
INSTEAD OF CHEMICALS WE'LL KNIT THE CROPS TINY FRUIT-SHAPED SWEATERS SO THE INSECTS KNOW THAT WE LOVE THE CROPS AND THEY'LL LEAVE THEM ALONE OUT OF CONSIDERATION FOR OUR FEEEEEEELINGS. BECAUSE... WE NEED FOOD... AND STUFF.

THE MACHINE... THE MACHINE CAN MAKE IT FOR US.

Cain

#11
December 31, 2011, 02:21:49 AM
I'm going to make some free food after paying the farmers and for the land so I can sell it.

At my house shop where I make the things.  But not like in a slave way, like in China.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
December 31, 2011, 04:19:41 AM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
December 31, 2011, 04:20:03 AM
I seriously hope that someone has a transcript of that whole thing.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#14
December 31, 2011, 04:49:23 AM
 :lulz:
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