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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 03, 2012, 03:53:10 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

January 03, 2012, 03:53:10 PM
As DECI4 points out, all of you are afraid to say what he says, and it is up to him and him alone to save you all.  As she points out, I am a slavering tyrant of the first water, and in a civilized society, would be taken out behind the porta-potties and shot, for my own good.

I've been telling you Glorious Faggots to kill me since 2002, and he's the FIRST PERSON to ever point out my wicked, authoritarian ways.  The only reason I don't ban him and turn him over to perverts is that I am so terrified by his noble resistance that I have shat right down my pant legs and into my engineer boots.

I now squish when I walk.  It's kinda gross.

I gotta say I was amazed.  In 9 years, NOBODY has ever come after the sinister TGRR, to take him down a peg and show the world that the emperor has no clothes (granted, while naked I look like I'm wearing a mohair suit).  This is truly a new experience, and not something that happens with clock-like regularity every 60 days.

I wonder if the OWS movement terrifies the banksters in a similar way?  It must, because they're as scared as I am. 

That is all.  You may now return to the task of peeling my grapes.

TGRR,
Got telescopic sight flamethrowers on my wrist, you think I give a SHIT?  Your mama is a BITCH!  Next stop is the Sarrlac pit!

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Faust

#1
January 03, 2012, 04:01:08 PM
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS
Sleepless nights at the chateau

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
January 03, 2012, 04:02:02 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 03, 2012, 04:01:08 PM
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS

SICK SEMPER TYRANNIS.

:whack:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Faust

#3
January 03, 2012, 04:05:02 PM
That's odd, this blunderbus should have put an end to your reign of terror, maybe there's something stuck in it I'll just ch
Sleepless nights at the chateau

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
January 03, 2012, 04:10:38 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 03, 2012, 04:05:02 PM
That's odd, this blunderbus should have put an end to your reign of terror, maybe there's something stuck in it I'll just ch

And THAT, kiddies, is why it's okay to let Irishmen play with firearms.  The only people they've managed to assassinate is Lord Mountbatten (no big loss), each other, and their individual selves.  (The last King of Ireland actually punched himself to death in a drunken fury.)

We here at the Empirial Administration spend quite a bit of money recruiting Irishmen for the resistance.  So far, the resistance has been markedly ungrateful for our efforts. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#5
January 03, 2012, 04:13:42 PM
I for one am looking forward to DECI4's overthrow of our tyrannical adimn team.

In the future, we could imbed youtube videos, spew racist, homophobic, and misogynistic shit without fear of reprisal, and ban everyone who doesn't agree with us!  It would be a uto :vom:

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
January 03, 2012, 04:16:03 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on January 03, 2012, 04:13:42 PM
I for one am looking forward to DECI4's overthrow of our tyrannical adimn team.

In the future, we could imbed youtube videos, spew racist, homophobic, and misogynistic shit without fear of reprisal, and ban everyone who doesn't agree with us!  It would be a uto :vom:

Only at PD could the Evil Empire be the good guys.  :crankey:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#7
January 03, 2012, 04:18:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2012, 04:16:03 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on January 03, 2012, 04:13:42 PM
I for one am looking forward to DECI4's overthrow of our tyrannical adimn team.

In the future, we could imbed youtube videos, spew racist, homophobic, and misogynistic shit without fear of reprisal, and ban everyone who doesn't agree with us!  It would be a uto :vom:

Only at PD could the Evil Empire be the good guys.  :crankey:

Shit fuck damn. :(

Phox

#8
January 03, 2012, 04:45:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2012, 03:53:10 PM
As DECI4 points out, all of you are afraid to say what he says, and it is up to him and him alone to save you all.  As she points out, I am a slavering tyrant of the first water, and in a civilized society, would be taken out behind the porta-potties and shot, for my own good.

I've been telling you Glorious Faggots to kill me since 2002, and he's the FIRST PERSON to ever point out my wicked, authoritarian ways.  The only reason I don't ban him and turn him over to perverts is that I am so terrified by his noble resistance that I have shat right down my pant legs and into my engineer boots.

I now squish when I walk.  It's kinda gross.

I gotta say I was amazed.  In 9 years, NOBODY has ever come after the sinister TGRR, to take him down a peg and show the world that the emperor has no clothes (granted, while naked I look like I'm wearing a mohair suit).  This is truly a new experience, and not something that happens with clock-like regularity every 60 days.

I wonder if the OWS movement terrifies the banksters in a similar way?  It must, because they're as scared as I am. 

That is all.  You may now return to the task of peeling my grapes.

TGRR,
Got telescopic sight flamethrowers on my wrist, you think I give a SHIT?  Your mama is a BITCH!  Next stop is the Sarrlac pit!


I, for one, will use this new found lapse in Roger's terrifying demeanor to abuse my position as Imperial Guard Captain to organize a coup. Showing signs of weakness, and all that. You understand, Roger.

You think Caligula had it coming? Well, if we are going to compare crimes against humanity, then it's no contest. Batshit insanity, needless brutality, incestuous pedophilia, and blasphemy of the highest order are admirable qualities in a tyrant when compared to Roger! 

Roger is the anti-thesis of all that is good and right! His misdeeds are so many that merely to recount them would take another decade! But I shall remind you of his most heinous deeds in recent months.

We all remember the day in which he exposed us to the putrescent and vile evil that was Happy Days. Or worse. Gilligan's Island. Not only this, friends, but he took from us not one, but TWO of the greatest freedom fighters of our day, Doktor Howl and Susan. Those brave, brave souls, snuffed out like a thousand candles.

Let us not forget his insidious and unwarranted attack upon the quaint, folksy ways of our Belgian friends. It's not their fault that they are backwards, cheese-stealing,wine-swilling, godless, immoral, backwards, porn-peddling, Europeans degenerates! No, friends, they are merely a product... a product of Roger's imagination! That is correct, womenfolk! This madman, this tyrant, invented the Belgian lifestyle. As a testament to his twisted genius and malevolence, they retroactively came into being, leading us all to believe they existed all along. We must now suffer through their horrible antics, and they must suffer through their tragic, pointless existence because of this monster!

Moreover, the sheer obscenity that is made manifest by Roger's hair alone should be purged with the cleansing flame of retribution at once. However, we are so slow to take up arms against him because it is we... we who made him thus! That is right, good people! We created this monster through our inactions. Through our pride, and our cowardice. Through our complicity!

It would be the work of a Messiah to say that she who is without sin shall cast the first stone... and verily, we are all guilty. Yet we are bereft of our dear sweet Payne because of this man that tands before us! Payne, who was said to walk through the tunnels and fear no Nessies, Payne, who spake nothing but HolinessTM... beaten, shackled, and drowned again again and again, betrayed by the Good Reverend. Roger Iscariot! And I should know, I carried out the order personally.

But fear not, friends. For we still have the aid of LMNO and his Bother Boys... Wait, we don't! And it is again through Roger's machinations. You see, Roger knew that LMNO couldn't resist the temptation to attend the single most perverted, weird, and grotesque ritual known to humankind... That's right. Roger gave LMNO tickets to Hairspray. What's worse... when LMNO returns... HE WILL SUBJECT EACH OF US TO THE ABOMINATIONS HE WITNESSED.... through interpretive dance. Now you see what we stand to lose if Roger goes unchallenged. The fleeting remnants of our sanity!

That is why we must make our stand now. Surely that loyalist Cramulus will attempt to stop us with his incredible prowess in the arts of L.A.R.P. and his moustache magic, but we must not fear him! And Roger's influence among the upside downers is without question, but surely we can convince them to defect to our cause! They are, after all, simple creatures, only concerned with dingos and Vegemite. And the forces of the Principality and Florida will surely come to our ahead against the Tucsonian Menace!

So rise up, my people! Fight the totalitarian communist fascist Roger and all his minions! Together, we can finally bring an end to his hideous reign!

Incidentally, I happen to be suffering from a bit of head cold and will be unable to join you in the frontlines. However, my trusted lieutenant Coyote will bravely lead the charge! Now go out there and make me not have to pretend this was all just a ruse to align Roger's enemies in one place!

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
January 03, 2012, 04:54:29 PM
Quote from: Some Roman Spag, Circa 50BCEWhen, O Tigger, do you mean to cease abusing our patience? How long is that madness of yours still to mock us? When is there to be an end of that unbridled audacity of yours, swaggering about as it does now? Do not the night guards placed on Apple Talk -- do not the watches posted throughout the forum—does not the alarm of the members, and the union of all good spags -- does not the precaution taken of assembling the board in this most defensible place -- do not the looks and countenances of this venerable body here present, have any effect upon you? Do you not feel that your plans are detected? Do you not see that your conspiracy is already arrested and rendered powerless by the knowledge which every one here possesses of it? What is there that you did last night, what the night before -- where is it that you were -- who was there that you summoned to meet you -- what design was there which was adopted by you, with which you think that any one of us is unacquainted?

There was more, but the speaker mysteriously had his hands and head nailed to Principia Discussion.  We believe it was suicide, as he was clearly mad.


" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#10
January 03, 2012, 05:37:27 PM
We stand at a truly pivotal point in history, friends. Never before has the judgment or righteousness of our Feared Leader been called into question.

Always have we been cowed, never speaking up for our god-given rights or daring to raise issue with the Awful One.

And lo! the balance has been upset, yet what do you see? No cats and dogs fucking the street, no sudden influx of commies into our homes and schools. Truly, we have been living a lie.


Rise up, my friends! Let us stride boldly into this new, hairy future, free of the Horrible Cunt's relentless persecution.

Nephew Twiddleton

#11
January 03, 2012, 06:11:10 PM
Can we find the hollywood hack behind all of this? Because ive seen this fucking movie a million times before. Some shithead comes in acts like an asshole and fag this and u suck that, pisses everyone off, and somehow it turns out that roger was behind it the whole time. Roger you need a new agent. Because apparently hes letting you get typecast for shitty worn out scripts.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
January 03, 2012, 06:13:17 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 03, 2012, 05:37:27 PM
We stand at a truly pivotal point in history, friends. Never before has the judgment or righteousness of our Feared Leader been called into question.

Always have we been cowed, never speaking up for our god-given rights or daring to raise issue with the Awful One.

And lo! the balance has been upset, yet what do you see? No cats and dogs fucking the street, no sudden influx of commies into our homes and schools. Truly, we have been living a lie.


Rise up, my friends! Let us stride boldly into this new, hairy future, free of the Horrible Cunt's relentless persecution.

Fools!  Go ahead!  Overthrow me!  I shall, like Emperor Dom Pedro II, retire to a life of contemplation (Since none of you bastards will kill me).  YOU will be left with the awful shit that presently finds its way into my PM box, and be damned to you!  I will not expect, nor would I listen, to hear whiny fucking questions about how do deal with complaints about why we don't have a Brony subforum, or why <recipient> is ROONING DISCORDIA FOREVER, or why are we all a bunch of "nigger lovers"...Or how you were MEANT FOR THEM, and IF THEY CAN'T HAVE YOU, NOBODY WILL!1

Go ahead.  Do it.  I can use the rest, and apparently, you all can use the grief...Seeing as how you all have so much spare time from NOT EVER POSTING.  HA!  HAHA!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!




1 Seriously, you guys have NO idea of the shit that dribbles into my inbox.  No shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
January 03, 2012, 06:14:46 PM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on January 03, 2012, 06:11:10 PM
Can we find the hollywood hack behind all of this? Because ive seen this fucking movie a million times before. Some shithead comes in acts like an asshole and fag this and u suck that, pisses everyone off, and somehow it turns out that roger was behind it the whole time. Roger you need a new agent. Because apparently hes letting you get typecast for shitty worn out scripts.

Well, I AM the villain.

It's just that with the untimely death of Young Doc Semaj, there's no balance, and you get this shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
January 03, 2012, 06:35:39 PM
Well, board's dead.  <--- I no longer have Open Bar to whine in, so I just hit a random thread.

I guess I'll try back later.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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