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[NSFW] ROGER TOPLESS. NOT A TEASE THIS TIME.

Started by Pæs, January 04, 2012, 04:56:33 AM

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Pæs

January 04, 2012, 04:56:33 AM

Nast

#1
January 04, 2012, 06:27:17 AM
In certain backwards tribes*, Roger is worshiped as a fertility icon.








*Canada
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

East Coast Hustle

#3
January 04, 2012, 03:38:09 PM
And then Paes ruined boobs for ECH forever. :(
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

EK WAFFLR

#4
January 04, 2012, 03:39:25 PM
 :fap:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Cramulus

#5
January 04, 2012, 03:46:53 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: not even my final form  :lulz: :lulz:


oh god, we're going to need an entire party to kill him

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
January 04, 2012, 04:03:02 PM
Cannot see from work.

:sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#7
January 04, 2012, 04:12:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 04:03:02 PM
Cannot see from work.

:sad:

Here, I converted it to ASCII for you

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Isn't that hilarious??

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
January 04, 2012, 04:12:46 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 04, 2012, 04:12:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 04:03:02 PM
Cannot see from work.

:sad:

Here, I converted it to ASCII for you

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Isn't that hilarious??

Am I hot?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#9
January 04, 2012, 04:13:40 PM
yeah, I want to bang your 30 tits

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
January 04, 2012, 04:15:02 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 04, 2012, 04:13:40 PM
yeah, I want to bang your 30 tits

Okay, but it's gonna cost you plenty.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
January 04, 2012, 04:21:40 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
January 04, 2012, 07:45:12 PM
Quote from: Doktora Phoxica Junia Decia Bruta on January 04, 2012, 07:43:12 PM
:fap:

AH CAIN'T SEE THE PIC!

DO I HAVE BODACIOUS TATAS OR NOT?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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