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My Dear Doktor Phox: You Should Be Run Out of Town on a Rail.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 05, 2012, 04:43:01 PM

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#15
January 05, 2012, 06:45:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2012, 06:42:17 PM
Quote from: Doktora Phoxica Junia Decia Bruta on January 05, 2012, 06:40:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2012, 06:39:28 PM
People from Boston are deathly allergic to redneck-ass po'bucker flyover country.

It's why he won't come visit us in Tucson.
That explains a lot.  :lol:

I met LMNO at a bar in Boston.  Bars in Boston make you want to relax and have a drink.

Bars in Tucson make you tense up and NEED a drink.  If only to cover the smell.
Wait... you mean there are other kinds of bars?  :?

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
January 05, 2012, 06:46:38 PM
Quote from: Doktora Phoxica Junia Decia Bruta on January 05, 2012, 06:45:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2012, 06:42:17 PM
Quote from: Doktora Phoxica Junia Decia Bruta on January 05, 2012, 06:40:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2012, 06:39:28 PM
People from Boston are deathly allergic to redneck-ass po'bucker flyover country.

It's why he won't come visit us in Tucson.
That explains a lot.  :lol:

I met LMNO at a bar in Boston.  Bars in Boston make you want to relax and have a drink.

Bars in Tucson make you tense up and NEED a drink.  If only to cover the smell.
Wait... you mean there are other kinds of bars?  :?

Yeah.  I didn't even stick to the chair.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#17
January 05, 2012, 06:47:55 PM
I simply fear that That Which Dwells Beneath Tucson will somehow be able to smell the scent to the Lovcraftian Terrors which lurk beneath Back Bay , and roam the MBTA for victims.  And then there will be a death match somewhere in Pennsylvania.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
January 05, 2012, 06:49:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 05, 2012, 06:47:55 PM
I simply fear that That Which Dwells Beneath Tucson will somehow be able to smell the scent to the Lovcraftian Terrors which lurk beneath Back Bay , and roam the MBTA for victims.  And then there will be a death match somewhere in Pennsylvania.

Tucson doesn't operate that way.  It lets everybody IN, no matter what.  Even people with the stench of Scolley Square on them.

IN, no problem.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox

#19
January 05, 2012, 06:51:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2012, 06:46:38 PM
Quote from: Doktora Phoxica Junia Decia Bruta on January 05, 2012, 06:45:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2012, 06:42:17 PM
Quote from: Doktora Phoxica Junia Decia Bruta on January 05, 2012, 06:40:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2012, 06:39:28 PM
People from Boston are deathly allergic to redneck-ass po'bucker flyover country.

It's why he won't come visit us in Tucson.
That explains a lot.  :lol:

I met LMNO at a bar in Boston.  Bars in Boston make you want to relax and have a drink.

Bars in Tucson make you tense up and NEED a drink.  If only to cover the smell.
Wait... you mean there are other kinds of bars?  :?

Yeah.  I didn't even stick to the chair.
Well, ya learn something new everyday, I guess.  :lol:

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
January 05, 2012, 06:51:50 PM
Quote from: Doktora Phoxica Junia Decia Bruta on January 05, 2012, 06:51:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2012, 06:46:38 PM
Quote from: Doktora Phoxica Junia Decia Bruta on January 05, 2012, 06:45:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2012, 06:42:17 PM
Quote from: Doktora Phoxica Junia Decia Bruta on January 05, 2012, 06:40:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2012, 06:39:28 PM
People from Boston are deathly allergic to redneck-ass po'bucker flyover country.

It's why he won't come visit us in Tucson.
That explains a lot.  :lol:

I met LMNO at a bar in Boston.  Bars in Boston make you want to relax and have a drink.

Bars in Tucson make you tense up and NEED a drink.  If only to cover the smell.
Wait... you mean there are other kinds of bars?  :?

Yeah.  I didn't even stick to the chair.
Well, ya learn something new everyday, I guess.  :lol:

I thought I was in a library1.




1  A place where, apparently, they store books for READING, rather than burning.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox

#21
January 05, 2012, 06:56:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2012, 06:51:50 PM
Quote from: Doktora Phoxica Junia Decia Bruta on January 05, 2012, 06:51:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2012, 06:46:38 PM
Quote from: Doktora Phoxica Junia Decia Bruta on January 05, 2012, 06:45:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2012, 06:42:17 PM
Quote from: Doktora Phoxica Junia Decia Bruta on January 05, 2012, 06:40:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2012, 06:39:28 PM
People from Boston are deathly allergic to redneck-ass po'bucker flyover country.

It's why he won't come visit us in Tucson.
That explains a lot.  :lol:

I met LMNO at a bar in Boston.  Bars in Boston make you want to relax and have a drink.

Bars in Tucson make you tense up and NEED a drink.  If only to cover the smell.
Wait... you mean there are other kinds of bars?  :?

Yeah.  I didn't even stick to the chair.
Well, ya learn something new everyday, I guess.  :lol:

I thought I was in a library1.




1  A place where, apparently, they store books for READING, rather than burning.
Oh, c'mon now, Roger. That's just preposterous. There is no way in a hell a place like could actually exist.  :lol:

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
January 05, 2012, 06:59:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phoxero on January 05, 2012, 06:56:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2012, 06:51:50 PM
Quote from: Doktora Phoxica Junia Decia Bruta on January 05, 2012, 06:51:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2012, 06:46:38 PM
Quote from: Doktora Phoxica Junia Decia Bruta on January 05, 2012, 06:45:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2012, 06:42:17 PM
Quote from: Doktora Phoxica Junia Decia Bruta on January 05, 2012, 06:40:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2012, 06:39:28 PM
People from Boston are deathly allergic to redneck-ass po'bucker flyover country.

It's why he won't come visit us in Tucson.
That explains a lot.  :lol:

I met LMNO at a bar in Boston.  Bars in Boston make you want to relax and have a drink.

Bars in Tucson make you tense up and NEED a drink.  If only to cover the smell.
Wait... you mean there are other kinds of bars?  :?

Yeah.  I didn't even stick to the chair.
Well, ya learn something new everyday, I guess.  :lol:

I thought I was in a library1.




1  A place where, apparently, they store books for READING, rather than burning.
Oh, c'mon now, Roger. That's just preposterous. There is no way in a hell a place like could actually exist.  :lol:

It's like an alternate Earth or something.  But I swear I saw it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox

#23
January 05, 2012, 07:01:44 PM
This fantastical place called "Boston" must be truly wondrous indeed, then.

LMNO

#24
January 05, 2012, 07:06:03 PM
On the other hand, it's the nesting place of Red Sox Nation.

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
January 05, 2012, 07:10:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 05, 2012, 07:06:03 PM
On the other hand, it's the nesting place of Red Sox Nation.

Tucson has no sports team, outside of the university.

I'd rather deal with sports fans and live in a city where people walk around and DO shit, know what I mean?  Boston is alive in a way that Chicago isn't, and Chicago makes Tucson look like a big smelly morgue.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
January 05, 2012, 07:17:32 PM
It occurs to me that the further West you go in America, the more fucked up everything is.

Florida is merely an outlier.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox

#27
January 05, 2012, 07:23:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2012, 07:17:32 PM
It occurs to me that the further West you go in America, the more fucked up everything is.

Florida is merely an outlier.
I believe this stands to reason. After all, the thirteen original states had to push all their undesirables somewhere. When Florida got full, it was West. But as time went by, PropersTM became the object of envy for the Pariah. And the Pariah found that they wished to live like the PropersTM. And the best way to do that? Cast off the Untouchables and the dregs into the further West.

This, of course, explains California.

LMNO

#28
January 05, 2012, 07:24:52 PM
Specifically, Venice Beach.

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
January 05, 2012, 07:27:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 05, 2012, 07:24:52 PM
Specifically, Venice Beach.

They've got that Jimmy Hendrix dude on Roller Skates there.  There must be some kind of filter that only lets the STRANGE weird shit through, because I didn't see the AWFUL that I saw in Corona.  Just weird shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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