hello

[hirley0]

:28 "ng here, anyway, .hu  (maybe}
:24 Posts:     18 (18 per day) )Hmm}?
:22 Date Registered:    Yesterday(1/5}? at 04:39:02 AM {hmm}?
1:20 AM psT how come the clock is ? 8 hours fast ? gMT ?/?
yeah? /-/i, is there a fish near?
reaLLLy ni i get a strange feeling about this HERE
i'LL try to distance myself modify  L8R

The thing is, I really do like writing like that... but I figure I'll try to be curteous and write my response in txt and before I copy it over to the PD forum I correct the capitalisation and the punctuation - which, I suppose, is a technological solution to a social problem.

We once had a poster here who decjded jt would be a great mjndfuck jf she replaced all jnstances of the letter i wjth the letter j. Maybe we're jdjots for bejng jmpatjent wjth her, but maybe she should have put some effort jnto bejng understood, you djg?

Nobody cares jf you mjsspell some stuff or mjss caps now and then. But dojng jt jntentjonally js kjnd of ljke postjng jn ljght yellow, or some jllegjble font.

It's also manufactured weird, which is inferior to the regular kind that mom used to make.

Yeah, it falls pretty squarely into the "trying too hard" category of outlandishness. Also the "look at meeeeee" category.

Hirley, the timestamp got reset when Faust implemented the forum upgrade. You can reset it in your profile (if that's what you are getting at, I still have trouble parsing exactly what you say sometimes, dude.) 

Oh Ok when was that maybe i missed it?
its hard for me to comprehend that i
actually read 60 posts in an hour
i do wish Hello 1 well if Hu is correct /-/
forgot to add the ORange color Sorry 2:02

[Phox]

:28 "ng here, anyway, .hu  (maybe}
:24 Posts:     18 (18 per day) )Hmm}?
:22 Date Registered:    Yesterday(1/5}? at 04:39:02 AM {hmm}?
1:20 AM psT how come the clock is ? 8 hours fast ? gMT ?/?
yeah? /-/i, is there a fish near?
reaLLLy ni i get a strange feeling about this HERE
i'LL try to distance myself modify  L8R

The thing is, I really do like writing like that... but I figure I'll try to be curteous and write my response in txt and before I copy it over to the PD forum I correct the capitalisation and the punctuation - which, I suppose, is a technological solution to a social problem.

We once had a poster here who decjded jt would be a great mjndfuck jf she replaced all jnstances of the letter i wjth the letter j. Maybe we're jdjots for bejng jmpatjent wjth her, but maybe she should have put some effort jnto bejng understood, you djg?

Nobody cares jf you mjsspell some stuff or mjss caps now and then. But dojng jt jntentjonally js kjnd of ljke postjng jn ljght yellow, or some jllegjble font.

It's also manufactured weird, which is inferior to the regular kind that mom used to make.

Yeah, it falls pretty squarely into the "trying too hard" category of outlandishness. Also the "look at meeeeee" category.

Hirley, the timestamp got reset when Faust implemented the forum upgrade. You can reset it in your profile (if that's what you are getting at, I still have trouble parsing exactly what you say sometimes, dude.) 

Oh Ok when was that maybe i missed it?
its hard for me to comprehend that i
actually read 60 posts in an hour
i do wish Hello 1 well if Hu is correct /-/

The upgrade happened just a couple days ago, so you didn't miss it by much.

[Cain]

Hello, I am an angry teenager.  I will defy your otherwise sensible social customs and mores because you're not the boss of me.  Look how radical a stance I am taking.  Dontcha wish your girlfriend was noncomformist like me (dontcha).

[Phox]

Hello, I am an angry teenager.  I will defy your otherwise sensible social customs and mores because you're not the boss of me.  Look how radical a stance I am taking.  Dontcha wish your girlfriend was noncomformist like me (dontcha).

I totally do, Cain. ... hey, here's a crazy idea. How's about you be my girlfriend? Then it's win-freakin'-win!

[P3nT4gR4m]

Also, also, also: be glad that your cute bear ain't a panda. We don't take kindly to panda bears 'round these parts.

my cute bear takes about 0.7 seconds to punch a 200 kilo seal clear out of freezing water

Polar bears are still cute. I know. I've cuddled one.

Leaving the poor animal unconscious, bleeding from every orifice and feeling filthy, traumatised and mistrustful of people with beards does not fall under the umbrella of "cuddling" where I'm from 

[EK WAFFLR]

Also, also, also: be glad that your cute bear ain't a panda. We don't take kindly to panda bears 'round these parts.

my cute bear takes about 0.7 seconds to punch a 200 kilo seal clear out of freezing water

Polar bears are still cute. I know. I've cuddled one.

Leaving the poor animal unconscious, bleeding from every orifice and feeling filthy, traumatised and mistrustful of people with beards does not fall under the umbrella of "cuddling" where I'm from 

You're from the wrong place then. 

[AFK]

The thing is, I really do like writing like that... but I figure I'll try to be curteous and write my response in txt and before I copy it over to the PD forum I correct the capitalisation and the punctuation - which, I suppose, is a technological solution to a social problem.

We once had a poster here who decjded jt would be a great mjndfuck jf she replaced all jnstances of the letter i wjth the letter j. Maybe we're jdjots for bejng jmpatjent wjth her, but maybe she should have put some effort jnto bejng understood, you djg?

Nobody cares jf you mjsspell some stuff or mjss caps now and then. But dojng jt jntentjonally js kjnd of ljke postjng jn ljght yellow, or some jllegjble font.

It's also manufactured weird, which is inferior to the regular kind that mom used to make.

Yeah, it falls pretty squarely into the "trying too hard" category of outlandishness. Also the "look at meeeeee" category.

the very fact that several of you jump so readily on such a trifle makes me suspect that you are often bored here and are not getting the standard of conversation you had been hoping for... and there's naive me, thinking a forum populated by discordians would fare better than... whatever

Don't mind it, the board needs to feast every once in awhile.  Might want to get some boots and a helmet though. 

[LMNO]

You know, this whole thread could very well be an object lesson regarding holist's style.  He was told, flat out, in several different ways, that the deliberate non-use of standard written language would cause people to focus on how he was writing, rather than what he was writing; and furthermore, that the reaction would be largely hostile.  Five pages later, we see that result manifesting itself.

As a socioLOLgical experiment it doesn't work, because we are fully aware of this behavior, as we told you right up front.  No major discovery there.  As a troll, it's weak because this board is insanely easy to troll; mainly because we seem to enjoy it.

So the next step in the process is to ask holist if he does indeed subscribe to the tenets of homeopathy.

Which brings me to my next question: Holist, do you subscribe to the tenets of homeopathy?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also, also, also: be glad that your cute bear ain't a panda. We don't take kindly to panda bears 'round these parts.

my cute bear takes about 0.7 seconds to punch a 200 kilo seal clear out of freezing water

Polar bears are still cute. I know. I've cuddled one.

Norway's national pass time. When people named Heidi are not available and you're out of churches and gasoline, at least.

[AFK]

Snuggling polar bears is very metal!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

the very fact that several of you jump so readily on such a trifle makes me suspect that you are often bored here and are not getting the standard of conversation you had been hoping for... and there's naive me, thinking a forum populated by discordians would fare better than... whatever

We've been doing Discordianism wrong for YEARS.  Thank God you came along.

and anyways, it is not meant to be weird or outlandish, and neither is it particularly novel... entire novels have been written without capitals, several decades ago, even... so fuck curtesy

Okay, but remember...You said it.

[Cramulus]

Hi Holist! You've been getting a lot of advice in this thread, may I be so crass as to add one more piece to the pile? Abandon this thread! We do like talking about other things, believe me. 

[AFK]

I think we've all felt a mild sense of shame at one point or another.  It is fairly unavoidable.  Just remember to delete the pictures. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

three: i do want to see how this capitalisation-punctuation thing pans out

sorry

Well, you've come to the right place.  We've been smashing peoples' gonads over spelling, punctuation, and grammar for longer than any of our competitors, and at a lower price.  Our field technicians, Mr Scratch and Mr Chop, have never failed to deliver the kind of high-quality beat-downs that you, the consumer, demand.  Don't delay!  The longer you leave your testicles intact, the greater the risk of expensive replacements being necessary.  Call us today!

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[Nephew Twiddleton]

I love it that hirley posted itt