We're All Out of Hand Grenades, But Hate Is Half Price All Week

[Freeky]

I have to say.

I really like school so far, but  listening to my fellow students SAY THINGS is maddening. Hell would be being stuck for all eternity in a sociology classroom.

Yes, that is the drawback, is there are people who say things that get right up on my nerves.  All of them, including the last one.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I dealt with, and just let slide, a lot. Until one classmate said something so retarded it made my head hurt. So much that i can't remember what the comment was only that it had to do with the justice system and my brain suddenly broke and - started going no no no No No NO!!! Youre dead wrong!

Mind you this was in a writing class in response to someone twice my age at the time. Not a history and government class.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also that brain break was verbal and went from quiet to loud. I made a pretty good rebuttal. Damned if i can remember it though.

[Ari]

Here's the deal.

I'll leave, but I don't want to go with the rest of them.

I second that.

Not proposing to go with you either.

Please don't get me wrong - from what i gathered over the years you'll be better company than most folks - but it's just too risky starting a space odyssey with someone you don't really know at all.

Unless you plan to assemble a gang of weird space pirates so we can prey on the rest of the lot that leaves orbit. We could leave a few days early and catch them unawares.
Count me in on that.

[Faust]

We tried to leave, honestly we did. We got out through the atmosphere and there was an armada waiting for us, The first explorer, now known as Empress Laika and her space monkeys gave us a cold and clear warning that should humanity ever try to follow in their footsteps we would be obliterated, and that if we couldn't be trusted to take care of a single world with out turning it into a toxic sump we were hardly going to be allowed near anything else.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

We tried to leave, honestly we did. We got out through the atmosphere and there was an armada waiting for us, The first explorer, now known as Empress Laika and her space monkeys gave us a cold and clear warning that should humanity ever try to follow in their footsteps we would be obliterated, and that if we couldn't be trusted to take care of a single world with out turning it into a toxic sump we were hardly going to be allowed near anything else.

I fail to see how this is my problem.

[Luna]

Have you considered the possible consequences of removing certain individuals from Providence?  There's the fact that Cthulu is kept asleep beneath the waves by the pure force of Richter's awesome...  Send him offplanet, and it could end up all epic hentai down here.

Also, there's that the Nature likes making us miserable.  If we aren't here, it WILL find you.  (I blame this past year's Tuscon flood on that most of us became resigned to the weather, and it withdrew to piss on Tuscon while it considered strategy for this year.)

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Have you considered the possible consequences of removing certain individuals from Providence?  There's the fact that Cthulu is kept asleep beneath the waves by the pure force of Richter's awesome...  Send him offplanet, and it could end up all epic hentai down here.

Also, there's that the Nature likes making us miserable.  If we aren't here, it WILL find you.  (I blame this past year's Tuscon flood on that most of us became resigned to the weather, and it withdrew to piss on Tuscon while it considered strategy for this year.)

I'm okay with all of this.  But Richter can go last, mostly because I want to see him to his drill sergeant bit on the other deportees.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also that brain break was verbal and went from quiet to loud. I made a pretty good rebuttal. Damned if i can remember it though.

I nearly shit bricks yesterday when some ditzy girl was talking about how Native Americans don't farm the land anymore and you don't see farms, just grocery stores on reservations because "they've learned to be lazy and dependent on stuff we give them".

[Triple Zero]

Also that brain break was verbal and went from quiet to loud. I made a pretty good rebuttal. Damned if i can remember it though.

I nearly shit bricks yesterday when some ditzy girl was talking about how Native Americans don't farm the land anymore and you don't see farms, just grocery stores on reservations because "they've learned to be lazy and dependent on stuff we give them".

But Nigel, they don't even wear feathers anymore.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Also that brain break was verbal and went from quiet to loud. I made a pretty good rebuttal. Damned if i can remember it though.

I nearly shit bricks yesterday when some ditzy girl was talking about how Native Americans don't farm the land anymore and you don't see farms, just grocery stores on reservations because "they've learned to be lazy and dependent on stuff we give them".

Wooooooow. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I had a little something to say about it.   

[Don Coyote]

I had a little something to say about it.   

WHY ARE YOU LEAVING US HANGING???????

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I had a little something to say about it.   

WHY ARE YOU LEAVING US HANGING???????

I can't remember what I said because everything went red and there was this rushing sound and then a stunned silence, and then the teacher said "wow" and somebody clapped.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I had a little something to say about it.   

WHY ARE YOU LEAVING US HANGING???????

I can't remember what I said because everything went red and there was this rushing sound and then a stunned silence, and then the teacher said "wow" and somebody clapped.

Ain't that weird how that happens? You can almost hear the click. And then you're just... something else. A force, a machine, a god, a something. Sometimes you're just confronted with too much stupid and something else takes over, and then you come back, and you're not quite sure what just happened.