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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 21, 2012, 10:53:08 PM

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January 21, 2012, 10:53:08 PM
These are some of the best ones I've ever seen: http://optillusions.tumblr.com/
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

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January 21, 2012, 10:59:09 PM
Turns out my color vision is borked.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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January 21, 2012, 11:00:00 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on January 21, 2012, 10:59:09 PM
Turns out my color vision is borked.

:lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

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January 21, 2012, 11:05:59 PM


ITS TOTALLY A DUCK!!
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January 21, 2012, 11:08:32 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on January 21, 2012, 10:59:09 PM
Turns out my color vision is borked.
Mine too, apparently.

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January 21, 2012, 11:15:23 PM
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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January 21, 2012, 11:15:33 PM
I think this one might be my favorite:


QuoteYour mind subconsciously interprets this line drawing of an impossible cube as a three-dimensional object, even though it is not actually possible for such an object to exist.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

East Coast Hustle

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January 22, 2012, 05:32:02 AM
It might just be that I've been drinking since 2pm, but I don't understand why that's an impossible cube?
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January 22, 2012, 05:37:40 AM

Can you see the number 82?

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January 22, 2012, 06:56:45 AM
Formerly something else...

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January 22, 2012, 07:56:11 AM
 :lol:

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January 22, 2012, 10:03:13 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on January 22, 2012, 05:32:02 AM
It might just be that I've been drinking since 2pm, but I don't understand why that's an impossible cube?
The sides are different lenghts.
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January 22, 2012, 10:10:09 AM
Gravity doesn't work that way!
Formerly something else...

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January 22, 2012, 10:42:01 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on January 22, 2012, 05:32:02 AM
It might just be that I've been drinking since 2pm, but I don't understand why that's an impossible cube?

It's totally a possible cube. All of the captions for these "optical illusions" are wrong on purpose.
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