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HORRORS! THRILLS! YOU'LL BE ON THE EDGE OF YOUR FOOKIN' SEAT!

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 27, 2012, 01:48:42 AM

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Phox

#15
January 27, 2012, 06:08:30 PM
OH MAH GAWD! This can only end well.  :lulz:

P3nT4gR4m

#16
January 27, 2012, 06:13:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on January 27, 2012, 06:08:30 PM
OH MAH GAWD! This can only end well.  :lulz:

He's drawn a cartoon of our holy prophet. The only course of action left to the Holy Scottish Empire will be to declare a fatwa upon him. Fortunately for Roger a Scottish fatwa generally consists of everybody bitching and whining about him whilst consuming copious quantities of cheap alcohol until everyone falls down. Come tomorrow afternoon no one will remember what the fuck happened.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Luna

#17
January 27, 2012, 06:23:09 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 27, 2012, 06:13:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on January 27, 2012, 06:08:30 PM
OH MAH GAWD! This can only end well.  :lulz:

He's drawn a cartoon of our holy prophet. The only course of action left to the Holy Scottish Empire will be to declare a fatwa upon him. Fortunately for Roger a Scottish fatwa generally consists of everybody bitching and whining about him whilst consuming copious quantities of cheap alcohol until everyone falls down. Come tomorrow afternoon no one will remember what the fuck happened.

Where do I sign up?
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Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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The Good Reverend Roger

#18
January 27, 2012, 06:41:59 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 27, 2012, 06:13:37 PM

He's drawn a cartoon of our holy prophet.

Didn't.  Just his beard.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#19
January 27, 2012, 06:54:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2012, 06:41:59 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 27, 2012, 06:13:37 PM

He's drawn a cartoon of our holy prophet.

Didn't.  Just his beard.

Payne is just a beard. Anyone who's ever wiped their nose on the hem of his garment will testify to this. He's the messianic equivalent of Cousin It. Do not try to wriggle off the hook of half hearted drunken wrath  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Phox

#20
January 27, 2012, 07:51:55 PM
This just keeps getting better.  :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
January 27, 2012, 08:25:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2012, 05:57:09 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 27, 2012, 02:26:49 PM
These are great! I didn't know you could draw too!

Neither did I.

Probably just another Tucson mutation.
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Triple Zero

#22
January 27, 2012, 11:03:53 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 27, 2012, 04:56:25 AM
This is fucking GREAT.

Is it possible to get the pics slightly bigger? Either my puny screen or my burned-out eyeballs are making it hard to read bits of it.

Seconding this. I can't read the sign above the gate or the thingy on the ground (another sign?).

Maybe your scanner is set to some low DPI? I personally always scanned my drawings at 300dpi, but then I draw kinda tiny. My process went like this (you need GIMP or Photoshop or something that can blur and adjust brightness/contrast and scale images):

- scan at 300dpi
- apply a slight (Gaussian) blur, slightly less than what makes the smallest important drawn detail get too fuzzy.
- convert to greyscale
- adjust brightness curve, or brightness/contrast sliders until the paper's white and the lines are black, and it looks good (possibly revert and apply less blur if things get too blotchy)
- save this high res image as a PNG (lossless) or 99% quality JPG (nearly lossless) for printing purposes
- scale the image to some sensible size (600-800px wide is usually good) and save as 85% quality JPG for posting online purposes.

That said, I can draw too! Might take a while before I get the chance though.


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Payne

#23
January 28, 2012, 11:43:08 AM
BAHAHAHAHA!

I feel like my general hairiness is starting to do that thing again. I'm not drunk enough for this shit. I am surrounded by heathens and I think it's affecting my messianicness. The other day, my boss told me he had eaten haggis for Burns' Night and that it was "All Right".

What the fuck is that shit? You got to either hate it and detest it and almost get sick over thinking about it, or you think it's the best goddam thing that has ever happened. It can never be a mediocre "all right".

Shit, I'm being swallowed up in mediocrity and lameness down here. No one even appreciates the artistic merit of a judicious malky-ing with copious helpings of chibbing. Ah well, I digress.

Well done Roger, you're bringing back the sexy. Back from 2008. 

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
January 28, 2012, 06:45:29 PM
Quote from: The Payne on January 28, 2012, 11:43:08 AM
BAHAHAHAHA!

I feel like my general hairiness is starting to do that thing again. I'm not drunk enough for this shit. I am surrounded by heathens and I think it's affecting my messianicness. The other day, my boss told me he had eaten haggis for Burns' Night and that it was "All Right".


I weep for my civilization, Payne, I truly do.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#25
January 28, 2012, 06:47:34 PM
Jesus fuck. Brilliant. Your drawing skillz are fabulous!
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#26
January 28, 2012, 07:46:00 PM
:lulz:

These are awesome.

I'm looking forward to seeing where this goes...
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The Good Reverend Roger

#27
January 28, 2012, 10:46:29 PM


" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#28
January 29, 2012, 02:04:01 AM
Roger, I love your drawings! I'm really excited by this new development.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
January 29, 2012, 06:27:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 29, 2012, 02:04:01 AM
Roger, I love your drawings! I'm really excited by this new development.

Thanks.  I think it's helping with my batshittery.  It makes me focus for a while.

(For what it's worth, the batshittery is fading pretty fast.)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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