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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 31, 2012, 05:02:19 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

January 31, 2012, 05:02:19 PM
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DO NOT DISTURB!
Well, except for YOU.  YOU'RE special.
And I have a special work order just for you!
All you have to do is bother me, and it's yours!

Note:  this sign was up for 5 minutes before Richard got the special work order.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#1
January 31, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:02:19 PM
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DO NOT DISTURB!
Well, except for YOU.  YOU'RE special.
And I have a special work order just for you!
All you have to do is bother me, and it's yours!

Note:  this sign was up for 5 minutes before Richard got the special work order.

Hehehe, what was it?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
January 31, 2012, 05:04:49 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 31, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:02:19 PM
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DO NOT DISTURB!
Well, except for YOU.  YOU'RE special.
And I have a special work order just for you!
All you have to do is bother me, and it's yours!

Note:  this sign was up for 5 minutes before Richard got the special work order.

Hehehe, what was it?

Degreasing and regreasing the ring gear on the 8 foot ball mill.

The best part is that - not only can I tell whether or not he actually DID it - it isn't actually necessary.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#3
January 31, 2012, 05:12:24 PM
 :lulz:

My cubicle door is frosted, like a shower door. I've got a full page of "Lorem Ipsum" nonsense text printed out in an obnoxious font, taped to the inside of the door facing out. It's basically unreadable, but that doesn't stop people from standing there and squinting. Then they eventually realize it's nonsense.

If anybody asks why it's there, I tell them it's an analogy for my job.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#4
January 31, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
Fancy people with your "offices" and your "co-workers and underlings"...

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
January 31, 2012, 05:25:44 PM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
Fancy people with your "offices" and your "co-workers and underlings"...

All it took was years of hard work and lying like a mad bastard on my resume.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
January 31, 2012, 05:26:21 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 31, 2012, 05:12:24 PM
:lulz:

My cubicle door is frosted, like a shower door. I've got a full page of "Lorem Ipsum" nonsense text printed out in an obnoxious font, taped to the inside of the door facing out. It's basically unreadable, but that doesn't stop people from standing there and squinting. Then they eventually realize it's nonsense.

If anybody asks why it's there, I tell them it's an analogy for my job.

My last one was "If you come through this door, Roger will break your finger."

My boss made me take it down.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#7
January 31, 2012, 05:31:27 PM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
Fancy people with your "offices" and your "co-workers and underlings"...

I don't even have a cubicle. I have a table with a computer on it and a small divider that separates it from the dude who faces me's table with a computer on it.

However there are large file cabinets that essentially act as a wall partitioning the room into two. Now with the new time clock, I don't even have to go anywhere in the building except for my desk, the conference room, and the men's room.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
January 31, 2012, 05:37:32 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 31, 2012, 05:31:27 PM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
Fancy people with your "offices" and your "co-workers and underlings"...

I don't even have a cubicle. I have a table with a computer on it and a small divider that separates it from the dude who faces me's table with a computer on it.

However there are large file cabinets that essentially act as a wall partitioning the room into two. Now with the new time clock, I don't even have to go anywhere in the building except for my desk, the conference room, and the men's room.

I have 2 buildings and a welding shed.  That is my little empire.  And I - and the subjects of my little empire - HATE the empires to the East (the commie office building) and the West (the filthy terrorist scum in the warehouse) of us.  And all 3 of us hate the packaging department, because they don't indulge in inter-departmental warfare, and just quietly work.  Which means they're UP TO NO GOOD.  Regime change is being debated.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#9
January 31, 2012, 05:43:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:37:32 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 31, 2012, 05:31:27 PM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
Fancy people with your "offices" and your "co-workers and underlings"...

I don't even have a cubicle. I have a table with a computer on it and a small divider that separates it from the dude who faces me's table with a computer on it.

However there are large file cabinets that essentially act as a wall partitioning the room into two. Now with the new time clock, I don't even have to go anywhere in the building except for my desk, the conference room, and the men's room.

I have 2 buildings and a welding shed.  That is my little empire.  And I - and the subjects of my little empire - HATE the empires to the East (the commie office building) and the West (the filthy terrorist scum in the warehouse) of us.  And all 3 of us hate the packaging department, because they don't indulge in inter-departmental warfare, and just quietly work.  Which means they're UP TO NO GOOD.  Regime change is being debated.

:evil:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Luna

#10
January 31, 2012, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:37:32 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 31, 2012, 05:31:27 PM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
Fancy people with your "offices" and your "co-workers and underlings"...

I don't even have a cubicle. I have a table with a computer on it and a small divider that separates it from the dude who faces me's table with a computer on it.

However there are large file cabinets that essentially act as a wall partitioning the room into two. Now with the new time clock, I don't even have to go anywhere in the building except for my desk, the conference room, and the men's room.

I have 2 buildings and a welding shed.  That is my little empire.  And I - and the subjects of my little empire - HATE the empires to the East (the commie office building) and the West (the filthy terrorist scum in the warehouse) of us.  And all 3 of us hate the packaging department, because they don't indulge in inter-departmental warfare, and just quietly work.  Which means they're UP TO NO GOOD.  Regime change is being debated.

Just remember, if you expand the empire, you are stuck with the citizens.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
January 31, 2012, 05:56:10 PM
Quote from: Luna on January 31, 2012, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:37:32 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 31, 2012, 05:31:27 PM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
Fancy people with your "offices" and your "co-workers and underlings"...

I don't even have a cubicle. I have a table with a computer on it and a small divider that separates it from the dude who faces me's table with a computer on it.

However there are large file cabinets that essentially act as a wall partitioning the room into two. Now with the new time clock, I don't even have to go anywhere in the building except for my desk, the conference room, and the men's room.

I have 2 buildings and a welding shed.  That is my little empire.  And I - and the subjects of my little empire - HATE the empires to the East (the commie office building) and the West (the filthy terrorist scum in the warehouse) of us.  And all 3 of us hate the packaging department, because they don't indulge in inter-departmental warfare, and just quietly work.  Which means they're UP TO NO GOOD.  Regime change is being debated.

Just remember, if you expand the empire, you are stuck with the citizens.

No.  I take the buildings, the citizens all have industrial accidents.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#12
January 31, 2012, 05:56:52 PM
Quote from: Luna on January 31, 2012, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:37:32 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 31, 2012, 05:31:27 PM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
Fancy people with your "offices" and your "co-workers and underlings"...

I don't even have a cubicle. I have a table with a computer on it and a small divider that separates it from the dude who faces me's table with a computer on it.

However there are large file cabinets that essentially act as a wall partitioning the room into two. Now with the new time clock, I don't even have to go anywhere in the building except for my desk, the conference room, and the men's room.

I have 2 buildings and a welding shed.  That is my little empire.  And I - and the subjects of my little empire - HATE the empires to the East (the commie office building) and the West (the filthy terrorist scum in the warehouse) of us.  And all 3 of us hate the packaging department, because they don't indulge in inter-departmental warfare, and just quietly work.  Which means they're UP TO NO GOOD.  Regime change is being debated.

Just remember, if you expand the empire, you are stuck with the citizens.

That's what the English discovered with us, but yet they kept on going...
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#13
January 31, 2012, 05:57:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:56:10 PM
Quote from: Luna on January 31, 2012, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:37:32 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 31, 2012, 05:31:27 PM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
Fancy people with your "offices" and your "co-workers and underlings"...

I don't even have a cubicle. I have a table with a computer on it and a small divider that separates it from the dude who faces me's table with a computer on it.

However there are large file cabinets that essentially act as a wall partitioning the room into two. Now with the new time clock, I don't even have to go anywhere in the building except for my desk, the conference room, and the men's room.

I have 2 buildings and a welding shed.  That is my little empire.  And I - and the subjects of my little empire - HATE the empires to the East (the commie office building) and the West (the filthy terrorist scum in the warehouse) of us.  And all 3 of us hate the packaging department, because they don't indulge in inter-departmental warfare, and just quietly work.  Which means they're UP TO NO GOOD.  Regime change is being debated.

Just remember, if you expand the empire, you are stuck with the citizens.

No.  I take the buildings, the citizens all have industrial accidents.

Hmm... Yes, the English did that too, now that you mention it.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Luna

#14
January 31, 2012, 06:04:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:56:10 PM
Quote from: Luna on January 31, 2012, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 05:37:32 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 31, 2012, 05:31:27 PM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
Fancy people with your "offices" and your "co-workers and underlings"...

I don't even have a cubicle. I have a table with a computer on it and a small divider that separates it from the dude who faces me's table with a computer on it.

However there are large file cabinets that essentially act as a wall partitioning the room into two. Now with the new time clock, I don't even have to go anywhere in the building except for my desk, the conference room, and the men's room.

I have 2 buildings and a welding shed.  That is my little empire.  And I - and the subjects of my little empire - HATE the empires to the East (the commie office building) and the West (the filthy terrorist scum in the warehouse) of us.  And all 3 of us hate the packaging department, because they don't indulge in inter-departmental warfare, and just quietly work.  Which means they're UP TO NO GOOD.  Regime change is being debated.

Just remember, if you expand the empire, you are stuck with the citizens.

No.  I take the buildings, the citizens all have industrial accidents.

Then you could... put Filthy Assistant in a building with nothing more dangerous than paper clips, and start a betting pool on how long it takes him to hospitalize himself?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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