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ATTN, GARBO...IF that's your REAL name...

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 01, 2012, 01:00:29 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

February 01, 2012, 01:00:29 AM
Or should we just call you MITT?



LET'S JUST TAKE OFF THE MASK, SHALL WE?



OH, THE HUMANITY!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#1
February 01, 2012, 01:09:27 AM
WHO TOLD YOU? HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
February 01, 2012, 01:14:07 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on February 01, 2012, 01:09:27 AM
WHO TOLD YOU? HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?

Some guy named totallynotnewtginrgich@yahoo.com emailed me the WHOLE TRUTH.

Oh, and I know about the CATTLE MUTILATIONS!  You fiend.  If you had ONLY STUCK TO CATTLE!



Next, I expect Whitley Strieber's gonna get probed again.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
February 01, 2012, 01:17:51 AM
In hindsight, that was a little disturbing.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pæs

#4
February 01, 2012, 01:29:29 AM
WHAAAAT?

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
February 01, 2012, 01:31:42 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on February 01, 2012, 01:29:29 AM
WHAAAAT?

Relax.  It's from the internets.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#6
February 01, 2012, 01:38:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 01:14:07 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on February 01, 2012, 01:09:27 AM
WHO TOLD YOU? HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?

Some guy named totallynotnewtginrgich@yahoo.com emailed me the WHOLE TRUTH.

Oh, and I know about the CATTLE MUTILATIONS!  You fiend.  If you had ONLY STUCK TO CATTLE!



Next, I expect Whitley Strieber's gonna get probed again.

Some how this pic makes alien abduction seem ok.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
February 01, 2012, 01:39:34 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 01, 2012, 01:38:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 01:14:07 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on February 01, 2012, 01:09:27 AM
WHO TOLD YOU? HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?

Some guy named totallynotnewtginrgich@yahoo.com emailed me the WHOLE TRUTH.

Oh, and I know about the CATTLE MUTILATIONS!  You fiend.  If you had ONLY STUCK TO CATTLE!



Next, I expect Whitley Strieber's gonna get probed again.

Some how this pic makes alien abduction seem ok.

And then people yell at ME for making jokes about gigantic syphilis worms.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#8
February 01, 2012, 01:41:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 01:39:34 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 01, 2012, 01:38:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 01:14:07 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on February 01, 2012, 01:09:27 AM
WHO TOLD YOU? HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?

Some guy named totallynotnewtginrgich@yahoo.com emailed me the WHOLE TRUTH.

Oh, and I know about the CATTLE MUTILATIONS!  You fiend.  If you had ONLY STUCK TO CATTLE!



Next, I expect Whitley Strieber's gonna get probed again.

Some how this pic makes alien abduction seem ok.

And then people yell at ME for making jokes about gigantic syphilis worms.

No, I mean like the simple probing stuff. I'm guessing GARBO is NOT from Zeta Reticuli, but from some other savage place.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
February 01, 2012, 01:45:46 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 01, 2012, 01:41:16 AM

No, I mean like the simple probing stuff. I'm guessing GARBO is NOT from Zeta Reticuli, but from some other savage place.

Then why's she tormenting Strieber? The poor guy must have to use a colostomy bag, he's been probed so many times.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#10
February 01, 2012, 01:48:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 01:45:46 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 01, 2012, 01:41:16 AM

No, I mean like the simple probing stuff. I'm guessing GARBO is NOT from Zeta Reticuli, but from some other savage place.

Then why's she tormenting Strieber? The poor guy must have to use a colostomy bag, he's been probed so many times.

He's come to appreciate the probings from what I understand. Made him more spiritual.

No shit, actually. He's got some weird stuff, like a chain smoking alien too.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
February 01, 2012, 02:05:59 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 01, 2012, 01:48:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 01:45:46 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 01, 2012, 01:41:16 AM

No, I mean like the simple probing stuff. I'm guessing GARBO is NOT from Zeta Reticuli, but from some other savage place.

Then why's she tormenting Strieber? The poor guy must have to use a colostomy bag, he's been probed so many times.

He's come to appreciate the probings from what I understand. Made him more spiritual.

No shit, actually. He's got some weird stuff, like a chain smoking alien too.

Beats workin', I guess.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#12
February 01, 2012, 02:09:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 02:05:59 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 01, 2012, 01:48:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 01:45:46 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 01, 2012, 01:41:16 AM

No, I mean like the simple probing stuff. I'm guessing GARBO is NOT from Zeta Reticuli, but from some other savage place.

Then why's she tormenting Strieber? The poor guy must have to use a colostomy bag, he's been probed so many times.

He's come to appreciate the probings from what I understand. Made him more spiritual.

No shit, actually. He's got some weird stuff, like a chain smoking alien too.

Beats workin', I guess.

Yep. Got my teenage ass to fork over my minimum wage earnings to him.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Sita

#13
February 01, 2012, 02:31:04 AM
Dammit. Now I have to try and find something to make the faceless image go away before bed.

If I have nightmares about faceless dolls (they are never faceless people for some reason) tonight I blame you.
:ninja:
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile, because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
February 01, 2012, 02:33:17 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 01, 2012, 02:09:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 02:05:59 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 01, 2012, 01:48:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 01:45:46 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 01, 2012, 01:41:16 AM

No, I mean like the simple probing stuff. I'm guessing GARBO is NOT from Zeta Reticuli, but from some other savage place.

Then why's she tormenting Strieber? The poor guy must have to use a colostomy bag, he's been probed so many times.

He's come to appreciate the probings from what I understand. Made him more spiritual.

No shit, actually. He's got some weird stuff, like a chain smoking alien too.

Beats workin', I guess.

Yep. Got my teenage ass to fork over my minimum wage earnings to him.

:bob: Approved.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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