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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 31, 2012, 05:50:46 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
February 01, 2012, 03:06:22 AM
Badbeast made up a nation called "Portugal" and made Spain cry.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#16
February 01, 2012, 03:10:06 AM
BadBeast hasn't eaten a single vegetable since 1979, and the contents of his bowels are believed to be at least as dense as a neutron star.

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
February 01, 2012, 03:11:35 AM
Quote from: Cainad on February 01, 2012, 03:10:06 AM
BadBeast hasn't eaten a single vegetable since 1979,

I think you're forgetting Karen Anne Quinlan.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#18
February 01, 2012, 03:15:13 AM
BadBeast is at fault for every terrible superhero movie of the last fifteen years.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Cainad (dec.)

#19
February 01, 2012, 03:18:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 03:11:35 AM
Quote from: Cainad on February 01, 2012, 03:10:06 AM
BadBeast hasn't eaten a single vegetable since 1979,

I think you're forgetting Karen Anne Quinlan.

Oh shit, you're right. Silly me. :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#20
February 01, 2012, 03:18:59 AM
Badbeast wrote, filmed, directed, and acted in the Cremaster Cycle while siring twin sons on his own hermaphroditic clone.

Badbeast also plays the role of "Sookie" in True Blood. It's the only place he can drop the act and just be himself.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#21
February 01, 2012, 03:22:47 AM
BadBeast once went drinking with Tommy Wiseau, who prior to that evening had been a promising PhD candidate. He told Wiseau that he "should totally get into film."

BadBeast

#22
February 01, 2012, 03:24:23 AM
He's a Cultural Attache! Not an "Export".
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
February 01, 2012, 03:25:19 AM
Quote from: Cainad on February 01, 2012, 03:22:47 AM
BadBeast once went drinking with Tommy Wiseau, who prior to that evening had been a promising PhD candidate. He told Wiseau that he "should totally get into film."

And he took W.B. Yeats drinking in New York.

Which, come to think of it, was a downright mitzvah.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#24
February 01, 2012, 03:26:45 AM
BadBeast once had a lucrative trade selling shrooms in Israel. Had a pretty steady client. Name was Ezekiel, I believe. He ended up writing a short book that ended up in a very popular anthology.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#25
February 01, 2012, 03:33:45 AM
Zeke stole those hoobies!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#26
February 01, 2012, 03:35:21 AM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

minuspace

#27
February 01, 2012, 03:35:30 AM
BadBeast holds 6 patents for quantum mind field trepanation and is personally responsible for fluctuations in energy density that lead our search for what is otherwise known as dark matter.

BadBeast

#28
February 01, 2012, 03:37:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 03:25:19 AM
Quote from: Cainad on February 01, 2012, 03:22:47 AM
BadBeast once went drinking with Tommy Wiseau, who prior to that evening had been a promising PhD candidate. He told Wiseau that he "should totally get into film."

And he took W.B. Yeats drinking in New York.

Which, come to think of it, was a downright mitzvah.
Yeats was a two-pot screamer. Couldn't handle his Beer. That's why he never fitted in in Ireland. Or anywhere, really.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

#29
February 01, 2012, 03:41:06 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 01, 2012, 03:18:59 AM
Badbeast wrote, filmed, directed, and acted in the Cremaster Cycle while siring twin sons on his own hermaphroditic clone.

Badbeast also plays the role of "Sookie" in True Blood. It's the only place he can drop the act and just be himself.
Sookie is my Evil Twin!  :x   :lulz:
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4
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