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Make the Everyday More METAL!

Started by AFK, February 01, 2012, 09:17:23 PM

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AFK

The Everyday can feel kind of tedious sometimes.  Average, even. 

But we can fix that my friends, by making the everyday METAL!

How do we do that?

Throw up some metal horns where people would least expect them. 

You just landed a big account?

THAT'S SO FUCKING METAL!!!!
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You're wife just made a bitchin casserole?

CHEEZY POTATOE BAKE FUCK YEAH!!!
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The mail guy gets you your mail.

METAL DELIVERY DUDE!!!
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You're at the mall just hanging around

I MAKE THIS ROCK!!!!
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Enjoying a banana?

POTASSIUM IS FUCKING METAL.  NO REALLY, IT ACTUALLY IS A METAL, JUST LOOK AT THE PERIODIC CHART FUCKER, IT IS A GODDAMNED METAL METAL!!
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Take life by the horns. 

Make the Mundane METAL!!!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cainad (dec.)

I just ate a hard boiled egg!
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Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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