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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 03, 2012, 02:48:59 AM

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Triple Zero

#15
February 03, 2012, 10:36:58 AM
I woke up this morning.

And there was SNOW. EVEYRWHERE

fuck yeah

aaaaaand. umm so far my knee's been healing quite excellently and I just regained the ability to ride my bike again which is nice because those bus tickets were getting kind of expensive.

anyway yes. that was LAST NIGHT. 2AM, how many years ago, was it 2009? another year that I'm fucking alive because two random awesome dudes started banging on my door cause the house was on fucking fire. weeeeoooo!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
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Placid Dingo

#16
February 03, 2012, 12:10:56 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 03, 2012, 03:22:14 AM
Don't stress it unless it actually becomes a problem. I had room for all of mine, as did many other people I know. I think the whole "getting your wisdom teeth pulled is mandatory" thing is kind of a scam, though there are undoubtedly people who actually do need it done.

I got mine few days back. I got one out when it grew into my cheek. The others because my cheek-tooth xray showed my bottom ones basically going sidewise into all my other teeth.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

East Coast Hustle

#17
February 03, 2012, 01:12:09 PM
I have to leave the Bahamas for a while and go back to that steaming dump of authoritarian 3rd-world-masquerading-as-1st-world turdloaf known as "America".

However, I'm not too broken up about that, because everything in my life is completely awesome because I work hard to make it that way. So fuck all this "OH ITS FEBRUARY WOE IS ME" nonsense.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

#18
February 03, 2012, 01:13:09 PM
I wouldn't expect such obvious large-scale Lo5-ing from this crowd.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Rumckle

#19
February 03, 2012, 01:14:18 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 03, 2012, 01:12:09 PM
So fuck all this "OH ITS FEBRUARY WOE IS ME" nonsense.

I agree, my Februaries are usually pretty alright (not to rub it in or anything)
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Rumckle

#20
February 03, 2012, 01:15:05 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 03, 2012, 01:13:09 PM
I wouldn't expect such obvious large-scale Lo5-ing from this crowd.

Also, this
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Luna

#21
February 03, 2012, 01:21:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2012, 02:48:59 AM
It's February, and nothing really awful has happened!

WHAT CAN GO WRONG?

Found out Feb 1st that my husband knocked up the town whore.

Am working my way from, "this is the worst thing ever" to, "that stupid jackass will be paying child support to that heifer until he's collecting Social Security."  And, it struck me that I warned him this would happen before I even left his worthless ass.

Does it still hurt?  Yeah... but not as much as it did, yesterday.  Sunday, when I get to play with the baby of some friends, we'll see.  (I love playing with the babies, then I have been known to go home and cry my eyes out because I always wanted my own.)  I get through that, I will mark mysrlf down as at least mostly over it.

We will, assuming dipshit gets his act together, be filing for divorce in February.

I am feeling the need for some sort of epic troll on the NYEX, preferably either the day after the paperwork is filed, or Valentine's Day.  Mulling ideas, suggestions are welcome. 

Overall...  February might be a little rocky, emotionally, but I think it's gonna be good for me.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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The Good Reverend Roger

#22
February 03, 2012, 01:51:31 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 03, 2012, 01:13:09 PM
I wouldn't expect such obvious large-scale Lo5-ing from this crowd.

And I wouldn't expect such blatant disregard for tradition from you, sir.

Now, get on the fucking stick and let's see some self-fulfilling prophecy, here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#23
February 03, 2012, 02:01:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2012, 01:51:31 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 03, 2012, 01:13:09 PM
I wouldn't expect such obvious large-scale Lo5-ing from this crowd.

And I wouldn't expect such blatant disregard for tradition from you, sir.

Now, get on the fucking stick and let's see some self-fulfilling prophecy, here.

Nope.  I have decided.

February is going to be awesome.  I hereby dump any and all bad bullshit anybody thinks I am gonna get due to it being February on whoever thinks the month is gonna suck.  They can have it.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cramulus

#24
February 03, 2012, 03:35:48 PM
February rocks here. Had an awesome birthday dinner the other night - decided to drop a ridiculous amount of money in one night, so I took a bunch of people out to a steakhouse. Best meal I've had in well over a year.

At work, promotion's on the way. They haven't told me "officially" yet, but they have told me "unofficially" that I start on the 10th.

Decided to start dating again, and got a date lined up for next week.

I've been really careful with my money, and if all goes according to plan, I should be able to pay off my student loans in one bigass chunk next month.

Everything is turning up Cramulus!

Triple Zero

#25
February 03, 2012, 03:40:12 PM
FUCK YEAH!! Especially the promotion thing! I know how long you've been waiting for that one!!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

LMNO

#26
February 03, 2012, 05:30:01 PM
Dad's birthday was in February.


If I work hard enough, I can forget all about it.



Back to work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
February 03, 2012, 05:37:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 03, 2012, 05:30:01 PM
Dad's birthday was in February.


If I work hard enough, I can forget all about it.



Back to work.

:sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#28
February 03, 2012, 06:40:27 PM
Feb's pretty cool for me.  If all goes according to plan, I will be getting a Governor's appointment to a commission next week, granted, it's THAT Governor.  AND father-in-law is in town to watch the kids so the wifey and I can hit the town for some adult time. 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#29
February 04, 2012, 05:32:08 AM
I got a letter on the 1st saying that I now have 100% coverage for outpatient care at OHSU for the next six months, and the only things that are not covered are elective procedures so for all significant purposes I have complete no-expense health care.

Aced my math exam in 45 minutes today. Found out on Thursday that as of now I am getting a B in the class that I was worried about.

My student loan disburses on the 8th and that will cover my mortgage for 2 months.

Found a pair of much-needed waterproof boots from my favorite brand, normally $330, on sale for $136.

My son made tacos for everybody tonight.

Tomorrow I'm spending time with my favorite Space Duet and their dog.

Life ain't easy but so far, February isn't so bad.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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