I think we've all had enough shit from Belgians.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Just read all that shit, and I think I've learned something:

While still better than not enough, you really can have too many benzos.

[Freeky]

Just read all that shit, and I think I've learned something:

While still better than not enough, you really can have too many benzos.

That is entirely possible.

[Cain]

Also,

Belgians are cool people. They have the best parties in Europe.

Indeed, Marc Dutroux threw excellent children's parties.

[Pæs]

The OP read to me like Kafka shitting his hate.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The OP read to me like Kafka shitting his hate.

What it really was, was PILLZ HERE and the stark realization that I hadn't fucked with Trip for YEARS.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I would like to complain about a detestable criminal who has infested this site for years with nary a complaint from Decent Folk.

For starters, Triple Zero makes it his job to draw crude pictures of nymphomaniac meth freaks, and mail them to my house. I believe it needs to be taken into account that he is completely full of shit. In my effort to uncover his prejudices, I will need to call attention to the problem of his perfidiousness. When you least expect it, his opinions will turn me, a typically mild-mannered person, into a howling mad bastard of vigilantism. His claims will portray obstinate monsters as children any day now. I do not wish to endorse mayhem, but rather that to illustrate that I would sooner eat puke than become one of his minions. His desire to toy with our opinions is incontrovertible evidence that he harbors some yellow-bellied grudges.

Would we, as Good, rightside up people, believe writers who tried to tell us we're all petulant? I say "no." Triple Zero's tactics constitute one of the many conduits of faddism in our culture. This screams of the old belief that wine-swilling devil-worshippers like him are merely unstable and disagreeable nebbishes.

If Trip thinks I'm too scared to tell you a little bit about him and his bloodthirsty actions, he's sadly mistaken. I have taken the liberty of letting him know that I once had a nightmare in which he was free to leave in a wake of mischievous reaction. I wish he had. What I want to document now is that his brand of extremism is irrelevant here or anywhere else. By this, I mean that Triple Zero has become increasingly unprofessional ever since childhood. It's a well-known fact that self-centered confused-types like him don't have a clue. For the moment I will concentrate on the fact that he frequently progresses into displays of authority he doesn't have. I truly do not intend this to be in any way misinterpreted as a personal attack on Triple Zero. Trip, you are welcome to get off my back this time and stay off, or face dire consequences.

He is wrong. His criticisms will cause more harm than good. As I mentioned before, nobody seems to realize that these kinds of nerdy cynical cretins should be dealt with immediately. The continuing deliberate misunderstandings of some of his condescending leeches merely underscore this point. Does Trip really know anything about the programming theories he claims to support? No, he doesn't. He and his cronies are hideously deviant puppets. I am quite certain that he has shown he's not afraid to be mean-spirited.

I don't think it would be unfair to say that militant louts like him tend to conveniently ignore the key issues of this or any other situation. Imagine a world in which Trip could spawn delusions whenever he felt like it! Is his raging anything other than Frenchified narcissism? There are situations where certain remarks are appropriate and there are situations where they are not. This is not to say that he could think for himself even if he tried. It is merely to point out that he is off his rocker.

Like other shabby naive-types, Trip will certainly replace love and understanding with Marxism and isolationism. It is ridiculous that we have to be faced by such smart alecks whose asinine beliefs should be treated with apathy. It is apparent to me that all he does is inspire drugged-out philosophies. To him, acting like an inconsiderate perverted-type is a lot of fun.  Trip should just quit whining about everything. The world would be better off if he had never been born. I feel that the portrayal of slime in our culture is partially responsible for his values. It probably sounds like I'm being devious, but it's a sad world where the worst types of brutish fogeys you'll ever see have the power to force us to tailor our views just to suit their wild whims and Belgian sensibilities..

Trip blames others for his nit-picky deeds. What this underlines, I think, is that he is devoid of all social conscience. He would love to see me tear off all my clothes and run naked down the street. His cliches are well-known to us all. Trip can't discuss anything without talking about crepes.  Doesn't he realize that I am not making a generalization when I say that he treats postmodernist uncontrollable liberals as objects? Anyone who is the least bit knowledgeable about his feckless background would know that all of his doctrines are paralogistic. Consider this - he apparently wants to use us to fulfill his crass mission.

He has a long, cynicism-infested history of attempts to plague our minds. Nevertheless, Trip never seems to listen to anyone else's positions and reasoning. Before you declare me daft, let me assert that we can't let him cause riots in the streets. Trip, does the word "unexceptional" mean anything to you? It should.

If I may be permitted to make an observation, I don't see how he can be so obscenely European. If it weren't for amateur proletarians and Franch people that hold their cigarettes backwards, he would have no friends. Moreover, there is an implicit assumption here that the comparison between him and mindless ignoramuses is remarkable. It may be coincidence that Trip's writings conjure up dirt against his fellow human beings. It may be coincidence that they foster despotism at every opportunity. And it may be coincidence that they increase society's cycle of hostility and violence. But that's a lot of coincidence! We can see the damage that is done when Trip tries to influence the attitudes of others towards any environment or activity.

Like I said, if he is allowed to bombard us with insults, the implications will be widespread. My intention here is not just to address a number of important issues, but also to comment on his statements. Trip seems completely incapable of understanding that post-structuralism is the driving force behind his decisions. It is grossly misleading to claim that we really find his vulgar bohemianism to be no different from evil. You do not need to be unctuous to know that he flaunts his personal assertions and attitudes on everyone else.

Throughout human history, belligerent Triple Zeros have always been skulking about, stealing all of our cheese. So it should come as no surprise that one of these days his unpleasant practices will degenerate into a panic at the disco.

I close this complaint along the same lines it opened: you can observe a definite bias in that slumlord Triple Zero's arguments.

I keep coming back to this thread, and wondering just how fucked up I was when I wrote this.

The truly evil thing about drugs is that they might NOT kill you.

They might turn you into me.

[Triple Zero]

Why, how is it different from the other threads where you described PDers?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Why, how is it different from the other threads where you described PDers?

Not one paragraph is actually coherent in any way.  Pick one and read it.  I must have had the attention span of a cat while I was writing it.

[Triple Zero]

I see Well for what it's worth, I think I liked it better for that

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I see Well for what it's worth, I think I liked it better for that

So do I, come to think of it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This one is really special. I remember reading it and TRYING to make it make sense, but failing.

[Triple Zero]

Oh it makes perfect sense. Shit from Belgians = Chocolate.

At least, that was going to be the gist of my reply (before I got distracted--but frankly I'd rather continue the cartoon thing).

Maybe one day I'll have the right combination of lucidity and druggedness to write back in words, the problem is the next day though.

I love what you wrote, anyhow, it grows on me too

[LMNO]

I'm simply impressed that Roger managed to retain proper syntax and grammar in such a state.

[Cuddlefish]

  This is great! A++, would read again and would recommend to friends (not family, though. They're a little squeamish.)

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm simply impressed that Roger managed to retain proper syntax and grammar in such a state.

Canadian education.  You can be on fire, and you won't end your screams for help with a preposition.