Defendant Breached a Duty Not to Shoot Bottle Rockets Out of His Anus

[Golden Applesauce]

If the railing on the porch was indeed not up to code, that's a part of it I could get behind.

The second post asks the question if Mr. Rocket Anus would have required a second or third person to insert and launch the bottle rocket, which, if true, would somewhat affect the personal responsibility argument.

[Placid Dingo]

that's a part of it I could get behind.