Looking for friends first

[DECI4]

   
OKAY...I would really love to meet a new friend to hang out with who truely is mature enough to be friends first, who is mature enough to know that not everyone is suited for everyone and you can still be a great person even if not everyone likes you. I am not going to be sleeping with anyone tonight....I would just like to go out on a meeting or date....whatever you want to call it. This is my weekend without my daughter so I would like to go out and enjoy it....perferably with someone. If you too could use some fun, conversation, smiles and relaxation please read on. Please be SINGLE...I am not into 'discrete' anything....if you need to hide something...I am not the right person....if you are looking for sex...I am not the right person....If you just want to date an "older" woman...I am NOT the right person....if you smoke...again...I am not the right person....if you could use a fun, relaxed, smiled filled evening....please read on...I might be the right person....Honesty....I am old and smart enough to know that I am not interested in a fake relationships....I want the real deal...someone to tell my deepest secrets too...and know that they will always be there to support me through it....as long as I am honest. I mean really....don't you want to die knowing that you shared your most intimate thoughts, deeds, and secrets with someone who really cared....AND that you got the same "got your back coverage" in return.I don't fight dirty.....I am mature enough to know I have faults and weak spots and sometime the best thing is to have the truth told to you so you can deal with it....so when we have an issue or misunderstanding...it will always be in the present....I have a past, you have a past, and that is how we got to who we are today....even when it could be our past together....I will never bring it up once we close an issue.A good morning and good night kiss.....do you know that that improves your chances of staying together by 21% over couples that just hug goodnight and goodmorning? I am full of PDA and proud of it.I am a mom....so yes...it's a package deal. I have been divorced for 6 years....happily divorced...my ex is still my best guy friend and we co parent fabulously....you will meet him as we do not have jealousy issues.....we have a love for our daughter that overcomes any issues we ever had...divorced without lawyers and still make deals with a handshake....he is a good hunk and a fabulous dad.You will get to be yourself....no matter how quirky that is.....either I will love those quirks and embrace them.....or we will find out we are meant to be friends or meant to meet, great and move on right away.....but I will not tell you I am interested in you if I am not....and I WANT, yes WANT you to do the same for me. If I am not your type....no problem....I am not going to fall apart because one person I met didn't get me....and you should be the same....my opinion of you shouldn't mean crap to you unless we are a couple......for a first meeting....geez....use me to learn what I find good or bad about you and get some honest feed back.Now....all that sounds so serious...which is so not me....as the number one thing I do best is giggle...right down to outright snorts, and shooting drinks through my nose....a good belly laugh is better than any therapy...and a heck of a lot cheaper.You will have access to know about my past....some of it is great...some ...not so much....I guarantee you I am smart enough to understand you....but having a decent IQ doesn't always mean I make good decisions.....BUT....I am always improving on this one....so when you ask me a question....be aware I will be honest with you so don't ask what you don't want to really know.Confidence....I am good with who I am today...I will be good with who I am tomorrow......I have some days that are better than others ...but all in all...I like me and wouldn't want to be anyone else.....You will get a 5'9" tall gal....who is comfortable with her weight.....but trying to lose just because I perfer to be smaller.....if you need a barbie doll or size 0 model....uh....Toys R Us is probably open......for now I could happily drop 25-30 lbs and feel a heck of a lot better.....and I am working on it.You will get a partner who will try just about anything......I am the gal who kisses for charity on Valentine's Day on the corner of Steven Creek and Winchester because no one should feel lonely or be without a kiss on certain days of the year. You will get someone who will join you on any adventure that has a 5% or less chance of death or less ...so if you can get us on fear factor....I will do my best to win with you. Amazing Race, anything...I am good to go...hate to pass up an opportunity and try to live without regretting not pushing through my fears to try things.ALRIGHT...enough is enough...here is a recent picture....I will only respond to emails that attach a photo...be proud of who you are....I don't want a Ken doll...I want a male I find hot and one that find me gorgeous.K...here is the picture....I know you scanned down here first.....so you may not either scan back up and read this....or just click me bye bye.I am on face book and my space under zimmertracey and Tracey Jane Zimmer

[Faust]

1) Copy paste large walls of text

[East Coast Hustle]

   
OKAY...I would really love to meet a new friend to hang out with who truely is mature enough to be friends first

ANAL?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

If that's a cut & paste, good job.

If it isn't, can I use it as a cut & paste, if I change the name?

[Cain]

No freaks.

[Cramulus]

mm, delicious copypasta

Instead of responding myself, I'll follow suit and paste one of the responses you got when you tried this shtick on another forum:



Someone copy/paste this and hand it in to their English teacher for a graded assignment.

Or are you chicken, McFly?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

No freaks.

The odds of DECI4 being Tracey Jane Zimmer are, of course, nil.  Sounds like someone has an issue with someone named Tracey Jane Zimmer.  That would make this the perfect bait, as Ms Zimmer may even have written that, and DECI4 reposted it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

mm, delicious copypasta

Instead of responding myself, I'll follow suit and paste one of the responses you got when you tried this shtick on another forum:



Someone copy/paste this and hand it in to their English teacher for a graded assignment.

Or are you chicken, McFly?

Once a totsetard, always a totsetard.

[kingyak]

Just posting to say I didn't read all that and I'm glad I didn't

[BadBeast]

If you can overcome the smoking thing, and don't mind a broke, workshy, drug abusing British Anarchist with questionable morals, and a perverse sense of 'humour', I'm up for giving you a whirl. Meet you at the British Lion pub tomorrow night at, say 8.30pm (GMT) I'm fairly low maintenance, but I shall expect a shag out of it at some point in the evening.

[Don Coyote]

   
OKAY...I would really love to meet a new friend to hang out with who truely is mature enough to be friends first

ANAL?

NASAL?

[BadBeast]

   
OKAY...I would really love to meet a new friend to hang out with who truely is mature enough to be friends first

ANAL?

NASAL?

Aural?

[Don Coyote]

   
OKAY...I would really love to meet a new friend to hang out with who truely is mature enough to be friends first

ANAL?

NASAL?

Aural?

ASTRALZ?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Quantum!

(you are both in and out at the same time)

[Don Coyote]

Quantum!

(you are both in and out at the same time)